Things that annoy you in pornos

[SmileyBaller]

watching a guy jerk himself off for about half an hour at the end of a scene stugling to cum, moaning excesivly loud while doing so, leaving the girl there with her mouth open so long that her tounge eventualy dries out from watiing. Then the guy will repeat half a dozen times, "here it comes, here it comes!" before finally letting out two small drops of cum. By this time my boner has been gone and made it have way across the country.

Agreed

- Unclean people, pimples etc

- Videos, 25 minutes long, where for the first 10 minutes they have stupid conversations

Unclean people I definitely don't like seeing that, and the overly long intros also. Setup is fine, but do it quickly and efficiently

I hate that most porn scenes now end with the guy cumming on the girl's face. I prefer creampies.

Something I posted in another thread

Yeah, they should just go with whatever would be natural for the scene. I find it really hot when the guy cums inside the girls pussy

But yeah whatever happened to a doggy style scene where the guy pulls out and blows a load on her back/ass? Now they just pull out and the girl immediately turns around to take the facial. Back and stomach shots are hot too

 

[Trident1]

When the guy blows his load and goes,"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!"

 

[Cloude]

Hahah, that is pretty annoying.
And enough with the stupid Oh fuck yeahs and insincere Yeah right there babys. And don't say Ai papi unless you're in a Spanish or Latin American porno.
Sound is arguably the best part of porno movies. But you can fuck it up by being a bad faker or just insincere.


However hands down it's this:

When a guy is fucking a girl doggie & they show right under the guy's balls and ass hate that with a passion!

I really don't dig that either, man! Just what are they thinking?

 

[carfiguy]

Those shots where they show the guy doing the girl from behind. I don't understand those.

especially when the camera is basically focused on the dude's ass hole.

 

[wolverine81]

That I'm not the one in the scene with Lisa Ann

 

[Ruddiger]

When there isn't any effort put into a sex scene and the actresses and actors involved are just "going through the motions," so to speak.

 

[Zaxxxx]

1. Jerk to pop...let the pornobabe do it
2. Guy dicks touching....ugh
3. Double anal...double vag...see #2

 

[LeyaFalcon]

I approve of everything but the too big of tits!!

What are some of your pet peeves in pornos?

Mine:

- Endless dick-sucking action. The right amount is key, too much is overkill
- Tits that are TOO big. You know what I'm talking about
- Anal. This is just personal preference, and I know a lot of people like it and find it hot, but it creeps me out
- When they don't show the cumshot, or when there's a huge buildup and the guy barely squirts out. I like to see big loads coming out

 

[John_8581]

The TIME -- Yes, when it says one o'clock it stays at one o'clock .... Ever notice that the clock's hands never move!!! .... what the hell is that all about? :rofl:

 

[Aaliyah Love]

the women. They detract from my view of the dick. And there needs to be more talking. Specifically more "fuck me harder" and "pound that pussy." and the guy can never say too much even if he's just grunting or yelling. Also, i don't think that the cameramen are vocal enough.

lol!!!!

 

[Darmund]

butthole to mouth.
Dirty butthole to mouth.
Chicks getting punched.
Chicks getting choked.
Chicks getting drowned.
Chicks getting spit in the face.
Chicks getting slapped.
Chicks eating dudes buttholes.

 

[larss]

Sudden nudity!

A girl will enter the scene provocatively dressed (e.g. short skirt, stockings, basque, sexy lingerie, etc). The action starts, and then all of a sudden she has no clothes on.
For me, the attire is all part of the appeal. If all of the clothing HAS to be removed, then we should at least see it happening. My personal preference is for some clothing to be retained, after all, why dress up in sexy clothing only for the whole lot to be discarded.

 

[Johan]

The women. They detract from my view of the dick. And there needs to be more talking. Specifically more "fuck me harder" and "pound that pussy." And the guy can never say too much even if he's just grunting or yelling. Also, I don't think that the cameramen are vocal enough.

True !
And aloso, I think there's too much sex. I want more acting !

 

[windlockatc]

Any sex directed at and in the anus. This is how STDs are contracted! I cannot stand this type of sex, It's nasty, and looks painful, and its dangerous.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Flinching from the money shot.

 

[DR. B]

All these dumb fucking parodies they were coming out with for awhile. I mean really, who gives a fuck? Get the sex going so I can get my jerk on, take my shower, go to work, come home and jerk off again, take my shower, heard out to the bar, come home (if I don't score) get my jerk on again, fall asleep. Repeat.

 

[johnman]

Flinching from the money shot.

Same here, especially the girl who asks for it and then acts when he's prepared to blow hi load on her that she's going to be hit by acid that's going to burn her face.

 

[jizzmaster104]

Fake dicks.

 

[johnman]

Honestly I've been rather put off over the last few years over how frequent anal sex has become. I mean to each thier own, I like it but don't love it personally. I had one girlfriend that seemed to like it more than ordinary sex but for the most part the women I have been with it's ok but not something you want EVERYTIME you hit the sheets. I guess I'm kind of old but it used to be pretty rare you'd see anal sex in Porn unless it was a specialty video. Now it seems as if it's difficult to find a video that doesn't have anal sex; not that I look but I'm just saying.

If anyone has seen Boogie Nights, it reminds me of when the in the porn movie industry is portrayed to take a change. While Mark Wahlberg's character has taken a hiatus due to Burt Reynolds character and him having a falling out. Suddenly porn actresses are asking to take in in the ass and male actors are being abusive to female actresses to the extreme (like slapping them around.) I really liked that movie in the many ways but think it portrayed the porn industry. I don't know how accurate it was regarded but I found it portayed it well. That is how in the beginning porn movies were just really about watching some beautiful people fuck then it got wierd.