Jack Davenport
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Basically we want to know who is leaking and for how long. We will keep a log and see if there are any abnormalities. Hopefully the results will be unremarkable.
Thanks.
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Ultimate ************ Thread (parody)
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Too subtle.
As a regular contributor to the other thread, i must say this is awesome and should continue.
Harley Spencer
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Earning your red wings? I didn't know that was a thing.
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Biker talk. Some clubs give patches for it.
Harley Spencer
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Is it really what I think it means?
You go down a woman that's on her period in front of a bunch of guys from the club and you get a patch for it. So yeah, it probably means what you think it means.
Harley Spencer
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I figured it was to do with going down on a girl who's on her period, but didn't think it was a public situation. Wow!
I feel like that would be humiliating. Only one guy has ever done that to me while I was on mine, which I wasn't expecting. It just kinda happened.
If I were a guy, I would be a little disgusted about having sex with a girl on her period. Personally it doesn't bother me as the woman, but I would not want anything to do with it on the other side. Ick.
Well, it's generally viewed as a type of hazing, or a test of manhood as it were. So that's more or less the point.
Meh. That's why God invented shower sex. :dunno:
Jack Davenport
Banned
You are very considerate. More women should follow your lead.
I had no foreknowledge of this "other guys watching" thing. I have just referred to "red wings" since the incident as a play-on-words on brown wings. To the best of my knowledge, I have never been watched doing anything naughty. Probably listened to, we used to leave the bedroom window open on warm nights, but never watched.
It just kinda happened to us too. She didn't even know she had started come on until it was too late. She was horrified until she realized I didn't give a ****, then we both laughed. Then I took my sheet down to the washing machine, my housemates saw it and assumed I had ******** her.
It just kinda happened to us too. She didn't even know she had started come on until it was too late. She was horrified until she realized I didn't give a ****, then we both laughed. Then I took my sheet down to the washing machine, my housemates saw it and assumed I had ******** her.
Maggie Green
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I'm the same. And I'm not exactly feeling very sexual when i'm bloated and have cramps!
Harley Spencer
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Well no, don't get me wrong, I have sex while I'm on my period all the time, I just meant that only one guy has gone down on me while on my period. It's just that I wouldn't want to be the guy. I know it doesn't bother a lot of guys, which is great, but for me... no way.
Ah, well yeah. It's biker hazing. Obviously it requires an audience, and you aren't likely to get a patch for something you "did" with no witnesses.
You've said you have issues with ***** though, so that's probably not surprising.
It may not be the ideal but... meh. It's fine if you do it in the shower, as that way you don't have to worry about any mess. :dunno:
Yeah, I'll swim in a red river, but I'd never ***** from one.
Harley Spencer
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Oddly enough, it's happened more often not in the shower. I think I've had sex while on the rag in the shower maybe.... twice? Not sure. Usually it's in bed or on a couch. No big deal if there's a mess, just change the sheets.
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