"Near miss."
So you almost missed but actually hit? How about Near Hit?
So you almost missed but actually hit? How about Near Hit?
You are a bunch of Grammar Nazis :eek:
7. The exception that proves the rule
What you think it means: Any counterexample to a rule proves the rule. For example, if you said you only date blondes, but somebody pointed out the time you dated a brunette, you might say that it is "the exception that proves the rule." This popular usage makes no sense at all.
What it actually means: The idiom actually does make sense -- but you have to think about it along the lines of the exception proves that a rule exists. For example," No parking on Saturdays" would mean that you can park in the spot any other day of the week.
I've argued that one and I will continue to do so.
I say "I could care less."
It means "Right now I don't care but if I thought about it more I might actually care even less."
Get it?
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My head just literally exploded after I read that.
Also, I keep saying people say, "VAT tax". Just like PIN number, that's retarded. When people say, "VAT tax," they're saying, "value added tax tax". Like when people say "The La Cosa Nostra". I hate that shit.
i have noticed that many people write "would of" instead of "would have".
Interesting stuff. With number 1, I've always been confused as to which to use.
That is probably my biggest pet peeve of all the grammatical mistakes people make. That's about 2nd grade English right there, and far too many people don't actually realize they're saying "would have" instead of "would of".
I'd actually like to append two things to this list as well:
1. The difference between "you're" and "your".
You're - contraction of "you" and "are". Used in situations where those two words would grammatically make sense.
Your - possessive pronoun. For example your dog. Far too many people write things like "your an idiot", which really goes to show their nescience for grammar in general.
2. The difference between there, their, and they're.
There - an adverb referring to a place, either directly or indirectly.
Their - possessive pronoun. For example, their bike, their car, their food. Many, many people make the same mistake with this word as they do with "your".
They're - contraction of "they" and "are". Functions as a verb in conversation, not a pronoun.
Just needed to put that out there.
Any time you can substitute "you are" in your sentence, use you're. Otherwise, it's usually "your".
Family Guy
Lois: For a moment, I half-expected to come home and find out you had sold the house.
Peter: How do you "half-expect" something?
Lois: It's just a turn of phrase.
Peter: What's a turn of phrase?
Lois: God, you're dumb. Thank God for that ass.
Any time you can substitute "you are" in your sentence, use you're. Otherwise, it's usually "your".
That is probably my biggest pet peeve of all the grammatical mistakes people make. That's about 2nd grade English right there, and far too many people don't actually realize they're saying "would have" instead of "would of".
I'd actually like to append two things to this list as well:
1. The difference between "you're" and "your".
You're - contraction of "you" and "are". Used in situations where those two words would grammatically make sense.
Your - possessive pronoun. For example your dog. Far too many people write things like "your an idiot", which really goes to show their nescience for grammar in general.
2. The difference between there, their, and they're.
There - an adverb referring to a place, either directly or indirectly.
Their - possessive pronoun. For example, their bike, their car, their food. Many, many people make the same mistake with this word as they do with "your".
They're - contraction of "they" and "are". Functions as a verb in conversation, not a pronoun.
Just needed to put that out there.