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Tom Leykis 101 Tenets of Dating

If none of you follow these, then I don't consider any of you to be men.

$40.00 Limit
- Never spend then $40 no a date.

3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date.

No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave.

Single Mothers - Never date single mothers.

Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom.

Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker.

Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that's surrounded by her girlfriends.

Sex To Go - No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex.

Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25

Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex

Cell Phone Dates - If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave.

Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women.

After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one's to get picked up

Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control.

No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating.

Beverage Consumption - Buy Hard Alcohol over Beer.

Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates.

Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then you're doing something right.

Master Filibusters - Do directly from the bar the bedroom

Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date.

Marriage Contract
- Never marry with out a prenuptial agreement.

You Choose the date - You choose what to do on the date.

Income and Women
- The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get.

Male Friends - All her male friends want to have sex with her.

No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex.

No Compliments - Never compliment a woman.

Easily Replaceable
- Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where

Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons.

Change is not Inevitable
- Do not change who you are just for a woman.

Prepare your Identity - Be the doctor she wants or the million she's looking for.

Power Before Kids and Marriage
- Men have the most power before kids and a family.

Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child

No DNA Donation
- Never help a women you have no intention of marring have kids

Women Are Dream Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours

Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don't look back

Giving and Getting Phone Numbers - Give your number out to as many women as possible
 

PirateKing

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I like that he's environmentally conscious. Yeah, pour Tobasco sauce in the condom....Or you can flush it down the the toilet. Where am I going to get Tabasco sauce?

Brilliant hilarious true stuff though.
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
I like that he's environmentally conscious. Yeah, pour Tobasco sauce in the condom....Or you can flush it down the the toilet. Where am I going to get Tabasco sauce?

Brilliant hilarious true stuff though.

Those tiny little bottles that some in sampler packs, those you can carry with you. I knew a guy who carried a old visine bottle with rubbing alcohol in it, he was a big proponent of Leykis.
Or look around the girls counter if you're at her place, and use the sea breeze astringent.
I can personally say I've never done that or a lot of his advice.
And I have a nice place, so I don't have a problem bringing a girl back to my house.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
I like his rules but I've always doubted his ability to play by them and strictly stay to his principles.

Here's a picture.
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Deepcover

Closed Account
Wow so true but what's wrong dating a co-worker especially if it's her treat?

If none of you follow these, then I don't consider any of you to be men.

$40.00 Limit
- Never spend then $40 no a date.

3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date.

No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave.

Single Mothers - Never date single mothers.

Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom.

Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker.

Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that's surrounded by her girlfriends.

Sex To Go - No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex.

Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25

Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex

Cell Phone Dates - If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave.

Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women.

After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one's to get picked up

Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control.

No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating.

Beverage Consumption - Buy Hard Alcohol over Beer.

Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates.

Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then you're doing something right.

Master Filibusters - Do directly from the bar the bedroom

Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date.

Marriage Contract
- Never marry with out a prenuptial agreement.

You Choose the date - You choose what to do on the date.

Income and Women
- The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get.

Male Friends - All her male friends want to have sex with her.

No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex.

No Compliments - Never compliment a woman.

Easily Replaceable
- Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where

Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons.

Change is not Inevitable
- Do not change who you are just for a woman.

Prepare your Identity - Be the doctor she wants or the million she's looking for.

Power Before Kids and Marriage
- Men have the most power before kids and a family.

Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child

No DNA Donation
- Never help a women you have no intention of marring have kids

Women Are Dream Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours

Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don't look back

Giving and Getting Phone Numbers - Give your number out to as many women as possible
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Never date single mothers.

Single mothers need love, too. And when I say love, I mean sex. I've dated lots of single mothers. As long as you follow the other "rules", you're good to go.
 
Wow so true but what's wrong dating a co-worker especially if it's her treat?

Unless you just went on your notice, it's pretty retarded to date a co-worker. You would get tired of eachother pretty quickly, eventually break-up and there will be unpleasant, awkward tension. And she might do something vindictive to get you fired or file a sexual harassment suit.
 

Deepcover

Closed Account
Unless you just went on your notice, it's pretty retarded to date a co-worker. You would get tired of eachother pretty quickly, eventually break-up and there will be unpleasant, awkward tension. And she might do something vindictive to get you fired or file a sexual harassment suit.

Yeah that's true but I work with someone who works with their partner everyday and yet idk how they do it they're still together. If there is a time when both parties is on unspeaking terms, they try not to make a big scene in the workforce.
 
One of my personal rules is to never date a woman that converses with you more via text message than actually talking on the phone or in person.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Who is this Tom Leykis?
 
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