What Do You Not Like About Porn?

[randomstofil]

I don't understand the unecessary plots. Why put effort into writing a script, when the vast majority of viewers are only tuning in to jerk off anyways?

I don't like facials at all, if i have to cum on her, i'd rather cum on her tits or on her back. I don't mind cum shots in porn, but in real life i'd prefer to cum inside her or in a condom.
Double penetration and gangbanging make me queasy.

 

[ArthurTurner]

I could make a large laundry list, but it's porn -- taking it seriously is a mistake. Three things come immediately to mind:

- The camera work is uniformly terrible. I saw a scene recently in which the camera person was focused in a pillar, while the performers were off to the side. It was insane. And then there are the guys who cannot keep the camera still for more than five seconds. I'm sure there are a lot of reasons for this (gonzo being the dominant genre is one of them, I'm sure), but it's distracting.

- The "porn missionary position." It's not that often that you see the simple missionary position in porn. The girl has to turned to one side to make absolutely, 100% sure that we know the guy's fucking her. It's insulting, at least to me.

The reason for this, I imagine, is because you can't actually see the male talent's cock clearly at work in conventional missionary. James Deen and Dana Vespoli made fun of this a while back in one of their scenes when Deen stopped while in the midst of doing it to show everyone that yes, he was actually fucking Dana and not faking it. It was funny at the time, but the more I thought about it, the more annoying it was. Good camera work would fix that problem -- I've seen it done well.

- The sometimes creepy age difference between male and female performers. Watching some 18-20 year old girl bang a guy clearly old enough to be her dad weirds me out. It's why I avoid schoolgirl or babysitter scenes like the plague. I know that it floats some people's boats. Just doesn't float mine.

Following up...

- Agree with the guy who said the step family porn is getting out of hand. Way out of hand. When a 19 year old white girl is fucking her black, 35-year old stepbrother, you know it's out of hand.
- There is so much bad gonzo and reality porn out there I wonder if a lot of producers and directors are even trying anymore. It's cheaply done, with the awful POV cameras and absence of plot, and it shows. Maybe it's not worth it for them, given that their stuff is pirated anyhow. Jacky St. James, James Avalon and Greg Lansky are the only American porno makers actually trying to produce quality.

 

[Ruddiger]

The way the movies are being titled. Cum dumpsters, Nasty sluts, Cilantro sluts, I swallow Sperm, Nasty Filthy Cab Ride. It seems the producers are going out of their way to offend people. Even the liquor store which used to sell adult movies in my neighborhood stopped carrying X-Rated DVDs. I have no doubt it's because the way these movies are titled.

 

[ArthurTurner]

The way the movies are being titled. Cum dumpsters, Nasty sluts, Cilantro sluts, I swallow Sperm, Nasty Filthy Cab Ride. It seems the producers are going out of their way to offend people. Even the liquor store which used to sell adult movies in my neighborhood stopped carrying X-Rated DVDs. I have no doubt it's because the way these movies are titled.

Maybe the liquor store stopped selling them because they don't sell. It's cheaper to buy videos online and download them.

Yeah, I know, "who pays?"

I do.

 

[Pornfan99]

I saw an interesting documentary on Netflix, about a woman in Europe making porn. From a couples point of view; with plots and dialog. I think she's been doing it for 5+ years; so there IS a market for more "traditional" porn.

From what I can tell - most porn nowadays is just compilations of f-scenes from various internet sites..

 

[RJS13]

Not really into the anal thingy. Watching it or participating in it. I mean, I will put my ding-a-ling in a woman's butthole if that's all that's available but prefer not to. I don't see/understand the draw.

1) Once the sphincters muscles relax it like fucking the opening of a mayonnaise jar. Not tight at all.

2) It stinks!!! I don't care how clean the woman is. The human bowel can hold up to 8 meals so even if she douche 3 times its still gonna smell like a port-o-potty.

No thanks

 

[tvstrip]

When the male performer speaks in any way.

This. Keep them mute for all I care, it's not like anyone is watching porn for them.

