What Pisses You Off In Porn?

[fishheadegg]

I have a couple of pet peeves:

1) Rebecca Linares. Why does such a gorgeous woman insist upon doing all that nasty gonzo anal shit all the time? Breaks my heart.

2) The guys. Fuck me. You lot are supposed to be PROFESSIONAL! Surely you know that prior to doing a shoot, you shouldn't have a wank the night before? Dribbling a tiny little bit of cum is hardly spectacular.

3) Lee Stone. The guy's a pathetic steroid freak. Don't the pornographers LISTEN to their target audience? I've lurked on these boards for years, and a common gripe is that this guy is horrid.

4) French manicure on toes. Urgh!

5) Chicks with shoes on whilst fucking. I mean, really! So inauthentic.

6) IRL nice guys like Steven St Croix and Randy Spears grunting like rapists.

7) Rocco Siffredi, Max Hardcore and Tom Byron. Those guys are fucking pigs.

8) Stormy Daniels. Look, she's HOT, and has lovely, natural titties, but she comes across as an utter bitch in interviews.

9) Lesbian scenes where the women magically produce dildos out of thin air. And then proceed to SUCK them! I mean, WTF?

10) Why in tranny porn does the tranny always have to finish herself off? I have yet to see a scene where the bloke/girl does it.

My top ten. Feel free to add your own.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I have a couple of pet peeves:

1) Rebecca Linares. Why does such a gorgeous woman insist upon doing all that nasty gonzo anal shit all the time? Breaks my heart.

2) The guys. Fuck me. You lot are supposed to be PROFESSIONAL! Surely you know that prior to doing a shoot, you shouldn't have a wank the night before? Dribbling a tiny little bit of cum is hardly spectacular.

3) Lee Stone. The guy's a pathetic steroid freak. Don't the pornographers LISTEN to their target audience? I've lurked on these boards for years, and a common gripe is that this guy is horrid.

4) French manicure on toes. Urgh!

5) Chicks with shoes on whilst fucking. I mean, really! So inauthentic.

6) IRL nice guys like Steven St Croix and Randy Spears grunting like rapists.

7) Rocco Siffredi, Max Hardcore and Tom Byron. Those guys are fucking pigs.

8) Stormy Daniels. Look, she's HOT, and has lovely, natural titties, but she comes across as an utter bitch in interviews.

9) Lesbian scenes where the women magically produce dildos out of thin air. And then proceed to SUCK them! I mean, WTF?

10) Why in tranny porn does the tranny always have to finish herself off? I have yet to see a scene where the bloke/girl does it.

My top ten. Feel free to add your own.

"Lurked" is a good term for #3.

I have to admit, I'm a little surprised by #10. I didn't even know anyone watched tranny porn, much less had complaints about it.

 

[BlueBalls]

These threads.

 

[aaaronaaa]

I have a couple of pet peeves:

1) Rebecca Linares. Why does such a gorgeous woman insist upon doing all that nasty gonzo anal shit all the time? Breaks my heart.

2) The guys. Fuck me. You lot are supposed to be PROFESSIONAL! Surely you know that prior to doing a shoot, you shouldn't have a wank the night before? Dribbling a tiny little bit of cum is hardly spectacular.

3) Lee Stone. The guy's a pathetic steroid freak. Don't the pornographers LISTEN to their target audience? I've lurked on these boards for years, and a common gripe is that this guy is horrid.

4) French manicure on toes. Urgh!

5) Chicks with shoes on whilst fucking. I mean, really! So inauthentic.

6) IRL nice guys like Steven St Croix and Randy Spears grunting like rapists.

7) Rocco Siffredi, Max Hardcore and Tom Byron. Those guys are fucking pigs.

8) Stormy Daniels. Look, she's HOT, and has lovely, natural titties, but she comes across as an utter bitch in interviews.

9) Lesbian scenes where the women magically produce dildos out of thin air. And then proceed to SUCK them! I mean, WTF?

10) Why in tranny porn does the tranny always have to finish herself off? I have yet to see a scene where the bloke/girl does it.

My top ten. Feel free to add your own.

