Valentine Contest Winner! Check inside if you told us your WORST Valentines day!

[Petra]

That's right! I have the winner of the Valentines day contest! It took a little while to decide on the winner, but augustaroller will be receiving a sexy play set of his choice, from the FreeOnes Store, that he can hopefully use on a much more faithful playmate.

Here is the winning entry:

Well Valentine's day is my birthday also, so many of mine have been inconsequential. The worst Valentine Day was FEB 14, 1991 as I discovered my wife was back in the US (I was in Kuwait) pregnant for another guy. I divorced her as soon as the war was over though.

We also decided, since it's both pitiful and funny, to give a runner up prize to Brodkill of 250 FreeOnes credits:

In school I always felt the the "Ralph Wiggum" of the class, because i'd decorate a brown paper bag and hang it from my desk, i'd always end up with no cards in my bag. I remember onbe year A girl came to my desk and gave me back the card that I had given her, and she straight up told me never to give her a card again and that I would probably never have a valentines in my life.

Valentines day is so stupid, its just a way for card companies and florists to make more money.

Thank you for sharing and your credits for playing along and/or answering the bonus question should be awarded in the next few days. Remember, if you need DVDs or some sexy time play things, check out the FreeOnes store!

 

[bobjustbob]

Petra: "Sorry to hear about your sad Valentine's Day. Enjoy your butt-plug and ball gag package."

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Congrats and sorry, guys! :o

 

[test]

Congrats and enjoy the toys!

 

[vanlee1]

Petra: "Sorry to hear about your sad Valentine's Day. Enjoy your butt-plug and ball gag package."

Congrats and sorry, guys! :o

Congratulations and I share the above sentiments.

 

[luis1972]

Congrats to the winners!!!
I´ll keep trying!

 

[squallumz]

fucking brodkill. his story is so sad and funny.

 

[augustaroller]

Thank you Petra & FreeOnes for choosing my submission as the winner! I will use my prize to further erase the bad memories of my ex-wife!

 

[freeones_regina]

Congratulations, enjoy your prize