Tobacco with your weed??? That's like asking for water in your ****!?
First time joint smoke as follows:
1. Sit down (the first big hit will wipe your legs out)
2. Roll and stick some Rizla's around something about the thickness of your finger and make about 5" long. Remove and twist one end. Your aiming for whats traditionally known as a 'Bob Marley Bifta'.
3. Load up your Rizla tube with weed NO TOBACCO (imagine its a muzzleloading rifle, pack it down but not to hard, leave 1/2" clear at the end)
4. Cut a 1/2" x 2" strip of card from a kellogg's packet and roll into a spiral.
5. Fit your cardboard spiral into the end of your tube (now called a joint

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6. Light the twisted end of your joint, light again as the twist burns off.
7. Pull one bigggggg longggggg drag from your joint and hold until your face turns red and your eyes water, then let go!!!!!!!!!!
8. Welcome to a free mind and clear thought

9. Report back here and let us know how you got on.