1 - Herbert Hoover (he put
America in its place)
2 - Andrew Jackson (two USAs is even better than one)
3 - George W. Bush (he kicked 'em Irackee terracests in da nuts)
4 - Ronald Reagan (trickle, trickle down, big time! Who needs farmers, anyway?)
5 - William Howard Taft (first Homer Simpson prez ever!)