Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
Damn It is some many you can hear them gross
Things That You Don't Like
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Damn It is some many you can hear them gross
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punctuality. if you say your going to be there at Xo'clock, then be there.
dont call 10 min late saying your almost there, call before your fucking late
Marlo Manson
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punctuality. if you say your going to be there at Xo'clock, then be there.
dont call 10 min late saying your almost there, call before your fucking late
Yes one of my other many pet peeves people fuckin do. and another fuckin thing I can't stand, is when your talking to somebody on the phone and they don't say goodbye, they just hang up. NOT cuz they are pissed and we just got into an argument & they / we hung up on eachother, I have a friend that does that, I swear I wanna stangle that mothafuckin A$$Hole... & the other dumbasses that do the same thing like when they findout so & so isn't there and you ask if they'd like to leave a message & the bitches just hang up. errrr :thefinger
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Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
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punctuality. if you say your going to be there at Xo'clock, then be there.
dont call 10 min late saying your almost there, call before your fucking late
I agree that drives me ape shit
I actually have an entire manifesto on the topic. I'll try to abbreviate it and get back to you with my response.
Ace Boobtoucher
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wives/husbands of important people who believe their wives/husbands importance translates to them. Celebutantes, The Bail Out, the beer summit, Michael Jackson apologists, Michael Vick apologists, Michael Vick, St. Paul, the collective works of Susan Sontag, same thing with Ayn Rand, Michael Moore, Oprah, intelligent design theory, hate crimes (not the crimes themselves but that they have a different status than "regular crimes"), the "Saw" franchise, rap music, country music, hipsters, Dell computers, "To a God Unknown" by John Steinbeck, Vin Diesel, spider bites, jaggermeister, Cabarnet, Red Bull, snowboarding, rhythmic gymnastics and a whole passel of sports that have no business being in the Olympics while rugby is excluded, long-haired cats, tea cup poodles/chihuahuas, roaches, philanderers, mood altering medication for children, the Clintons and Obamas, the two party system, Ohio State University football, the Oakland Raiders, the entire NBA, cankles, butt cleavage, most conspiracy theories, frivolous lawsuits, political correctness and carnies.
You have a lot of good points. But this was the best one.
habo9
Banned
I hate this as well or the people that wear the headset all the time even just walking around thinking they are cool :dunno:
Not you hissexslave (soon to be mysexslave
). You, I love :kiss:
But this does mean I am going to have to hate someone a little more than the others just to compensate for this expression of the dreaded feelings of "wuv".
Hmm . . . who should it be? gunslingingbird has certain masochistic tendencies that I have grown fond of in our weekly "sessions" I'm sure he'll get quite a kick being as hated as Paris Hilton.
GSB, I hate you!
habo9
Banned
I fuckin hate people that stand at the bar and act as if they own it & dont move when they see you wanting served , espescially when there are plenty of seats around!!!
Stupid young girls falling around drunk!!! :beer:
Women with umberellas up when its not raining , just because it looks as if it might!!!
Calling companys and waiting for ages , listining to there shite phone music & it being constantly interupted with "We are happy you called , one of our operators will be with you shortly" or something along the same lines , then when you finally get through its an Indian or Pakistani on the other side who you dont understand they may as well be talking Urdu for all the good there English is & half the time they dont understand you either..
Public Transport , how is it everytime Im on a bus or train the person with the worst body odour sits next to you or the drunk always decides he wants to talk to you or the junkie with the phrase " Kin yi spare a fag mate? or "Huv yi got any spare chinge? fuckin scummy bastards.
