US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
What do you expect from a country where most of the poor are obese.
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
At least they have brains :hatsoff: better fighting on Call of Duty than going
to some shithole fighting and getting killed for a bunch of wankers ;)
 
Unfit recruits are as old as time itself. In WW1 the typical British soldier gre two inches and gained several pounds in weight during training.The problem in those days was poor diet and malnutrition rather than obesity.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life, kids. Yet, lately, that seems to be the American way.
 
Let em join. A few months of running away from men in suicide vests will help them lose the weight, it'd sure get me running.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Wait a minute I think I may be onto something here. I say fatten up all kids from around the world,not just American kids, but let's fatten up kids from the middle east and all over. The equation is simple: future generation of fat kids + more advanced video game systems*junkfood/lack of exercise=NO WAR!!! However that means fatter slower zombie children when the Undead rise either way I win!!!
 
Oh shoosh, let the kids eat. People die of starvation around the world, it's good to know that some children are taking advantage of the surplus of food available to them. Eat American children, EAT!!
 
Jack Handey said:
When I was in the 3rd grade, a bully in school started beating me up every day. At first I didn't say anything, but then I told dad. He got a real scared look on his face and asked if the bully had a big dad. I said I didn't know. But he still seemed scared. And just a few days later we moved to a new town. Dad told me that if anyone picked on me, not to fight back. Unless I knew the kid didn't have a dad or the dad was real small. Otherwise just curl up in a ball.
:thumbsup:
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
They'll have guns - fat or thin, just shoot.

They get in shape from boot camp.
 
You see, what have I been saying all these years? It was inevitable!

As generation after generation of Americans widen and begin to resemble a large mound of flesh with a face and no outer extremities, the only viable option for the American government - if want to continue to occupy smaller, somewhat less equipped nations in order to "spread democracy" (;)) while systematically raping them of their natural resources - is to fill every role that needs to be filled from the top brass, down with illegal immigrant Mexicans (kinda like the Irish Brigade in the civil war) with promises of citizenship if they return from their 19 tours of the giant cockroach world of Rigel 7 alive and in one piece. This, is the only way for Americas future to prosper if they want to keep their Super Power status and compete with the likes of China, Venezuela and Iran as a part of the New World Order elite.
 

pornophile

Banned
They'll have guns - fat or thin, just shoot.

They get in shape from boot camp.

Hah, not if they go to Fort Jackson. I say technology should catch up and we just artificially enhance our soldiers. Or build huge mechsuits like the AMP suits from Avatar.
 
lol @ Venezuela, you meant Russia Blueballs? :'P
 
Venezuela shall reign supreme for 1000 years my dear comrade...



Hugo Chavez for Emperor of the WORLD! :bowdown:

haha :1orglaugh
 
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