What does FreeOnes do for members like me for their Birthday, you special members!

[Jsmoothpa]

What does FreeOnes do for members like me for their Birthday, you special members! Members with Benefits; see I come with my title as a 34 year old Prodigal Savant! Let's Make A Deal I love Deals!

If I had a limitless amount of money and I asked FreeOnes members to plan me the most spectacular Birthday Party name some things we could do to have fun all day evening and night???

Because today is my Birthday! And I am making a wishlist for after my movie sells today! 34 and getting Better! Like Fine Wine I tell ya! LOL No I'm better than Wine! LOL

 

[Johan]

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[gunslingingbird]

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Nothing. Get over yourself.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

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I got you this hep new energy drink that all the young go-hards are drinking!

 

[Ace Bandage]

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I always wonder how sad and pathetic someone's real life must be if they have to constantly beg for attention on the Internet. For your birthday, eat a giant bag of dicks and fuck off.

 

[alexpnz]

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This mufucka.....

 

[BCT]

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They dress you up like little bo peep and bake ya a cake. Seriously what the fuck you want them to do?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

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I've hired 5 Nigerian women to say that you're their respective husbands and to force you to have sex with them.

 

[Rey C.]

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Don't let these guys fool ya. FreeOnes knows how to treat members right on their birthdays. For anyone here at least a year and who has 1000+ rep points, Roald and Petra will pay for the OCSM of your choice to sing Happy Birthday to you (topless). If you can make it to FreeOnes HQ, Roald will sing Happy Birthday to you (topless). That's the option I went with. :nanner:

 

[mrpeachy]

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All I Got Was an Ecard

 

[thepornloveruk]

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Something I thought would be nice would be perhaps if some OSCM's perhaps did fan signs for members birthdays if they wanted to.

 

[lurkingdirk]

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At first, I thought you were incredibly annoying, and trying desperately hard to troll for attention.

Then, I thought You Might be trying to be funny.

Now, I know that you are a pathetic troll who is so socially inept that you have discovered if you come onto FreeOnes and write absolute garbage, you'll get a little bit of attention. It is all negative attention, but you're such a loser, that any attention feels like a reward to you. The fact of the matter is that no one likes you. The "scripts" that you wrote are just fucking terrible - I can tell you that with supreme confidence, even though I have never read them. Your self-confidence that they will sell, that you will make movies, and that you'll meet pornstars initially creates humour which almost immediately turns into an uncomfortable, undeserved pity because you are so pathetic.

It would be best if you stopped writing altogether. Go, get a McJob, and don't talk to the customers too much, as your deplorable use of the English language will eventually get you fired, even from McDonalds. They expect you to have a high school education, you see.

 

[zonty]

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I hope you are happy now. lol

 

[vodkazvictim]

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I'm gonna fuck your arse so hard that when I cum you're gonna fucking taste it!

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

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I'm gonna fuck your arse so hard that when I cum you're gonna fucking taste it!

Thats what you promised for my birthday... I'm still waiting... Jerk.

 

[DOA82]

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As a moderator I personally agree to look the other way regarding this thread, so flame, slag, insult our newest troll all you want.

 

[StanScratch]

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I will just say this...I hope you like anal sex. And I am NOT talking about nailing a chick in the ass, either.
Fortunately, we have your address, as you have so generously supplied, so the lot of us will be over shortly. Tragically, we are all also out of lube.

 

[gunslingingbird]

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I'm gonna fuck your arse so hard that when I cum you're gonna fucking taste it!

You mean a poop noodle? :nannerf2:

 

[Kingfisher]

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You mean a poop noodle? :nannerf2:

Holy crap! That has a name!

 

[StanScratch]

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You mean a poop noodle? :nannerf2:

Fuck. And I just agreed to have noodles at your place. Fuck my life.