What do you like?

[lurkingdirk]

Anything involving midgets.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Anything involving midgets.

Midgets are overrated. Garden gnomes are where all the awesome is. Though... I'm not sure how one would work them into porn.

Of course, despite my not being sure how it would work I have no doubt that someone, somewhere has already managed it...

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Midgets are overrated. Garden gnomes are where all the awesome is. Though... I'm not sure how one would work them into porn.

Of course, despite my not being sure how it would work I have no doubt that someone, somewhere has already managed it...

Garden gnomes are so 5 minutes ago. Munchkins are back in style, thanks to that upcoming Wizard of Oz prequel.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Garden gnomes are so 5 minutes ago. Munchkins are back in style, thanks to that upcoming Wizard of Oz prequel.

Munchkins? Pfft! Sure, if you're a hipster...

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Garden gnomes are where all the awesome is. Though... I'm not sure how one would work them into porn.

Carefully, with a LOT of lube.

 

[jointsmoker612]

So I need to shoot some videos for my website, I release a new one every week, and so far they've all been pretty tame. I've done simple stuff like with anal beads, different styled vibrators, just fingers, standing up, on the bathroom counter, in the bathtub, panty stuffing, I've shot in front of the mirror a lot and will continue to do since that's usually a lot easier for me since they're mostly all self shot. Anyway, I feel like I'm pretty much always doing the same thing, nothing different.

So what I want to know is, what does everyone really like? What's your fantasy? What do you like to see the most of in solo videos that I could do on my own self shot, without the help of someone else shooting me? Bondage, leather, hand cuffs, rope? Close ups? Certain types of toys? Certain types of lingerie? Certain fetishes, like smoking, feet, heels, costumes, a certain type of BDSM, etc? I want to shoot your fantasy! Give me some ideas, something you would watch, something that would turn you on and make you keep coming back for more.

I'd like to see something utilizing refried beans while wearing a body condom as a hat

 

[Harley Spencer]

Anything involving midgets.

Find me one and I'll make it happen.

Midgets are overrated. Garden gnomes are where all the awesome is. Though... I'm not sure how one would work them into porn.

Of course, despite my not being sure how it would work I have no doubt that someone, somewhere has already managed it...

I could probably figure something out. I got some ideas

I'd like to see something utilizing refried beans while wearing a body condom as a hat

You get out of my thread, you racist.

 

[jointsmoker612]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7434612, member: 579739"]

You get out of my thread, you racist.

Racist? How so? I love mah black folk. It's black history month 365 days a year over here babe

 

[Harley Spencer]

Racist? How so? I love mah black folk. It's black history month 365 days a year over here babe

You know how you're racist. Don't ask stupid questions. GTFO.

EDIT: Oh, and don't call me babe.

 

[jointsmoker612]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7434692, member: 579739"]You know how you're racist. Don't ask stupid questions. GTFO.

EDIT: Oh, and don't call me babe.

Keeping with the F.O. policy of kissing porn star members ass I simply say........






OK

 

[Harley Spencer]

Keeping with the F.O. policy of kissing porn star members ass I simply say........






OK

Trust me, people aren't known to kiss my ass and aren't expected to. You are the least of my problems.
Run along now.

 

[jointsmoker612]

Trust me, people aren't known to kiss my ass and aren't expected to. You are the least of my problems.
Run along now.

That was my last post and you sucked me right back in. STOP REPLYING and I'll leave this thread


BTW, YOU were the one that asked the question(title) and I answered. I didn't realize I wasn't supposed to. Appologies

 

[lurkingdirk]

Trust me, people aren't known to kiss my ass and aren't expected to. You are the least of my problems.
Run along now.

Know what I like? You telling this douchenozzle to gtfo. Make a 6 second video of that and put it on youtube. I'd whack to it.

Also, I'm afraid to say I don't actually know any midgets. I'm on the hunt for one now, though.

Finally, how about some video of you with a cucumber?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Know what I like? You telling this douchenozzle to gtfo. Make a 6 second video of that and put it on youtube. I'd whack to it.

I'm with you there.

Well, maybe not the wacking part. Maybe...

 

[jointsmoker612]

Know what I like? You telling this douchenozzle to gtfo. Make a 6 second video of that and put it on youtube. I'd whack to it.

Also, I'm afraid to say I don't actually know any midgets. I'm on the hunt for one now, though.

Finally, how about some video of you with a cucumber?

I like that, It's old as fuck but still a preferred name for many

 

[Jeep!]

I like that, It's old as fuck but still a preferred name for many

Will you take the fucking hint?

 

[jointsmoker612]

Will you take the fucking hint?

what hint?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Will you take the fucking hint?

Does it still qualify as a hint when it's actually spelled out word-for-word? Or is it just that, much like myself, you're fluent in facetiousness?

 

[Jeep!]

Or is it just that, much like myself, you're fluent in facetiousness?

It's one of my many talents, yes.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Good grief, people. Stop baiting the fucking troll.