Things you would never say.

[tunsty]

Well done to Man Utd for beating Liverpool....
Now someone please shoot me :eek:

 

[HeartBroker]

"No thanks, you take the beers and the playboy models to your house.
I'm really pretty tired."

 

[Smittmaestro]

"I love a woman who lets any guy stick his dick in her!"

"Skid Row? Love 'em! Great band! That Sebastian Bierk's a songwriting genius!"

-cs™

 

[member006]

I cant wait to start my Techno collection.

 

[D-rock]

You should start using cigarettes to get thin.

 

[Iamforever]

"Skid Row? Love 'em! Great band! That Sebastian Bierk's a songwriting genius!"

-cs™

i think smitty is smitten with me.:1orglaugh

 

[member006]

Drivers really do need to take their half out of the middle, more fun that way.

 

[Perilypos]

Throw out all these DVD's with Farrah, I need some space for my rap CD's collection.

 

[member006]

Please someone start another "Who has the best tits?" thread soon.

 

[coolbeers]

I love my white trash neighbors

 

[RogueWolf]

I love it when gasoline prices are so high!

 

[HeartBroker]

Boy, that Keith Richard is sure an accomplished musician!

 

[DevinnLaneLover]

God, I can't wait till Rosie O'Donnell comes over.

 

[member006]

I think I'll have liver for dinner.

 

[D-rock]

My favorite part about waking up at night when it's freezing out is sitting down on a cold toilet seat.

 

[member006]

My hair is so easy to care for.

 

[elric]

Comedian Dave Attell from his album "Skanks for the Memories":

Here's something you'll never hear anyone say, "When he rode up on his unicycle I knew I had to have his cock in my mouth."

 

[member006]

No thanks, I'd much rather have a soda than water.

 

[RogueWolf]

Now that all the rep has been reset to zero, I can't wait for all the new congratulation threads to start!!!
Congrats to ____ for hitting (1, 5, 10...etc.)

 

[member006]

Now that all the rep has been reset to zero, I can't wait for all the new congratulation threads to start!!!
Congrats to ____ for hitting (1, 5, 10...etc.)

That! ^^^^^

LL:angels: