Things You Do On Purpose Just To Be A Prick

[Anonyne#017]

Nothing much...

Well, there is this one woman who keeps everything perfectly in a straight angles... obviously after me touching all kind of stuff, someone ends up spending extra time with a spirit line to get everything back to correct angles...

 

[alexpnz]

Oh, I think you've got the wrong guy. It's will that prays for mass murder, and death. I'm sure he's busy praying that there's mass shootings in parking lots, so you and your ilk, have plenty of parking. You know he would never pray for that sort of thing, at the Audi plant....you two are cut from the same pile of stupid.

Heaven forbid!

Me neither.

I'm looking to trade up in a year or two.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Take off after a red light very slowly if I'm the first car at the intersection.

Just love seeing people weave and get mad as you will see them at the next red light.

oooh you jerk LOL! I hate people like that! Esp in LA traffic!! grrr

 

[MustBeGood]

oooh you jerk LOL! I hate people like that! Esp in LA traffic!! grrr

LOL.

But in Manhattan that move wouldn't work unless LA is worst as I never been there.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

LOL.

But in Manhattan that move wouldn't work unless LA is worst as I never been there.

in NY, the light turns green, you guys honk right away. In Cali, everyone is afraid to honk. Most will just fuckin sit there until the light turns yellow. Some of my friends were SO OFFENDED by how often I used my horn when I first moved here from Baltimore.. lol

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I may or may not sometimes post spoilers of popular television programs or movies. Gwen Stacy dies in the new Spider Man movie.

 

[MustBeGood]

in NY, the light turns green, you guys honk right away. In Cali, everyone is afraid to honk. Most will just fuckin sit there until the light turns yellow. Some of my friends were SO OFFENDED by how often I used my horn when I first moved here from Baltimore.. lol

Try honking your horn in Manhatten next time, and tell the officer you didn't see the no honking $350 fine signs. And Baltimore is all right until you hit that toll in the middle of I-95 near downtown. Taking the Keys bridge is great by pass if you are not stopping there.

I may or may not sometimes post spoilers of popular television programs or movies. Gwen Stacy dies in the new Spider Man movie.

Prick! Ruin my wait for the DVD release.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I sometimes delete random posts in threads where a discussion is occurring, so that the conversation makes no sense.

 

[Rey C.]

I sometimes delete random posts in threads where a discussion is occurring, so that the conversation makes no sense.

Actually, this is probably my favorite reply so far.

I have something of a belief in karma, so I try not to do anything JUST to be a prick. Most of the evil things I do are driven by revenge. I guess the most common evil tendency I have is when people cut me off in traffic, and it's apparent that they saw me beside them, so I brake-check them after I catch them and pass them again. It's a dangerous maneuver and I know it's a dumb thing to do. I've worked on my road rage issues for years and I am getting better. But every now & again, some dumb fuck will swing in front of me in his mini van or Honda Civic going 80 (when I'm going 75+/- and there's a car one length ahead of me also going 75+/-). When I see the red mist and then I hear the turbo whoosh up to full boost, the devil makes me run them down at 90 and then zip over right in front of them and tap the brakes. Soccer moms with cellphones pressed against their empty heads, driving blind & stupid, emasculated mini-van dads, who are trying to recapture their lost masculinity, and punk kids in ricer tuner cars, seem to be the most common targets of my revenge.

But I really need to control that urge before I end up in the news with the headline "Family of 4 Killed in Road Rage Encounter with Crazy Man."

It's only funny (and satisfying) until someone loses an eye... or dies.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

i sometimes delete random posts in threads where a discussion is occurring, so that the conversation makes no sense.

lol!

 

[itputsthelotion]

I piss on the floor in public restrooms.

Same here but at least I flush when I take a shit unlike some other nasty ass people out there. One time I saw a single turd so big I literally thought it was a wooden stake for the first two seconds.

 

[RJS13]

 

[Jack Davenport]

When traffic is bottlenecked and these assholes take the merging lane to jump in line ( because their time is just a little more important than the rest of us.) I will get within a half inch of the bumper of the car in front of me just to make sure they can’t squeeze in. I’ve had people almost hit me trying to force me to allow them in. I have a real issue with these fuckers that break in line.

 

[tvstrip]

I've worked at a car wash, and if the guy is a prick to me and his windows are down (usually the back ones that he forgot about), I'll send him through without telling him.
I love that moment with the sprayers get to the windows and the windows are going up in slow-motion as the water is getting flushed inside...

 

[tvstrip]

When traffic is bottlenecked and these assholes take the merging lane to jump in line ( because their time is just a little more important than the rest of us.) I will get within a half inch of the bumper of the car in front of me just to make sure they can’t squeeze in. I’ve had people almost hit me trying to force me to allow them in. I have a real issue with these fuckers that break in line.

This is second nature to me. "Zipper-method"? Fuck that. You should have seen the merge sign a mile ago and prepared accordingly like the rest of us.

 

[Rey C.]

I get these calls from home improvement companies wanting to re-shingle my roof or install windows and shit like that. My phone listing is under a fictitious name. I'm on the do-not-call list but they get through to me anyway. It always starts the same way. They ask for me by my fake name. "Yea, this is me."


"Your number was given to me by one of your neighbors and I understand that you are looking to do some improvements on your house."

"Yea, I've been thinking about doing a little bit of something around here."


Then he goes into his whole list of services and we have a conversation about how nice I want my house to look. We pitch ideas to each other till he wants to set up an appointment. We set one up at my office...not really my office...it's the management office of my rental complex. The schmuck walks in there looking to make a killing from an unknown person with a house that doesn't exist. I get called back from these folks and laugh in their ear telling them that I caught onto their scam.

I know this is an old post, but with this, I have a new favorite - especially since I'm getting more and more scam calls these days. Bob's my hero now. :thumbsup:

Also, this thread is like a golden oldie/classic comedy thread. Alex with his Audi A4 (that he talked about like it was a Ferrari), Will E Worm wanting to send people to jail, Ace Bandage (Mr. conservative school teacher) proud of keying cars, etc. Eh, let me stop before I get all nostalgic and shit. Used to be some funny (twisted) bastards who posted here though.

 

[Threesome]

On one of the sports-related bulletin boards I follow there's one poster who periodically becomes a total a-hole to other commenters, disparaging them, members of the team we cheer for, etc in a really nasty way. So, I figured out how to spoof his user name and I start apologizing for his comments and post complimentary things about people. Nothing nasty, in fact the opposite, so it appears this poster is saying nice things and is regretful for his bad behavior on the board. It drives this guy f-ing crazy, absolutely bonkers - he flips out and demand someone, anyone, everyone stop it from happening. He thought he found a way to stop it when he changed his avatar so he could claim to be the authentic poster, but it's an easy barrier for me to get past and replicate. He eventually stops posting for a while and then is pretty civil when he returns -- for a while. Then we start all over again.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I know this is an old post, but with this, I have a new favorite - especially since I'm getting more and more scam calls these days. Bob's my hero now. :thumbsup:

Also, this thread is like a golden oldie/classic comedy thread. Alex with his Audi A4 (that he talked about like it was a Ferrari), Will E Worm wanting to send people to jail, Ace Bandage (Mr. conservative school teacher) proud of keying cars, etc. Eh, let me stop before I get all nostalgic and shit. Used to be some funny (twisted) bastards who posted here though.

 

[xfire]

On one of the sports-related bulletin boards I follow there's one poster who periodically becomes a total a-hole to other commenters, disparaging them, members of the team we cheer for, etc in a really nasty way. So, I figured out how to spoof his user name and I start apologizing for his comments and post complimentary things about people. Nothing nasty, in fact the opposite, so it appears this poster is saying nice things and is regretful for his bad behavior on the board. It drives this guy f-ing crazy, absolutely bonkers - he flips out and demand someone, anyone, everyone stop it from happening. He thought he found a way to stop it when he changed his avatar so he could claim to be the authentic poster, but it's an easy barrier for me to get past and replicate. He eventually stops posting for a while and then is pretty civil when he returns -- for a while. Then we start all over again.

Spoof accounts can be a lot of fun, I've been spoofing accounts (not here, of course) for ages, they can rapidly become a bore, but it never hurts to have a few squirreled away for a [NOBABE]rainy day[/NOBABE].

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When a friend came over to visit the other day I shook his hand then he jumped back. I had my hand loaded with toe nail clippings.