This is Just for Sam Fisher

[Rey C.]

you mean like these? sorry a Ferarri will have to do and me in sweats lol this was at the Sexpo convention in Aukland New Zealand after a very long day but at least it's close right?

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Ah, you've done it now! This means war! I'm going to come at you Roman style, Missy! You in that little tied blouse, hair braided, short/short Daisy Dukes and chaps with your butt exposed just so?! Hmm, I never noticed the perfect roundness before. Uh... excuse me for a second. ------------------------------

OK, I'm back. That looks like an F430 from here. Damn sharp (you and the car). You're Sicilian, so I have to give you a pass for posing with an Italian car. But if you want to keep the peace, you best not post any more pics of you with hot sports cars or in those hot little shorts. Just tellin' you for your own good. Any more Daisy Dukes shots and you're on thin ice.

Serious Q... did you get a chance to take the car for a spin? Like it?

and sir, you will ALWAYS be the douche.

Oh, you mean Maley. Not sure what's happened to our little buddy. He used to be our little toe-sucking bundle of joy. But he's turned into a male version of Boothbabe. We need to snap him out of it somehow.

 

[georges]

Nice boat. I was wondering if the Donzi like in Miami Vice was more your thing.

 

[288gto]

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thanks!

Hi Roald! I miss you sexy daddy! Remember this? Roald & Petra took me to the red light district in Amsterdam if you haven't met him in person he is a sexy man!

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i wonder how anders looks like

 

[288gto]

Ah, you've done it now! This means war! I'm going to come at you Roman style, Missy! You in that little tied blouse, hair braided, short/short Daisy Dukes and chaps with your butt exposed just so?! Hmm, I never noticed the perfect roundness before. Uh... excuse me for a second. ------------------------------

OK, I'm back. That looks like an F430 from here. Damn sharp (you and the car). You're Sicilian, so I have to give you a pass for posing with an Italian car. But if you want to keep the peace, you best not post any more pics of you with hot sports cars or in those hot little shorts. Just tellin' you for your own good. Any more Daisy Dukes shots and you're on thin ice.

Serious Q... did you get a chance to take the car for a spin? Like it?




Oh, you mean Maley. Not sure what's happened to our little buddy. He used to be our little toe-sucking bundle of joy. But he's turned into a male version of Boothbabe. We need to snap him out of it somehow.

it's a F360 Spyder with a bit custom. your car? nice taste, best car for a girl.

 

[Mariahxxx]

haha no not my car! it was the owner of the magazine skin.net.nz and he asked me to take some pics in front of it before I left. I didn't get to go fr a ride but I'm sure it would have been fun!

I'm not a speedboat person. I've been on them and they are so one dimensional and honestly not that much fun to me. I like relaxing and finding a nice spot to anchor and enjoy. vrooooming from one place to another has zero appeal to me.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Looks like Sammy has a secret admirer

 

[Sam Fisher]

Looks like Sammy has a secret admirer

Will this mean my name will now be tossed about at all of her high and low society gatherings?

Perhaps she could hire me as her personal body guard. She and I can work out my expense account and wages.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Will this mean my name will now be tossed about at all of her high and low society gatherings?

Perhaps she could hire me as her personal body guard. She and I can work out my expense account and wages.

Or you just may gain notoriety on Porn Wiki Leaks. So then, there's that.

 

[Mariahxxx]

yeah that would be a great thing. be part of a forum created by the least credible & most hated person the industry has ever had. the guy is also a supreme racist and homophobe with complete pride.

 

[Sam Fisher]

yeah that would be a great thing. be part of a forum created by the least credible & most hated person the industry has ever had. the guy is also a supreme racist and homophobe with complete pride.

Yet you honor me, in your own words as (the least credible, most hated person, a supreme racist, and a homophobe) with a video of you.

Face it... you want me. But, I don't want you.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Yet you honor me, in your own words as (the least credible, most hated person, a supreme racist, and a homophobe) with a video of you.

Face it... you want me. But, I don't want you.

You may be on to something there Sammy.

I mean if showing someone a video means you love them, then I would think a video thread dedicated to them means total infatuation.

 

[Rey C.]

