Using Your Car Horn

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I ride a motorcycle daily. Almost every time I go somewhere, someone is doing some stupid ****. I have to pay special attention so I see a lot. Today, I honked at someone who wasn't paying attention and yapping on their phone. That's supposed to be *******, but I'll be damned if it hasn't stopped ****.

I also had someone completely run a stop sign. Not even slowing down, just pulled out in the to the intersection like it wasn't a thing.

Adam, just so you know that this is coming from a friend - Dick used to be quite the urban cyclist, and yes, nobody gives two fucks of respect-of-distance for anything without four corners.

But dude. You're saying you "honked" your motorcycle horn?

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In anger? Not for irony?

 

[tvstrip]

If the light turns green I will give you "1 Mississippi" for your brake lights to go off, after which it's fair game

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Adam, just so you know that this is coming from a friend - Dick used to be quite the urban cyclist, and yes, nobody gives two fucks of respect-of-distance for anything without four corners.

But dude. You're saying you "honked" your motorcycle horn?

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In anger? Not for irony?

Haha, they are pretty shitty, but it sometimes wakes em up. Just had someone pull out in a parking lot. It stopped them quick.

 

[gmase]

That was by far, my friend, the most lysergically-derived, manic mumbo-jumbo digital diarrhea it has ever been my mass hysteria to construe. So I have but one query, my loquacious Trumparian: do you or have you ever bitten your toenails?

It's normal for him. He never makes any sense - just spews bile for no apparent reason.