Things you would never say.

[GodsEmbryo]

Off course your ass is fat

 

[Jon S.]

I think Limbaugh-Palin would make one Hell of an unbeatable ticket in 2012!

 

[bustybbwlover]

i'll take humidity over heat any day of the week

 

[Jon S.]

i'll take humidity over heat any day of the week

I almost forgot what thread this was.....I was going to say.....what!?!?!? Are you mad!?!?!? Ha ha ha!



Now for my contribution:



Led Zeppelin was by far the most overrated musical group of all-time! They made Rebecca Black look like a musical genius!

 

[blindedinchains]

Pass the bong.

 

[Jon S.]

There aren't enough lawyers in the United States.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i'd never watch porn

 

[GodsEmbryo]

You are so beautifull. I would love to smell your pale white skin, suck gently on those nipples and move my way to your very special place. Let's go to the mans room Your Honour, shall we?

(in the court room)

 

[bustybbwlover]

i want to be straight edge

 

[Jon S.]

I wish I could be reincarnated as one of Amy Winehouse's tampons!

 

[GodsEmbryo]

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[Jon S.]

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I believe we can add "never pronounce correctly" to that one also! Ha ha ha!



Now for my contribution:


Would you like fries with that?

 

[L3ggy]

I like Halo.

 

[bustybbwlover]

all cops are pricks
and
all cops are good decent people

 

[rampau]

Justin Beiber rocks!

 

[Jon S.]

I wish I could be reincarnated as one of Amy Winehouse's tampons!

On a serious note....you know, 24 hours later, this doesn't seem as funny as it did yesterday (talk about awful timing on my part). She had her issues with ***** and all, and sadly it led to her untimely death....so, R.I.P. Amy Winehouse!



Now for my contribution:


Tofu!!!! Yummmmmmm!!!!!!!

 

[HeartBroker]

Lovin' that menubar!

 

[bustybbwlover]

i don't like stand up comedy