weed question

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Because no one has ever had great ideas while high on MJ... Except for almost every artist to ever make a decent album. Or tons of actors in the movies you watch or people like Steve Jobs that just might have invented the computer you are on.

Carl Sagan wrote an essay on weed. He was a very respected scientist. He says that he solved complicated science issue while high as a kite.

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OMG Do not put any tobacco in the joint or pipe. That would be like putting a lot of water in your ****. Just remember to light only one end and don't put the lit end in your mouth.
I tell you this from over 40 years of experience. In fact I'm stoned right now.

perfect advice right there
 
I've been a Pot Smoker for about 15 years now & the first time you smoke is always the best! I quit for lent sometimes just to get clean & when you take that first hit, ahhh :D its like Heaven, I would suggest an apple, poke a hole through it and use that as a pipe, anyways its easily disposable and tastes good as it moistens the smoke :) Get some good munchies like Chips Soda's and Enjoy It, Its God's Gift!
 
OMG Do not put any tobacco in the joint or pipe. That would be like putting a lot of water in your ****. Just remember to light only one end and don't put the lit end in your mouth.
I tell you this from over 40 years of experience. In fact I'm stoned right now.

i dont smoke anymore but ...........

i hated when people roll those big fat joints like its cool or something.
first of all it gets a big red cinder head on it and it doesnt burn right plus it tastes like **** and also 75% of it just goes up in smoke which makes it a waste of weed.
the most conservative and effective way is with a bong, but this guys only got about an 8th ounce so its not worth trying to find one.

normal size doobies are the best size
 
The apple bong tip is righteous - mellows out savagely old dry weed, enhances primo fresh bud ......

Fuck. I'm outta chocolate covered pretzels ....
 
Weed is great

OP, if you don't know how to roll at all you can buy pre rolled cones that you just stuff the weed into. then pinch it closed

perfect for beginners:D
 
Have you guys seen these clear rolling papers? Their pretty cool, you can see the weed right in it, Their clear as saran wrap! I tried one and not bad, tastless odorless, new to me ;) My favorite way to get high is the glass pipe, put some purples in there with some bubble hash on top :D TITS
 
Where the fuck are some of you people from? Tobacco and weed? Serious?

I have to ask, how old are you Namreg? I mean damn, pretty much everyone has tried weed out by the time they are done with high school.

Just get a oneie or if you want get some zig-zags. Go to a local Holiday and buy a blunt and either empty and pack it or cut and roll that bitch up.
 
I didn't.
 
I didn't.

Well I don't know what the scene is like in Sweden. Just go to Amsterdam and I'm sure you will have no problem finding it. It's not really that big of a deal if you have or haven't tried it. That's kind of why it was no big deal at a party if it was being ****** around you just hit it. If you don't want to, it isn't the biggest deal in the world.
 
Apple pipe!

Stick a pencil in the top and side of an apple, make them meet in the center, put the weed on top, smoke, be high.

I like apple pipes in a pinch because the inner flesh catches most of the ash.
 
I thought tobacco helped the weed burn better. Not too much , just the top of the cigarette to fire the doob nice and good.

Maybe the weed in the U.S doesn't need anything to help it burn unlike here in India.
 
****, if you're in India, you should just ***** bhang.
That stuff is awesome and is mostly consumed during the HOLI festival. there are government approved bhang shops as well that run throughout the year but that is only in a couple of states.
 
A ceramic bowl is a good way to go.

I don't smoke often anymore, but I have this awesome pipe that I got as a gift a long time ago. It's a sentimental treasure and I always light up with it.
 
i have never tried weed or any other *****, but i have recently obtained a bit of the stuff from a friend. (~5 grams or so)

now, this might sound dumb, but: how do i smoke it?

do i buy rolling paper or maybe a pipe? what's better? and should i mix the weed with some tobacco, or just smoke it straight?
Go buy some silver rizzla from a co-op (assuming you're British because you said weed, you'll understand this).
If you don't understand this; go buy some cigarette rolling papers from a tobacconist.
Gring the weed between your fingers (guy in vid uses a grinder) until it's quite finely ground and lay it into a (lengthwise) folded rolling paper.
Don't put tobacco in.
Lick one edge and roll it together.
Light it, inhale, hold the smoke down for as long as you can. Exhale. It may not seem too pleasant at first, but it's worth it.
Keep a stock of Turkish & water on hand delight on hand. Once you feel relaxed and giggly, eat a Turkish delight SSSSLLLLOOOOWWWWLLLLYYYY.... ***** water to clear your pallette and repeat.
After that, rub your feet together in socks, you'll find that it creates an oddly pleasurable situation.

 
Tobacco with your weed??? That's like asking for water in your ****!?

First time joint smoke as follows:

1. Sit down (the first big hit will wipe your legs out)
2. Roll and stick some Rizla's around something about the thickness of your finger and make about 5" long. Remove and twist one end. Your aiming for whats traditionally known as a 'Bob Marley Bifta'.
3. Load up your Rizla tube with weed NO TOBACCO (imagine its a muzzleloading rifle, pack it down but not to hard, leave 1/2" clear at the end)
4. Cut a 1/2" x 2" strip of card from a kellogg's packet and roll into a spiral.
5. Fit your cardboard spiral into the end of your tube (now called a joint :))
6. Light the twisted end of your joint, light again as the twist burns off.
7. Pull one bigggggg longggggg drag from your joint and hold until your face turns red and your eyes water, then let go!!!!!!!!!!
8. Welcome to a free mind and clear thought :)
9. Report back here and let us know how you got on.
 
Many people get no reaction at all from the first time smoking - I didn't.
Whether to mix with tobacco or not will depend on how dry the weed is. If it is very dry, then it will need to be mixed otherwise it will burn too fast.
It may be an idea to try mixing it into food - e.g. chilli, or add it into cup cakes or something similar. It takes a little longer to get into the system, but does not have the drawbacks of smoking.
 
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