Things that annoy you in pornos

[~~whimsy~~]

The story sucks.

 

[bling2844]

I don't like when the girls are sucking dicks for a long time.......and also when there is more men than girls

 

[unicornshunter]

Knowing the woman is mentally doing her grocery list in her head while faking everything.

Agreed.

 

[unicornshunter]

What are some of your pet peeves in pornos?

Mine:

- Endless dick-sucking action. The right amount is key, too much is overkill
- Tits that are TOO big. You know what I'm talking about
- Anal. This is just personal preference, and I know a lot of people like it and find it hot, but it creeps me out
- When they don't show the cumshot, or when there's a huge buildup and the guy barely squirts out. I like to see big loads coming out

Roughly the same.

 

[DJCowboy]

If someone hasn't died in the first 20 minutes, it's not worth my time

 

[Katja]

watching a guy jerk himself off for about half an hour at the end of a scene stugling to cum, moaning excesivly loud while doing so, leaving the girl there with her mouth open so long that her tounge eventualy dries out from watiing. Then the guy will repeat half a dozen times, "here it comes, here it comes!" before finally letting out two small drops of cum. By this time my boner has been gone and made it have way across the country.

 

[alonso.joce]

The Annoying person who directs the people in action in those Bang Bus/Bang Bros movies....he has the most bloody annoying laugh.

 

[sporty_carr]

Sex

 

[buddyfry5]

Most of the time I dont like the acting at the beginning. Its like they dont even try to make it look convincing. But the one thing I hate most about pornos is that every time I turn one on, everyone decides to bother me.

 

[Supafly]

- Unclean people, pimples etc

- Actors that don't really put up an effort

- Zooming into the genitals for minutes

- Videos, 25 minutes long, where for the first 10 minutes they have stupid conversations

 

[Rezen]

Spitting and gagging during BJs and unenthusiastic or maybe drugged up girls.

 

[ejdi]

blowjob for 10 minutes before sex

 

[veeveefame]

poor quality and storyline fail.

 

[freeoneskutti]

fake moaning, anal scenes and when the camera man zooms in too much on the pussy getting fucked instead of zooming out so I can see the woman getting fucked

ditto. They should zoom out more and focus on the entire action point rather than on the entire point of action. Just gets a little too boring after a while... How long can you look at a wet pussy getting pumped mercilessly and just hear the sounds without having a face put an expression to it? And blowjobs that go on and on really gets my nerves... It's not possible cuz everyone who has sex does'n last that long, or have a fluffer, or do drugs.... Pornos should be made more emotionally and sensually...

 

[nerffren]

when they are doin a really bangin ass doggystyle that is super hot, but it only lasts seconds before they flip to some stupid new camera angle

when you're about to get off and they go to a close up of the guys face [boner killer]

 

[Tha Mac]

When a guy is fucking a girl doggie & they show right under the guy's balls and ass hate that with a passion!

 

[marzapan]

I hate that most porn scenes now end with the guy cumming on the girl's face. I prefer creampies.

 

[Trident1]

When an oversized golf shoe suddenly appears in the scene.

 

[Shifty]

Slapping
Choking
Spitting
Roughness
Swearing
Degradation
Guys finishing themselves off

 

[richcris]

Something I posted in another thread

A bit different to that link titled "why do guys like to cum on a girl's face?"

but i'd like to go back to the "Why facials?" question.

In some scenes it totally breaks out of the action/character, not that there is much in modern porn.

But take this example
http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted2/fohs/videos/carolina-west2/index.php?id=100025 (vid 4)

Innocent schoolgirl acting coy then teasing the guy and they end up fucking. Come to the cumshot scene and she jumps up then kneels down on the floor with her head back to recieve the cumshot.

Ruins the scene for me. It would have been better just for the guy to pull out and come over her ass/stomach.