My uncle left me his 1969 Jaguar XKE when he passed away and I still have it garaged at my house. Some of my pals started calling me Jagger afterwards. Hence, my user name.
I chose my username on a whim as it had a suitable story for choosing your name on a porn board ; a glamour model misheard my name when I was introducing myself and thought I said "Stiffy," we had a big laugh, and every time I spoke to her I was "Stiffy" from then on. When I signed up "Mr_Stiffy" was taken so I went with "MrSStiffy" which went a bit wrong because some people thought it was supposed to be "Mrs" even though the capitalization indicates not. As soon as I clocked "Mr_Stiffy" was available again I changed it.
In honesty I chose it because I intended just to get content from the board and not to become any kind of fixture (certainly I didn't expect to end up moderating) and now I hate it. But I'm not prepared to waste the credits on changing it again.
I fell in love with the czech Katka (who went by a half a dozen names, and her links are scattered all over Freeones...never quite broke through, but she did get a lot of work). Natural beauty. I routinely nut to her, and I think I've seen everything she's done x3.
I am a guy who likes to eat pussy while having my cock sucked. 40 years ago, when I joined naughtychat, i picked this name. I think I thought it was clever and sexy. Now, it is just cheesy.
Ano and nyne, bit like masa and mune, because I like anuses and 69 combined referred as nine. I'm also always horny and my cock is thick as 0 everyday at 17'o clock, thus Anonyne#017.
Actually that was just random bullshit I came up on the fly... origin of this nick is just to mock internet Anonymity around porn forums and random series of numbers came when I banged the keyboard trying to come up with some random user name... nothing other special to the story behind this user name...
I was downloading classic videogames and went with Hydlide even though I didn't download it at the time I signed up. Oh, and I just mixed in some numbers for vowels for the heck of it.