What Pisses You Off In Porn?

[stormydaniels]

Roxy DeVille is one of my best friends and she is a RIOT to hang out with! As for the shoes, heels make a woman's ass and legs look better (ask any chick)....oh, and do you know what is on the floor on most of these porn sets??????? I'll keep my shoes, thank you!
I also hate the magic dildos (and condoms) appearing. I try to shoot an explanation for these, but it often gets cut out. For example: the guy taking the condom out of his wallet and the girl putting it on him or a girl taking a vibrator out of the drawer beside the bed.

 

[fishheadegg]

Stormy, I'm feeling like an utter prick for being rude about you.
If I may, I have a question for you: why do you so rarely paint your toenails? I'm an unabashed foot fetishist, and you have gorgeous feet. Sure, no doubt a lot of your audience like French manicures or unpainted. But some of us REALLY want to see those lovely little piggies in COLOR! I do recall two occasions where you did. One was a lesbian scene, and the other you had shoes on. I may be mistaken, but I think the scene was with Voodoo.

 

[fishheadegg]

I may be mistaken, but I think the scene was with Voodoo.

I am mistaken. It was with Barret Blade.

 

[stormydaniels]

I honestly don't think I've ever done a scene when they weren't painted...I just paint them pink and white (French) and they usually have a little flower or something. I like them to match my fingers and French goes with everything. Another reason is colored paint gets ruined when feature dancing. One time crawling around on stage and it is all chipped and ugly. Pink and white stays better...and if some of the white chips, I fix it with a white out pen. LOL! There! That's my secret!

 

[biomech]

My tits are not real....and I AM a bitch

:iloveyou:

 

[timon]

My tits are not real....and I AM a bitch

I am from Egypt and I loves you very much and I got all your movies
and I would like to know if there is any new movies like operation desert stormy operationd tropical stormy !!

 

[smoknn]

I have a couple of pet peeves:


8) Stormy Daniels. Look, she's HOT, and has lovely, natural titties, but she comes across as an utter bitch in interviews.


the problem with this is your watching lowbudget porn...the good stuff has the 19 yos with low miles and lemon tits

 

[Ovidius]

If someone wants "realism", why watch porn in the first place? :1orglaugh

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Not enough internal mouth cum shots.

performers who could care less...

too many robotic, surgically deformed, crack whores being called hot?????

 

[guitarnnblack]

That dude banging that pornstar is not me... and he is getting paid to do it! :crash:

 

[STDiva]

Stormy Daniels has been a pending OCSM for over a year?? What's the deal with that?

 

[fallacy]

My tits are not real....and I AM a bitch

Loved you in the 40 year old virgin. :hybrid:

 

[Facetious]

Re: What Pisses You Off In Porn?

Trends. Every ending has to be a goo shot.

 

[lurkingdirk]

facials and anything with excessive cum.

Not sexy.

 

[Shifty]

facials and anything with excessive cum.

Not sexy.

Obvious Exception.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Obvious Exception.

You smell like semen. All the time.

 

[Shadowfax 10]

I don't like close up photos because I hate pictures of pornstars or centre fold that have the rest of the body in the pictures but they leave both lower legs or a arm sticking out or miss the tip of her head, that annoys me. I like to see a full body shots or pussy, bum and boobs shot.

 

[SayNO2sillycone]

I second not liking Facials at least not all the freaking time. I prefer a clean mouth shot and swallow or anal/vaginal creampie from time to time. I much prefer a cumshot over a nice pair of tits than ruin a face with a facial. Facials are overused.

Speaking of tits, I don't get why certain scenes feature a hot babe with big, sometimes natural, tits and the guy in the scene does absolutely nothing to them (like sucking, grabbing or titty fucking).

And I hate having a scene end where a guy has to stroke himself off to finish. Let her do it.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

If something "pisses you off" in porn, I think you need to learn how to relax.

 

[porninquisitor]

girl2girl stuff
gay/trans stuff
when the male model is unable to spray the cum all over the face/open mouth/tongue of the actress the entire scene has failed
belly cumshots, ass cheeks cumshots
creampies
sperm swap
fake cum and fake dicks, dildo stuff and so on...
dps that never last more than 3 minutes (scandaleous)
when the camstud is not able to make his job correctly and mess up the scene (might be punished by death ^^)