What for and how long?

126 days in labour colony for refusing to serve full time in army. it was by far easier than I thought it would be.
All inmates behaved well, 'cos they didn't want to serve their sentences in real prison,
so I didn't have any problems with anyone.

I had to do physical work 8 hours every weekday, and even got some money for it.
Food was good and most of the time I had my own room, with my TV, PS2 and stereos.

There were random drug tests, so anyone didn't do any drugs there, wich made it safer.

But anyways, losing your freedom to go where- and whenever you want really sucked.
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
Damn we got some pretty lucky people considering the unlawful activities of some; D&D; DUI; fleeing and eluding; wreckless driving; unkown serious felonies; under age drinking; simple theft; drug possesion; unlawful photography (at the time; but now married!! :thumbsup:) ; I respect and don't blame somebody who would do jailtime instead of serving in the military!! most of the time your country fucks you!! so why fight for them when they treat us like shit?? fuck that I am not dying for a jackass president!! put my ass in jail!! drug dealing; possession of a deadly weapon; wow.. some great stuff being revealed..

I know I am not the only lucky person then cuz I probably broke the law everyday from age 13 to 31 some would be considered strong felonies.. so its a good thing I never got caught.. I did allot of the same stuff as all of you.. but was never caught.. well I guess we all learned our lessons and we will not take the chance of tempting fate again huh?? I know I don't carelessly break the law anymore!! be careful everybody... :hatsoff:
 
When I did my rave parties in Chicago 90-94, there were many, many times I had sheets of acid and boxes of Ecstasy hidden in the PA sound speakers in the trucks. I also brokered medical NO2 tanks in the tri-state area. Thank GOD I never got caught for any of that shit.

You just reminded me of a story that a sound guy once told. He was working as a monitor guy for some show in DC. Stage employees, as most people know, tend to be avid recreational drug users, so this guy guy decided to cut up a line of coke on the monitor board while he didn't have anything to do. However, the security guy on the stage (usually security people are just as avid drug users as stagehands are) turned out to be an off-duty DC cop who was just working a part-time gig. The officer approached, flashed his badge, and asked what that white powder on the console was. This guy, quick on his feet, told him that it was "fader powder" that was used to keep the faders working smoothly, and then started to sprinkle coke into the channels of the mixing board. The cop, not knowing jack about sound boards, believed him and walked away. As soon as that happened this guy started going crazy trying to snort as much coke as he could out of the channels of the console. :rofl:
 
two come to mind. . .

stupidly drove home after a LONG night of drinking and partying. . . dosed off at the wheel. . . only woke up when my truck was bouncing as i was riding in the ditch between the lanes on the highway. . . I am very fortunate not only to have not gotten a ticket, but to be alive!
I dented the garbage can parking in my driveway, and I left a trail of lights from the mon=ment I walked thru the door till I got to the bed. If there was a switch, I turned it on!:tongue:

the other is from my college days. . . my friends found out I was turning twenty two days before my b-day, which happened to land on Saturday, right before finals. . . I can't begin to guess how much alcohol I consumed, but I remember falling off a pool table, serving drinks from behind the bar (I was NOT an employee!) and almost getting hit by a car as I was crossing the street on my way home. . . now the guys driving were just being asses and didn't want to slow down as my buddy walked me across. . . .they came within inches of us, got out of the car and just wanted to start trouble. . .apparently I ripped the antenna off and scratched the car with it, and after a minor skirmish we proceeded to walk away.
about a block and a half down, a police officer caught up with us and detained us. this is where it gets interesting.
It started to POUR, not rain, POUR! this guy was making me stand outside next to his car while he was inside, so my drunken ass decided to just start walking home again. I was eventually cuffed and in the back of the car. . . I remember puking at his feet outside the car. . . somehow, we were allowed to leave, but not before i proceeded to threaten to kill them all and call them whatever name came to mind (there were a few officers at this point)
As we aproached the building in which we lived, there were people checking IDs to make sure you were actually a resident. Shirtless, drenched, shoes covered in vomit, and pissed off, i simply stated. . ."Fuck you, I live here" and walked right on thru:eek:
after all that mess, I ended up with a $170 ticket for damaging property and I had to see the Dean of Discipline right after taking my first final. . . he was actually laughing at the whole thing! so I was very lucky to get off so easy after acting like such an ass!
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
ive never done anything. well, i have but i never got caught. ive messed with some hardcore stuff too.
 
You know, I've never been arrested for anything. However, the majority of my boyfriends have been in jail.

:dunno:
 
Thanks for the follow up, senob.

btw what was your mother's reaction to the state of her vehicle? :eek:
[size=-2](I'm betting you remember her exact words lol!)[/size]

You know, I've never been arrested for anything.

Hang in there. If you keep riding shotgun with senob you're bound to pick up an accessory charge :thumbsup: :1orglaugh
 
Thanks for the follow up, senob.

btw what was your mother's reaction to the state of her vehicle? :eek:
[size=-2](I'm betting you remember her exact words lol!)[/size]

Actually, to her credit, my mom (and dad for that matter) was at first mainly concerned with my safety and being in jail. But on the way home I do remember exact words being, "And you just had to do this in my car! I think you know who's going to pay to get it fixed!" And indeed I did pay...
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
I got arrested when I was a kid, breaking and entering. Even though it wasn't actually me that did it, I foolishly stuck up for the person who did. Ended up getting in more trouble for keeping my mouth shut. Got a couple of hours in a cell and let off with just a caution (was too young to get in any real trouble).

Still, I'm GLAD I got arrested when I did. Straightend me out.
 
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