http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8655651.stm
Fat bastards!
Fat bastards!
US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals
- Thread starter mrtrebus
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This is true. I've noticed a lot of youngsters these days looking rather plump around here.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
At least they have brains :hatsoff: better fighting on Call of Duty than going
to some shithole fighting and getting killed for a bunch of wankers
to some shithole fighting and getting killed for a bunch of wankers
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life, kids. Yet, lately, that seems to be the American way.
Wait a minute I think I may be onto something here. I say fatten up all kids from around the world,not just American kids, but let's fatten up kids from the middle east and all over. The equation is simple: future generation of fat kids + more advanced video game systems*junkfood/lack of exercise=NO WAR!!! However that means fatter slower zombie children when the Undead rise either way I win!!!
You see, what have I been saying all these years? It was inevitable!
As generation after generation of Americans widen and begin to resemble a large mound of flesh with a face and no outer extremities, the only viable option for the American government - if want to continue to occupy smaller, somewhat less equipped nations in order to "spread democracy" () while systematically raping them of their natural resources - is to fill every role that needs to be filled from the top brass, down with illegal immigrant Mexicans (kinda like the Irish Brigade in the civil war) with promises of citizenship if they return from their 19 tours of the giant cockroach world of Rigel 7 alive and in one piece. This, is the only way for Americas future to prosper if they want to keep their Super Power status and compete with the likes of China, Venezuela and Iran as a part of the New World Order elite.
As generation after generation of Americans widen and begin to resemble a large mound of flesh with a face and no outer extremities, the only viable option for the American government - if want to continue to occupy smaller, somewhat less equipped nations in order to "spread democracy" (
) while systematically raping them of their natural resources - is to fill every role that needs to be filled from the top brass, down with illegal immigrant Mexicans (kinda like the Irish Brigade in the civil war) with promises of citizenship if they return from their 19 tours of the giant cockroach world of Rigel 7 alive and in one piece. This, is the only way for Americas future to prosper if they want to keep their Super Power status and compete with the likes of China, Venezuela and Iran as a part of the New World Order elite.
pornophile
Banned
Hah, not if they go to Fort Jackson. I say technology should catch up and we just artificially enhance our soldiers. Or build huge mechsuits like the AMP suits from Avatar.
Venezuela shall reign supreme for 1000 years my dear comrade...
Hugo Chavez for Emperor of the WORLD! :bowdown:
Here's what the US military should be really worried about:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...one-remade-by-US-soldiers-in-Afghanistan.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...one-remade-by-US-soldiers-in-Afghanistan.html
haha :1orglaugh
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
when i was in elementary school there was a couple of fat kids........today there are a couple of skinny kids.
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