Also sticking with the public transports , people that dont get up and give pregnant women , old women infact any women or elderly the seat they are sitting on , many a time Iv not been able to keep my mouth shut when I see this happening , i usually embarress then into giving it up & the usual response is "I didnt notice" , yes you did cause I watched you watch the old girl get on & when you think there might have been eye contact you looked away so you didnt have to offer
Junkies who think the world owes them a living , were do I start with these scumbags , I hate them always asking for change or something and they moan about the money they get off the brew saying its not enough to live on yet they are smacked out there nut everyday but these people are a whole thread on there own I think!!! :violent:
The Labour government and if it moves tax it attitude these fuckers get on my goat so much !!! :ak47:
Z-list celebs Im sick to death of picking up newspapers and all you get is the Peter & Jordan shit , Jade Goody & her Lezzer mum plus her stupid man Jack Tweed & other nonetities like this..........WTF
Transvestites , the ones who get all glammed up and then think they are sexier than women and turn into the most repulsive fat man dressed up as a chick and not a very good one at that :lame:
Mobile phone companies , I hate them all !!!!!
The guy in the T-mobile advert that no-one else has seen lol
Covered all my driving ones on the driving annoyance thread
People who chat to the check out girl/man for ages as if they know them even after they have been served
People who wear shoes with jogging bottoms :ban:
Fat women who insist on wearing figuire hugging leggings , do these women not look in the mirror?
House breakers , got to be one of the most hated people on earth :moon:
Paedophiles and rapists , once these people have been convicted they should be executed espescially kiddy fiddlers......:violent:
Staying on Paedophiles , all this fake fawning over celebraties when they die espescially one that were hated the day before they die then once they die they are turned into some kind of saint i.e. Michael "fuckin" Jackson , Jade Goody
I can see me comin back to this thread quite often lol :rofl:
Stupid young girls falling around drunk!!! :beer:
Women with umberellas up when its not raining , just because it looks as if it might!!!
Calling companys and waiting for ages , listining to there shite phone music & it being constantly interupted with "We are happy you called , one of our operators will be with you shortly" or something along the same lines , then when you finally get through its an Indian or Pakistani on the other side who you dont understand they may as well be talking Urdu for all the good there English is & half the time they dont understand you either..
Public Transport , how is it everytime Im on a bus or train the person with the worst body odour sits next to you or the drunk always decides he wants to talk to you or the junkie with the phrase " Kin yi spare a fag mate? or "Huv yi got any spare chinge? fuckin scummy bastards.
Also sticking with the public transports , people that dont get up and give pregnant women , old women infact any women or elderly the seat they are sitting on , many a time Iv not been able to keep my mouth shut when I see this happening , i usually embarress then into giving it up & the usual response is "I didnt notice" , yes you did cause I watched you watch the old girl get on & when you think there might have been eye contact you looked away so you didnt have to offer
Junkies who think the world owes them a living , were do I start with these scumbags , I hate them always asking for change or something and they moan about the money they get off the brew saying its not enough to live on yet they are smacked out there nut everyday but these people are a whole thread on there own I think!!! :violent:
The Labour government and if it moves tax it attitude these fuckers get on my goat so much !!! :ak47:
Z-list celebs Im sick to death of picking up newspapers and all you get is the Peter & Jordan shit , Jade Goody & her Lezzer mum plus her stupid man Jack Tweed & other nonetities like this..........WTF
Transvestites , the ones who get all glammed up and then think they are sexier than women and turn into the most repulsive fat man dressed up as a chick and not a very good one at that :lame:
Mobile phone companies , I hate them all !!!!!
The guy in the T-mobile advert that no-one else has seen lol
Covered all my driving ones on the driving annoyance thread
People who chat to the check out girl/man for ages as if they know them even after they have been served
People who wear shoes with jogging bottoms :ban:
Fat women who insist on wearing figuire hugging leggings , do these women not look in the mirror?
House breakers , got to be one of the most hated people on earth :moon:
Paedophiles and rapists , once these people have been convicted they should be executed espescially kiddy fiddlers......:violent:
Staying on Paedophiles , all this fake fawning over celebraties when they die espescially one that were hated the day before they die then once they die they are turned into some kind of saint i.e. Michael "fuckin" Jackson , Jade Goody
I can see me comin back to this thread quite often lol :rofl:
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Alyssa Rose
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Not you hissexslave (soon to be mysexslave
You, I love :kiss:
But this does mean I am going to have to hate someone a little more than the others just to compensate for this expression of the dreaded feelings of "wuv".
