I would hope she'd be retired by now.
What if your mom was a pornstar?
- Thread starter Lucky7
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I think it would be pretty cool and we'd get along better if she worked in adult.
i donno what id do id be shocked
StormRuller
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me too!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
sagomakolyma
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my mom is a pornstar. her name is vicky vette.mmmmmmmmm yummy. schwing
You know you're hot mom screws all your best friends behind your back.
sagomakolyma
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yes, yes i do.
Not me. I would hang myself from the ceiling fan in her living room with a note stapled to my chest that just says, "IT'S YOUR FAULT!" That would really show her.
Why is everyone getting so overly dramatic. I for one would be stoked if someone like Nina Hartley or Cara Lott was my Mom. And I'd milk it for all it was worth - pornstar parties, trips to Vegas, selling her merchandise, getting to know the ins and outs of the biz...
I wouldn't watch her material though. That just wouldn't be right.
I wouldn't watch her material though. That just wouldn't be right.
I'd stop watching and never watch it again, obviously. She's my guardian, which can never be a lover (even in mind), as the emotions are (and should be) different.
I'd wait until we were alone and no one was around so we wouldn't be interrupted and she would feel comfortable and ask her about it. Everyone has their own reasons and experiences, and it's always good to let them talk about them without fear of judgement.
Fear of judgement is probably one of man's greatest fears.
I'd wait until we were alone and no one was around so we wouldn't be interrupted and she would feel comfortable and ask her about it. Everyone has their own reasons and experiences, and it's always good to let them talk about them without fear of judgement.
Fear of judgement is probably one of man's greatest fears.
Sharing fantasies about each others moms... dude thats creepy:
"Say, i'd love to shoot my load on your mom's tits..."
"Yeah, but not before i'm done tittyfucking your mom..."
I mean what the fuck is that???
Shit, talking about a serious mind fuck!
I would get a strong sense of awkwardness along with guilt and remorse, then my pecker would go immediately limp and I would probably wind up banging my head against the wall. :throwup:
Dude, your a shrink, yeah? Cause you sure sound like one. No offense but I just dislike that particulare profession - you bang your knee and all of a sudden it has something to do with your childhood...
angelfire1972
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don`t worry
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