Things you would never say.

[coolbeers]

no thanks I dont need coffee in the morning.

 

[D-rock]

The best part of waking up is being tired and cold and having to go do something you would rather not do.

 

[member006]

Don't you think steak is overrated?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I am vegeterian
+
I love vegetarians

 

[D-rock]

Lime green is an excellent color for a car.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Lime green is an excellent color for a car.

why is that?
A Lamborghini looks just great in Lime green!

 

[Philbert]

I wish I'd got a a mini-Van.

 

[member006]

I think my lime green panties and bra are ugly.

 

[D-rock]

Nothing feels better than the touch of a woman's leg when she has stubble from not shaving.

 

[member006]

I love torrential rains.

 

[RogueWolf]

I wish I owed more in taxes this year.

OR

No thanks...you can keep my refund!

 

[YMIHERE]

Girl, keep your pants on.

 

[D-rock]

It's a good thing I got that ***** transfusion from Rosie O'Donnell when I needed one.

 

[thuram]

i **** sex..!!

 

[member006]

"Take this gift card back. I don't need more clothes."

 

[HeartBroker]

I'll post here just because!

 

[HeartBroker]

Shots all around, for everyone...





but me!

 

[D-rock]

The television networks should cut out more of television show to put in more commercials so we know what to buy.

 

[TheBat]

That LadyLove is so sweet !!!

 

[sputnikgirl]

I love you....