What if we didn't have any bones?

[Tittyman5000]

They move, support, and protect the various organs of the body, produce red and white blood cells and store minerals. Bones come in a variety of shapes and have a complex internal and external structure they are lightweight, yet strong and hard, in addition to fulfilling their many other functions. There are 206 bones in the adult human body. The largest bone in the human body is my Dick

 

[L3ggy]

I doubt that you would be able to even stand.

 

[YMIHERE]

If you did not have bones you would be like a jellyfish. If you're not in water gravity would crush you or maybe be blown away by the wind. BTW the penis does not have bones and an erection is the result of blood engorging your dick.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Pants would be rather pointless.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Sex would be like two hairy flesh tone blobs rubbing against each other

 

[maildude]

Forget bones...what about eyebrows?

 

[Bearded_Menace]

I am sure if we didn't have any bones we would have gone down a different path in terms of evolution. I am sure Mother Nature would have found some way to make it work.

Come to think of it, I don't think Hutts have bones.:dunno:

 

[D-rock]

Maybe your body could flatten out so it could glide like a piece of paper. It would make jumping out of trees a little more fun. Flopping around all the time would get old though.

 

[STDiva]

The largest bone in the human body is my Dick

That's not what my dad said.

 

[Ulysses31]

I doubt that you would be able to even stand.

You could still get an erection though? Maybe Ivar The Boneless could tell us how he survived :1orglaugh

 

[Rane1071]

Sex would be like two hairy flesh tone blobs rubbing against each other

You mean like Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell getting it on :eek:

 

[Born2Jizz]

Ironically, I'd bet you could still get a "boner" though!! :1orglaugh

 

[LukeEl]

I'll field this question, we'd give jellyfish a run for their money...that is all.

 

[StanScratch]

We'd have to live in the sea, which sucks, because we have dumped shitloads of trash into the sea.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Exoskeletons. They rock.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

We'd have to live in the sea, which sucks, because we have dumped shitloads of trash into the sea.

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade

Bet no one was high the day they wrote that one.

 

[Born2Jizz]

Exoskeletons. They rock.

We wouldn't have any bones to make an exoskeleton or even use it if it was made! We'd all be like deflated sex dolls...

 

[Ulysses31]

We'd look like this?

 

[jod0565]

Would they still call it a "boner?"

 

[Born2Jizz]

Would they still call it a "boner?"

Well there's no bone in it anyway, so I would think so... :dunno: But maybe since no one HAS bones, they probably wouldn't want to be reminded of the fact so I'm sure anything with "Bone" in it would be outlawed in any form of speech. :dunno: