Note to self: remember to harass and piss off Mariah as soon as I have more time so that she'll make a video for me.
Here are a couple of things that I don't want to see you doing, Mariah: don't pose beside a red Jag XK8 wearing a black evening gown and nice jewelry and don't let me see any pics of you wearing short/short Daisy Dukes and a halter top while riding or standing beside a horse. I better not see any pics like that or you and me are going to go at it, sister! You have been warned! So don't post any pics like that and say they're for me. Just don't. There'll be trouble if you do.
P.S. If you can't find an XK8, I guess an older XJ6 would do. Just sayin'. :shy: