Things you would never say.

[bustybbwlover]

boxers never try to strangle your testicles

 

[Jon S.]

There wasn't enough nudity on "The Golden Girls" for my blood!

 

[bustybbwlover]

i never eat too much or drink too much

 

[Jon S.]

Slim Jims are an important part of any healthy & balanced diet!

 

[bustybbwlover]

i don't like slim jims, pork rinds, or chicharrón

 

[monicasilver]

Political hacks have a brain.

 

[Jon S.]

If there's one thing we have an overabundance of, it's critical thinkers!

 

[blindedinchains]

Verizon really offers a great value!

 

[Jon S.]

If you can't believe the Fox News Channel, who can you trust?

 

[bustybbwlover]

laptops never make my balls sweat

 

[Jon S.]

I wish we had changed the constitution so George W. Bush could have had a 3rd term!

 

[bustybbwlover]

that Raven Symone chick is hot

 

[Jon S.]

That Raven Symone is too skinny...she needs to put some meat on those bones!

 

[blindedinchains]

Dubstep is sooo amazing.

 

[Jon S.]

From what I've read, Hitler seemed like a pretty good guy...and I bet he was a blast at parties. I don't understand why anyone would get upset to be compared to him! A finer compliment was never said!

 

[Red Spyder]

My penis is very small......

wait, how does this game work? :dunno:

 

[bustybbwlover]

i always do the smartest thing

 

[Jon S.]

It's nice that nobody ever lies on the Internet.

 

[L3ggy]

I'll be right back.

 

[Jon S.]

I love hot and humid climates! Can't get enough of it!