So
Bloodshot Scott is claiming that 'no one sends any letters or writes letters anymore' and 'everyone should just do all their banking online and pay their bills online.'
Look, I'm really sorry (not) that you are unemployed and back living in mommies basement and even sorrier that she's gonna kick you out in two weeks because of *ahem* that smell. You know the one.
Thing is, the number of people on the planet who have reliable, regular access to a computer, let alone the Interweb is quite small, so your grand scheme to have everyone pay all their bills online is bullshit, not to mention stupid.
Consider: let's say that you
Bloodshot Scott have a credit card. Actually you probably just stole your mommies, but whatevas. Let's say you have a MasterCard and one day you decide to go on a spending spree, and end up buying exactly $9653.29 worth of various *things*, much of which would undoubtedly be child porn.
Good for you, let's hope you bought some industrial size jars of Vaseline so you don't jack all the skin off your 1/3" hardon.
Couple weeks go buy and the MasterCard bill comes due to your bank account. Which is REALLY bad, because you don't have anywhere near $9653.29 in said account. More like $9.78. But Mastercard doesn't give a fuck and they will take it all, which means you will be hit with a penalty fee, from your bank as well as a default charge from Mastercard and from the cable company when they try to take out their rightful monthly fee.
Being a hysterically angry moron like you are obviously hasn't gotten you very far in life, and
You Might want to try and change that. But knowing your type, you'll just bleat out some tired cliched boring insults and then regale your buddies about how 'you showed this dude what's what' while waving your fist in a semi-menacing manner. Which to give you some credit, is kinda true. You did in fact show me what an angry moron you truly are.