Hmm . . . who should it be? gunslingingbird has certain masochistic tendencies that I have grown fond of in our weekly "sessions" I'm sure he'll get quite a kick being as hated as Paris Hilton.
GSB, I hate you!
Oh okay Phew.. I was worried for a sec :lovecoupl
habo9
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Queueing espescially in banks , the queue can be out the door & the tellers sit & chat for about 5 minutes then shout next , arseholes !!!!!!
X-mas shopping , oh how I dread this every year the melee X-mas causes in the shops its a free for all , even old woman and priests swear at you at this time of year , I can feel myself getting angrier & angrier the longer I spend having to do it
Going shopping with women they drag you all over the shops from dawn till dusk trying things on , then when the shops are closing she says the immortal line " I think I will get that dress I tried on in the first shop " Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr this gets me fucking stewing :thefinger
Staying on women , women who forget to go home in the morning even when your dropping hints like "My wife will be home soon" or " Wheres your coat? " or " Where is it you stay again? " or the best " Will you fuck off " :rofl:
People who moan about the weather , here in Scotland it rains quite a lot so people are always moaning about the rain even me , but what really bothers me is when we get our 3 or 4 sunny days people saying " I hate this weather its to warm " or the " I wish it would rain to clear the air " your like are you fucking kidding me , you idiot.......
Also fat people who constantly moan about there weight while munching on crisps , chocolate , chips and coke & say " I dont know how Im this big "............Get up off your fat lazy arse and stop eating so much.......
The best ones are the ones who think this is a way of losing weight & Im sure yz will all have seen this at sometime in your life..........You see them huffing and puffing finally crawling to the counter & saying " Can I have a 3 Big-Macs , 2 Chicken Burgers , 3 packets of Onion Rings , 3 Fries , 12 McFlurries & can I have 12 packets of mayoneisse , 8 ketchup ".........................The the spotty little kid serving him goes " What drink would you like? " & fatty repies with the butt clenching " A large Diet Coke........Im watching my weight " and he/she says it with all the seriousness of being at a funeral :rofl:
Salespeople calling , this bugs me as well either on the phone or at the door
Cheesy ringtones , women not girls with things like Barbie Girl & the guy in your work with the " DANGER WIFE CALLING " ringtone and laughs everytime it goes off , no for the 3 millionth time of hearing it doesnt make it any funnier.............YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? :thefinger
People who eat with there mouths open & talk at the same time , disgusting bastards..............WHY?
Spell checkers , you know them the ones who dig you up for your spelling sometimes in forums.......WHO CARES?..........Its a forum for a laugh , not the Oxford English Dictionary...........please get a life?
Gerritupyi..........spell check that :thumbsup:
People who answer there mobiles and ask " who is it? " , you know who it is my name comes up on your phone , you fuckin dumbshit
I will be back :nanner:
Queueing espescially in banks , the queue can be out the door & the tellers sit & chat for about 5 minutes then shout next , arseholes !!!!!!
X-mas shopping , oh how I dread this every year the melee X-mas causes in the shops its a free for all , even old woman and priests swear at you at this time of year , I can feel myself getting angrier & angrier the longer I spend having to do it
Going shopping with women they drag you all over the shops from dawn till dusk trying things on , then when the shops are closing she says the immortal line " I think I will get that dress I tried on in the first shop " Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr this gets me fucking stewing :thefinger
Staying on women , women who forget to go home in the morning even when your dropping hints like "My wife will be home soon" or " Wheres your coat? " or " Where is it you stay again? " or the best " Will you fuck off " :rofl:
People who moan about the weather , here in Scotland it rains quite a lot so people are always moaning about the rain even me , but what really bothers me is when we get our 3 or 4 sunny days people saying " I hate this weather its to warm " or the " I wish it would rain to clear the air " your like are you fucking kidding me , you idiot.......
