I have very strict standards for the women I date. If a girl's teeth are smaller than a donkey's, I won't even give her the time of day. Also, she has to be fat. I mean, no twig like Rosie O'Donnell would ever compete for my attention. I'm talking some real meat on her. I'm talking about a woman that you have to roll over 3 times just to get on top of her, the kind of woman that you have to throw flour on her just to find the wet spot. Now, that's what I'm talking about!