What Did You Do Last Night Instead Of Watching The Oscars?

Watched Captain America - The Winter Soldier and the Walking Dead. Fuck those fucking filthy rich celebrities whining about income inequality while accepting their gold-plated Oscar dildos.
 
Watched Captain America - The Winter Soldier and the Walking Dead. Fuck those fucking filthy rich celebrities whining about income inequality while accepting their gold-plated Oscar dildos.

this does bring up an interesting question as to how many oscar's have been used as such...
 

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The Oscars would be more fun if they didn't cut off the speeches. Let these self absorbed pinheads blather on about how wonderful their life is and how hard they work how they help to change the world. Make them sit there for 6 hours listening to this shit. Try to catching some of them pulling sammiches out of their pockets on camera.
 
The Oscars would be more fun if they didn't cut off the speeches. Let these self absorbed pinheads blather on about how wonderful their life is and how hard they work how they help to change the world. Make them sit there for 6 hours listening to this shit. Try to catching some of them pulling sammiches out of their pockets on camera.

I understand that most of the experienced Oscars attendees have their limo driver swing by a fast food drive-thru on the way to the theater.
 
What makes you think I didn't watch them?...Okay you got me, I didn't care about it either. I'm pretty sure I was already asleep by that point, or at least getting ready to. As sleep and napping is really up there on the list of things people can do it would have been and obvious choice if I even realized it was on.
 
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