Also fat people who constantly moan about there weight while munching on crisps , chocolate , chips and coke & say " I dont know how Im this big "............Get up off your fat lazy arse and stop eating so much.......
The best ones are the ones who think this is a way of losing weight & Im sure yz will all have seen this at sometime in your life..........You see them huffing and puffing finally crawling to the counter & saying " Can I have a 3 Big-Macs , 2 Chicken Burgers , 3 packets of Onion Rings , 3 Fries , 12 McFlurries & can I have 12 packets of mayoneisse , 8 ketchup ".........................The the spotty little kid serving him goes " What drink would you like? " & fatty repies with the butt clenching " A large Diet Coke........Im watching my weight " and he/she says it with all the seriousness of being at a funeral :rofl:
Salespeople calling , this bugs me as well either on the phone or at the door
Cheesy ringtones , women not girls with things like Barbie Girl & the guy in your work with the " DANGER WIFE CALLING " ringtone and laughs everytime it goes off , no for the 3 millionth time of hearing it doesnt make it any funnier.............YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? :thefinger
People who eat with there mouths open & talk at the same time , disgusting bastards..............WHY?
Spell checkers , you know them the ones who dig you up for your spelling sometimes in forums.......WHO CARES?..........Its a forum for a laugh , not the Oxford English Dictionary...........please get a life?
Gerritupyi..........spell check that :thumbsup:
People who answer there mobiles and ask " who is it? " , you know who it is my name comes up on your phone , you fuckin dumbshit
I will be back :nanner:
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Things I don't like?
SERIOUS THINGS - rapists, dudes who take advantage of women, child molesters, people who have no respect for sex, liars, emotional users, society in general (and more)
HILARIOUS THINGS - fat guys in cowboy hats, the smell of hard cooked eggs, yellow Legos, people who wear perfectly matching outfits (seriously, who in the FUCK do these people think they are?), the Cleveland Indians, that one movie Max Keeble's Big Move, when people say "ROTH iron" instead of "WROUGHT iron", the sun, icing on brownies, lime green bed sheets, the entire republic of Uzbekistan, people who clearly know that the Febreze is in the bathroom but still refuse to use it, stepping into a puddle of water right after putting on a brand new pair of socks, my penis, Fruit Stripe Gum and balsa wood
SERIOUS THINGS - rapists, dudes who take advantage of women, child molesters, people who have no respect for sex, liars, emotional users, society in general (and more)
HILARIOUS THINGS - fat guys in cowboy hats, the smell of hard cooked eggs, yellow Legos, people who wear perfectly matching outfits (seriously, who in the FUCK do these people think they are?), the Cleveland Indians, that one movie Max Keeble's Big Move, when people say "ROTH iron" instead of "WROUGHT iron", the sun, icing on brownies, lime green bed sheets, the entire republic of Uzbekistan, people who clearly know that the Febreze is in the bathroom but still refuse to use it, stepping into a puddle of water right after putting on a brand new pair of socks, my penis, Fruit Stripe Gum and balsa wood
I would like to build on the above^^^, when an asshole on their bluetooth stops in mid conversation with you and begins talking with the the person they have on the line. I actually got soooo pissed off one day with a salesrep who did this at my work, I threw him out...
People who seem to think that there is no one in the world but them... selfish, inconsiderate, impolite, arrogant, rude... you get the picture.
habo9
Banned
Nick Nolte, John Boehner, tpyos, fake tans, tennis, bowling, pharmaceutical companies, mouth breathers, Jean Schmidt, the SEC, Notre Dame, corruption, strike breaking scabs, Wall Street, tequila, Sarah Palin, poor grammar, Tim Tebow, birthers, biblical literalists, Tom Cruise, the Yankees, the Red Sox, paying full price for a >80 minute movie, people who abuse animals, infomercials, eggs, elitists, users, abusers, Rush Limbaugh, Hip Hop, creationism as science.
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