Sam, I'm going to go out on a limb here (though I don't have to go too far to know this) and clue you in that she's not honoring you here and I get no sense that she wants you. Uh dude, this is her way of putting it in your face. So if she says she'd love to give you a handjob and put it on the internet cause you're the man of her dreams and you make her swoon, don't fall for it. She's going to grab you by the nuts and squeeze until you pass out. And it'll only go up on Ballbusting Pornstars. Just tryin' to help you out there, pal. The hot lil Sicilian babe that travels Europe, poses on speed boats and beside Ferraris just don't want you - you're being goofed. I know that's hard for a feller like you to believe or accept, but uh... :dunno:

 

[Jack Davenport]

Sam, I'm going to go out on a limb here (though I don't have to go too far to know this) and clue you in that she's not honoring you here and I get no sense that she wants you. Uh dude, this is her way of putting it in your face. So if she says she'd love to give you a handjob and put it on the internet cause you're the man of her dreams and you make her swoon, don't fall for it. She's going to grab you by the nuts and squeeze until you pass out. And it'll only go up on Ballbusting Pornstars. Just tryin' to help you out there, pal. The hot lil Sicilian babe that travels Europe, poses on speed boats and beside Ferraris just don't want you - you're being goofed. I know that's hard for a feller like you to believe or accept, but uh... :dunno:

You're just jealous that you didn't get you're own thread showing you her boat.

Sammy=STUD

 

[Sam Fisher]

I relish the thought that whenever she is hobnobbing with her friends, who she regularly name-drops in here, that now my name will surely come up in her conversations.

Scenario

Mariah: Bono, Cher, Bill Clinton, Alec Baldwin... thank you all for coming to my boat. We will begin with some drinks, and of course you are all welcome to admire my gorgeous porn body. Which by the way, one of my dear friends Sam Fisher couldn't make it today as he has other engagements.

Bono: Bummer, I have heard so much about him.

Cher: I've seen his posts and his "POST"..... impressive! Hey Sammy, I got you Babe.... I want you Babe!

Bill: Sammy, even I haven't boned Mariah... but still trying. You lucky fucker! How was it? You didn't stain her blue dress did you?

Alec: Damn, what's in you're wallet, Sammy?

 

[Jack Davenport]

I relish the thought that whenever she is hobnobbing with her friends, who she regularly name-drops in here, that now my name will surely come up in her conversations.

Scenario

Mariah: Bono, Cher, Bill Clinton, Alec Baldwin... thank you all for coming to my boat. We will begin with some drinks, and of course you are all welcome to admire my gorgeous porn body. Which by the way, one of my dear friends Sam Fisher couldn't make it today as he has other engagements.

Bono: Bummer, I have heard so much about him.

Cher: I've seen his posts and his "POST"..... impressive! Hey Sammy, I got you Babe.... I want you Babe!

Bill: Sammy, even I haven't boned Mariah... but still trying. You lucky fucker! How was it? You didn't stain her blue dress did you?

Alec: Damn, what's in you're wallet, Sammy?

:1orglaugh

 

[Rey C.]

More like Chaz Bono: "Now that I've got a dick, I'd sure like to fuck that Sammy guy, Mom."

 

[Sam Fisher]

More like Chaz Bono: "Now that I've got a dick, I'd sure like to fuck that Sammy guy, Mom."

"The Jealousy is strong in here."

 

[Mariahxxx]

Um, checkout the date that video was published on my youtube channel Published on Aug 18, 2012

so I didn't make this for you dude. I made this when I heard that stupid song and had just taken that video of me and Puma Swede.

So good try, but no go. I was indeed goofing on you.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Um, checkout the date that video was published on my youtube channel Published on Aug 18, 2012

so I didn't make this for you dude. I made this when I heard that stupid song and had just taken that video of me and Puma Swede.

So good try, but no go. I was indeed goofing on you.

No shit, Sherlock.

Here ya go.....

 

[Rey C.]

"The Jealousy is strong in here."

Right. So maybe you should buy a boat and then you wouldn't be jealous of her. :dunno:

Here ya go, Cap'n Ahab:

This luxury yacht has your name written all over it. Go down to your local Wally World, pick one up and then tell Mariah that she's got nuthin' on you!