I was loaded one night, and I thought this chick I was dancing with looked like Pia Zadora. Next day, my buddy asked me what happened with that chick I was dancing with, and I said that we're going out on a date tonight, and that she looks like Pia Zadora. He just shook his head, and looked at me and asked me how much I had to drink, and I told him I was pretty hammered, and he said unto me that she did not look anywhere close to looking like her. I didn't believe him, and I went on the date, as I'm a gentleman, and low and behold she did not look like Pia Zadora, and either she was sweating a lot, or she was wearing way too much foundation makeup. No, I did not have sexual intercourse with her. Thank you.:bowdown: