There was a waitress where I used to eat who looked just like Katie Morgan (who I also think is very cute). Her voice wasn't quite as high or daffy as Katie's, but she did put the cutesy, girlish inflections in like Katie does. I thought that was so sexy. I hit on her for months before she finally agreed to go out with me. I should have known there wasn't much to her when she said her hobbies were watching soap operas and taking naps. Who the hell counts taking naps as a hobby? And the only thing to read in her apartment was the National Enquirer, Star and People magazine. Yeah, so we never got around to a discussion on whether she thought Octavian Augustus was a good Roman emperor or not. :helpme:
Cute as she seemed to be, she was boring, silly and terrible in bed. When a girl tells you she's not really into sex (probably fucked with her nap and soap viewing time), I guess it's best to take her at her word. "I'll do it if you want to" isn't a good sign of a romantic evening. But chasing the fantasy of having sex with a Katie Morgan look-alike was too tempting... and now I can't eat at that restaurant anymore.
No girl is too cute to fuck. But she can be too dopey to fuck (again).