Sir_Fartsalot
Banned
If none of you follow these, then I don't consider any of you to be men.
$40.00 Limit - Never spend then $40 no a date.
3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date.
No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave.
Single ******* - Never date single *******.
Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom.
Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker.
Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that's surrounded by her girlfriends.
Sex To Go - No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex.
Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25
Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex
Cell Phone Dates - If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave.
Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women.
After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one's to get picked up
Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control.
No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating.
Beverage Consumption - Buy Hard ******* over ****.
Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates.
Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then you're doing something right.
Master Filibusters - Do directly from the bar the bedroom
Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date.
Marriage Contract - Never marry with out a prenuptial agreement.
You Choose the date - You choose what to do on the date.
Income and Women - The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get.
Male Friends - All her male friends want to have sex with her.
No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex.
No Compliments - Never compliment a woman.
Easily Replaceable - Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where
Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons.
Change is not Inevitable - Do not change who you are just for a woman.
Prepare your Identity - Be the doctor she wants or the million she's looking for.
Power Before **** and Marriage - Men have the most power before **** and a ******.
Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your *****
No DNA Donation - Never help a women you have no intention of marring have ****
Women Are ***** Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours
Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don't look back
Giving and Getting Phone Numbers - Give your number out to as many women as possible
$40.00 Limit - Never spend then $40 no a date.
3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date.
No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave.
Single ******* - Never date single *******.
Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom.
Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker.
Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that's surrounded by her girlfriends.
Sex To Go - No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex.
Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25
Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex
Cell Phone Dates - If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave.
Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women.
After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one's to get picked up
Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control.
No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating.
Beverage Consumption - Buy Hard ******* over ****.
Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates.
Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then you're doing something right.
Master Filibusters - Do directly from the bar the bedroom
Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date.
Marriage Contract - Never marry with out a prenuptial agreement.
You Choose the date - You choose what to do on the date.
Income and Women - The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get.
Male Friends - All her male friends want to have sex with her.
No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex.
No Compliments - Never compliment a woman.
Easily Replaceable - Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where
Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons.
Change is not Inevitable - Do not change who you are just for a woman.
Prepare your Identity - Be the doctor she wants or the million she's looking for.
Power Before **** and Marriage - Men have the most power before **** and a ******.
Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your *****
No DNA Donation - Never help a women you have no intention of marring have ****
Women Are ***** Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours
Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don't look back
Giving and Getting Phone Numbers - Give your number out to as many women as possible