 

[cometbird]

Normally I want an all female cast

 

[Master Rible]

Hi guys, I share you my point of view about ten things that I do not like to watch in a porn movie. No particular order. If you have any other, le`t us know 😉

• Much Ado About Nothing: when the DVD or BR cover shows the sexist girl ever and her scene is the worst and she does not look like the picture.
• As You Like It: some directors do not have any idea about filming, they just have a camera to record and that´s it. Their voices are kept in the movie, giving instructions or asking questions as Have you ever watched porn? to a girl that has won an AVN twice.
• The Comedy of Errors: after filming, editing is the key of a good movie. I do not get why I can observe scenes where a girl has her socks off and the next shot, are on. We don´t ask for a Lord of the Rings movie, but we want some professionalism.
• Love's Labour's Lost: boys that cannot keep his friend erected and ready to action. Not even the best lollipop sucker can solve the problema. The worst is that ruined scene makes the final cut.
• Measure for Measure: why a male actor use a fake dick or simulate cumming gallons of sperm. We know porn is fiction, but do not exagerate. We notice that.
• The Merry Wives of Windsor: when enter to porn, some girls believe that they won´t film any scene with another girl. Wrong. Is it bad to try? No. But we want to believe that girls on scene are having a lesbian affair and not simulating touches and lickings, keeping tongues inches away from a pussy.
• The Taming of the Shrew: when the girl does not move, react or even blink while she is being fucked. Why is she doing porn?
• The Tempest: why some scenes are almost one hour lenght? And no dialogue at all. Usually gang bangs take this time but now with a single couple, they fuck and fuck. I bet there are some stunts behind waiting for a sustitution.
• The Winter's Tale: everything is cold when you see a pixeled pussy as in Japanese movies. Sorry, I like watching a rose blooming.
• A Midsummer Night's Dream: when the studio gives a porn actress a name for each movie that she films. So it is difficult and confusing to trace her. Hopefully, we have Myfreeones to solve our doubts.

Thans for reading!

 

[Bluejaye]

Two comments.
One: Only 10 things that you hate? You're just not trying.
Two: There is at least one other long thread on this topic. I know, I posted in it, I think most users have posted in at least one. I'll give you the benefit of doubt though since things did get a tad mixed up when the board upgraded, so maybe it's now difficult to find or even just lost in the internet ether.

 

[John_8581]

Two comments.
One: Only 10 things that you hate? You're just not trying.
Two: There is at least one other long thread on this topic. I know, I posted in it, I think most users have posted in at least one. I'll give you the benefit of doubt though since things did get a tad mixed up when the board upgraded, so maybe it's now difficult to find or even just lost in the internet ether.

No. It is still here. He just didn't use the search criteria properly. I found the other thread in two seconds.

https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/what-do-you-not-like-about-porn.911904/

I know because I posted about how the clocks never move.

 

[Boobsloverman]

The dicks.

Wtf why do you all want to see giant dicks in your porn all the time? Are you straight? If you're straight, the only dick you should EVER want to see is your own. Just like how I am. Only dick I ever want to see in my life is MY OWN. 100% female bodies filling up the screen is how all porn should be, either solo or lesbo porn, that's it. Nothing else.

 

[Johan]

The whole stepson/step-daughter/step-father/step-mother thing. Do people really fantasize about fucking their relatives ?
20+ years old girls dressed like teenagers/schoolgirls

 

[Spirited]

The whole stepson/step-daughter/step-father/step-mother thing. Do people really fantasize about fucking their relatives ?
20+ years old girls dressed like teenagers/schoolgirls

Strongly agree on both points. Especially the step thing, because it's everywhere! For me it just ruins a scene, even if the girls are hot and there's good action.

Other than that:

- All the lips surgery. Seriously, WHY?! I can't wrap my head around it.
- The lack of scenario. Contrary to many, I actually like the scenes involving some storytelling.
- How hard it is to find lesbian scenes where you see lots of action, no strap-on, and big natural boobs. Although that's just me having very specific tastes

 

[Pornfan99]

As I'm spending my Sunday afternoon - a couple come to mind:

1. For sites that INSIST on putting a graphic-overlay over all their videos .. ones that center it on the bottom, and then proceed to NOT account for THAT, while filming..

2. Ones that use a room with bright, natural light for the setting - and the entire scene is border-line bleached out..

 

[mr2dog]

That it made me an addict and turn me into something like a caveman every time I search for new clips to expand my already completely exaggerated collection... 🤪