This is what happens.......

[Galactic]

after too much tequila!


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[1mck]

The story of my life!!!

 

[stampede2873]

Been there, done that, regretted it the next morning.

 

[Decaf]

I can't believe whoever took the picture actually got a girl to do that.

 

[CRASHnBURN]

Ok, no more tequila for me.

 

[Embryoyo]

Too much tequila for me and I just ********. Of course, there's a fifth of Patron Silver before I start getting into the "too much tequila" phase. I don't understand the whole fat girls look thin thing. I've never seen anything like that... Well, not from ******* at least.

 

[1mck]

I was loaded one night, and I thought this chick I was dancing with looked like Pia Zadora. Next day, my buddy asked me what happened with that chick I was dancing with, and I said that we're going out on a date tonight, and that she looks like Pia Zadora. He just shook his head, and looked at me and asked me how much I had to drink, and I told him I was pretty hammered, and he said unto me that she did not look anywhere close to looking like her. I didn't believe him, and I went on the date, as I'm a gentleman, and low and behold she did not look like Pia Zadora, and either she was sweating a lot, or she was wearing way too much foundation makeup. No, I did not have sexual intercourse with her. Thank you.:bowdown:

 

[stampede2873]

I was loaded one night, and I thought this chick I was dancing with looked like Pia Zadora. Next day, my buddy asked me what happened with that chick I was dancing with, and I said that we're going out on a date tonight, and that she looks like Pia Zadora. He just shook his head, and looked at me and asked me how much I had to drink, and I told him I was pretty hammered, and he said unto me that she did not look anywhere close to looking like her. I didn't believe him, and I went on the date, as I'm a gentleman, and low and behold she did not look like Pia Zadora, and either she was sweating a lot, or she was wearing way too much foundation makeup. No, I did not have sexual intercourse with her. Thank you.:bowdown:

This is why the camera phone and a wingman is a necessity for anyone going out and getting shitfaced.

Now, if your taking one for the team. Your on your own. However, it is your wingmans DUTY to see the situation and take a picture and show you what you may be going home with and talk you out of it (barring the fact that you may actually be a chubby chaser).

 

[1mck]

This is why the camera phone and a wingman is a necessity for anyone going out and getting shitfaced.

Now, if your taking one for the team. Your on your own. However, it is your wingmans DUTY to see the situation and take a picture and show you what you may be going home with and talk you out of it (barring the fact that you may actually be a chubby chaser).

This was way before cell phones, and my buddies had gone home, and so I was left alone to my own devices. It was dark, and you add in that I had about 3 extra *** & Cokes...Yeah, she actually picked me up...I was vunerable.LOL :glugglug:

 

[stampede2873]

This was way before cell phones, and my buddies had gone home, and so I was left alone to my own devices. It was dark, and you add in that I had about 3 extra *** & Cokes...Yeah, she actually picked me up...I was vunerable.LOL :glugglug:

I would have smacked my buddies in the back of the head!!!!!!! You never leave a man behind! Especially when he makes a ***** decision.

 

[1mck]

He didn't cock block, so he did the right thing after he found out I didn't bang her by telling me that I had the ol'**** goggles on. Sometimes, I think there is a God for saving me that night, and the next night! Thank you FSM!!! Ramen!!!:bowdown:

 

[anairhead999]

oh **** thats when you need to stop