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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

When the guy will not shut the fuck up! Anyone who has seen a scene involving Wesley Pipes knows just what the fuck I'm talking about. He has to be one of the biggest scene killers outhere.
 
amen to that - what is with those guys at bangbros?? shut the fuck up already!

another thing that does my head in is seeing scenes with girls that DO take it up the ass only to have them NOT take it up the ass...!!
 
Ugly chicks, guys that are more into it than girls and too many shots of the guys.
but mostly ugly chicks because you can always turn the sound down.
 
Most of the people in it. A huge number of them are the biggest motley group of the most naive, screwed up, scummy, weak willed, and stupid people out there, and the people who use them. I find it harder to suspend my disbelief as time goes on.
 
I hate in solo/mast stuff when the camera guy gives her directions or says things like "now moan a bit".... it completely takes away from the perceived realism of the experience... it is like admitting to a fake orgasm.
 
The duudes face when he's popping Like, (Slurp,~bob#,slurp@ ) "arrrgh I'm gonna blow"
[ camera pans to Jethro looking like he just stepped on a tack.]
Dude, who wants to see that?
We all want to see some hot chick swallowing like it's the best thing she ever tasted, usually we get a look like It tastes like month old cottage cheese.
Dude, why even film a facial if she's not into it?
Slapping, spitting on, or choking some chick when she your boning her?
I can understand a slap on the rear when doing it Doggy, like yeah Giddy-up!
Dude, who wants to see you beat up some cheap Trick?
The worst is when two guys are boning some Amped up Nymphomaniac and their Pricks touch YUUUUCK!
Dude who want's to see that?
All you Porn Directors Please take note -
 

georges

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fake moans, girls not swallowing, small tits and basic positions and no hardcore.
 
Has anyone seen Pierre Woodman? Guy makes Ron Jeremy look like Fabio.
 
Lack of eroticism will turn me off. I want to watch people having sex and enjoying it, not two pieces of meat. And only do anal if both parties are comfortable with it, I'd say about 90% of anal scenes seem forced and awkward, maybe more than that. If you can't do it right, don't do it at all.

Agreed with long blowjobs, also blowjobs where the woman is gurgling and choking on the dick, that just disturbs me and is almost like torture fetish stuff.

People who are too fucking loud, either a guy who will ramble on or a girl who is screaming and yelling constantly. This plays into the whole lack of eroticism thing I mentioned.

Another thing is formulaic porn. I mean standard progression, bit of foreplay, oral from each, then fucking, then cumshot. Christ, it DOES NOT HAVE TO PROGRESS THE SAME EVERY TIME. I am fine with a shorter scene if it means making it look less forced/standardized.

So basically I'm not even into porn that much anymore because of this:p.
 
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