I definitely agree with the Rebecca linares remark, she does some crazy shit for her kind of looks.

I hate when girls enter the porn industry, provide amazing material, then leave the industry right away after a few scenes, such a bummer. (example: Laura Love)

But I am grateful that a business like this exists in our reality, where disgusting whores do what they do for whatever reason. A world without porn would be a would with less sex, which would in blatant terms, SUCK.

 

[YMIHERE]

Get a grip. Angry over such little things is not good for you. Channel this energy into something positive and more substantial. :yinyang:

 

[thegame2119]

Didn't I just see one of these threads up here recently? Ah yes, here it is. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=444810

Psst... Dude, I see it's your first post and all, so let me offer you some advice. Do a search before starting a new thread next time. I'm still relatively new myself, but I've already seen some of the locals walking around with clamps and probes in situations like this. And they aren't afraid to use them on nOObs.

 

[stormydaniels]

My tits are not real....and I AM a bitch

 

[shayd]

This thread has been done before.

 

[timon]

for me I have got two things that turn me of in porn
and If they are found I would watch this pix or movie thousands of time

1-few kisses
2-few hugs
why is n't there alot of hugs and kisses they just fuck as amachine!!

 

[Supafly]

My tits are not real....and I AM a bitch

Ha Ha Ha look who just heard her name called

Your tits may not be real, but, girl, you are :glugglug:

Keep on :hatsoff:

 

[shimmy2]

Somebody just got owned

about the shoes on while fucking, most scenes I shoot have girls wearing their pumps or platform sandals. It's sexier and they get better traction. it's also nearly impossible for most to do the booty clap/wobble in tease scenes barefoot, on carpet. hope that helps. try fucking with your runners on and feel the difference

 

[Galactic]

My tits are not real....and I AM a bitch

Good......to know? :dunno: Welcome, at any rate.

 

[Monica_lover]

1. not enough pussy foreplay/eating. < they, nowdays, go straight to the asshole WTF!
2. scenes where girls with sexy french pedicure toes cover them. (see attached file)
3. Girls with fake faces/tits. fuck those plastic surgeons

and many more I mentioned before in one of my posts.
I should quote it and edit this post

 

[Chica]

that's a good list but i'm guilty of #4 & 5 because they were special requests by my members. the only time i have sex with my shoes on is when it's a quicky and i either don't have time to take all my clothes off or i'm too horny to take them off

 

[fishheadegg]

My tits are not real....and I AM a bitch

Haha! You TOTALLY owned me there! Respect!

And oops, sorry everyone for being a total noob. I should have done a search first before posting.

Before I put my foot in my mouth again and start another dumb thread, I'm interested to know which porn star you would like to spend a day with. No sex or anything. Just drinks, a meal and a chat. For me it would be Eva Angelina or Roxy DeVille. They seem to be such fun gals.

 

[Terry Sleeper]

Shots of naked women with their faces cut off the pic / pixelated.

 

[Terry Sleeper]

Shots of naked women with their faces cut off the pic / pixelated.

. . . and another thing: people who mess with photos, enlarging the boobs of a model to ridiculous proportions - all that crap.

For instance: this was originally a great photo of a great model, the legendary Pat Wynn. Can anyone spot how it has been messed with?
http://www.iloveretroporn.com/retro...y/vintage-pussy386/vcp2retro-pussy12.jpg.html

Unpardonable. The perpetrator should be tied to a post and shot with a blunderbuss full of his own shite.

 

[LukeEl]

Come on thread poster, everyone knows that in lesbian scenes the dildo fairy leaves toys in the most obscure of places.

 

[Spleen]

5) Chicks with shoes on whilst fucking. I mean, really! So inauthentic.

If you don't like something because it's inauthentic, I think you should be picking on stuff like bigsausagepizza, or pretty much anything you see on the big name sites.

And for the record, I have fucked a few girls while they had shoes on. Knee high boots, heels, fucking sexy.

 

[fishheadegg]

Oh, I just remembered another pet peeve: What's with that nonsense where guys spit on their knobs or on the girl's pussy? Is the porn industry in such a dire financial position that it can't afford lubricant for it's "talent"?