Unnecessary Book

[Will E Worm]

I'm already well aware of what I want....and it's you, you Will, you are the reason I'm here!, not just on the FO boards, HERE, on earth, you are my purpose, with out your stupid smiling, shining, cupcake, my life and my pink bits aren't completely filled. You and your ability to point out that I never really knew what I needed until you opened my eyes!

BTW when you climax is it actually frosting or jelly filling, cause I find that peanut butter works so much better for getting the dogs to keep licking!

Now you're just playing around. :tongue:

You want a male.
No, female is complete without a man.

Too bad some won't admit it.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Did you forget to add again? Don't try to hide, sweetie.

Well, you know how it went last time, I don't think the guilt will ever subside. Once you regained consciousness you said you'd never be naked with me again? Which hurt me deeply. I just assumed from that point on that you just weren't into my anus anymore....

But I guess onwards and upwards.

Upward indeed. then downward. Then upward again.

Hell, I'll take rimming duty for a month if I don't have to take care of drying up.

Rimming!?! You bastard you know that's my favourite. Oh alright, anything for you sugar buns.

Your sugar buns are what make the rimming fun.

While your recipe has potential, I do prefer partial birth aborted baby head, slow roasted with rosemary on artisan garlic bread. It has to be served after 6 pm, and with a strong Burgundy.

You know what you go well with that, a premature still born lesbian birth defected spine (they curl and make a nice shape when flashed fired :yesyes freshly butchered with the spinal chord and major nerves left on for decoration. Deglaze the pan with a 1920s burgandy red and drizzled with fresh placenta juice.[/QUOTE]

The only thing missing from this is umbilical cord. Pan fry that bitch and serve it with Gorgonzola. You won't believe it.

 

[hillhopper]

Now you're just playing around. :tongue:

You want a male.
No, female is complete without a man.

Too bad some won't admit it.

:hatsoff:

Ahhhhh :sigh: I grow weary of this but I can't admit what I don't believe and like a box of chocolates, that's all I'm going to say about that!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Ooh, ooh, ooh can I be 'Wind', no 'Fire'!

Dirk can be 'Wind'.

Blue, why do I always have to be wind?


(please pass the chili)

 

[Ace Bandage]

Wow, 3 pages of bad jokes and Will E Worm playing Dr. Phil. Well, that's sort of accurate. At least on his show, people want to hear what he has to say.

I guess I don't have anything else to add...

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Wow, 3 pages of bad jokes and Will E Worm playing Dr. Phil. Well, that's sort of accurate. At least on his show, people want to hear what he has to say.

I guess I don't have anything else to add...

Thank you for reading at least :shy:

 

[Ace Bandage]

:o Sorry, that did come off a bit dickish, didn't it? My humor box was broken after work today. It should be fixed now. Don't beat me up, please... :tongue:

 

[Cutie]

Blue, why do I always have to be wind?


(please pass the chili)

Ok fuck it, I'll be wind, and you be earth. lol