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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

Its been mentioned before, but it cant be overstated : women need to stop with the plastic and botox. It doesnt look good. It really sucks when porn stars who are too good for porn do it. Good news is there seems to be less of the really young women rushing into extreme plastic treatments, but we still have a lot of the older models "doing more disciplined treatments". Still doesnt look good. Models need to stay away from that crap. Aint nothing wrong with some wrinkles here and there. Just eat healthy and stay away from drugs and smoking and you wont get all disheveled looking when you get old.
 
Its been mentioned before, but it cant be overstated : women need to stop with the plastic and botox. It doesnt look good. It really sucks when porn stars who are too good for porn do it. Good news is there seems to be less of the really young women rushing into extreme plastic treatments, but we still have a lot of the older models "doing more disciplined treatments". Still doesnt look good. Models need to stay away from that crap. Aint nothing wrong with some wrinkles here and there. Just eat healthy and stay away from drugs and smoking and you wont get all disheveled looking when you get old.

Agreed. I think Better Bachelor's Joker did a video on that, a few months back? Women in their 20s looking like they are in their late 30s (or older.).

You forgot a key one: STAY OUT OF THE SUN!!
 

georges

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Actors who are rough against actresses. Too many piercings are a turn off. Saggy tits are a turn off for me same with a woman with too small boobs. Shaved head is also a turn off for me. Too much botox , collagen and ass implants is a turn off for me as well.
 
Weak cum shots. Yeah--I get it: guys like to crank one out before a scene so they can last longer. But nothing kills a scene like a chick, down on her knees, trying to look horny/interested/eager/awake while the guy flails away at his dick for much too long. After twenty minutes or so, he heroically manages to eek out one drop of semen onto her outstretched tongue while bellowing like a wounded animal. Who wants to masturbate to one-drop cum shots? Oh, and if you don't want his load in your mouth, don't do it. You're not fooling anyone; we can tell how much it grosses you out.
 
One thing that drives me crazy is porn actresses who don't brush their tongues before filming. It's so gross to see chicks giving blowjobs with their tongues covered in crusty, white food/scum/plaque nastiness. You know their breath stinks to high hell. Just brush your tongue with some toothpaste and rinse with mouthwash, please!
 
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Actors who are rough against actresses. Too many piercings are a turn off. Saggy tits are a turn off for me same with a woman with too small boobs. Shaved head is also a turn off for me. Too much botox , collagen and ass implants is a turn off for me as well.

Oh yeah, all of the above ... except I don't mind small boobs. (That actually reminds me of (1) Andrew Norelli's stand-up bit about women getting breast reductions and (2) that one episode of Roseanne where she had to get a breast reduction for health reasons.)
 

thexflash

PORN FIRST!
Anything with puke, blood, shit, piss etc.
Two or more cocks in the same hole at once (mouth is allright).
Male assplay. Male bi-stuff.
And anything that makes anyone in the scene obviously uncomfortable.
And yeah, hairy and/or uncared for body parts.
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
I logged into Cherry Pimps this afternoon. I couldn't believe what I saw:

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They have Charles Dera playing the nerdy stepson with a skateboard and a full backpack. To Danae Mari who is in the role of the stepmom. Another story about the husband who is out of town, while the stepmom fools around with her "boy" -- Except that her "boy" Charles here, according to the iafd, is what? Close to age 46 while Danae has just passed age 34. Think about this. It would mean that she's married to a very old geezer. Talk about a total bummer! Charles had to shave his head real close on the sides to hide his graying hair.

Hey the writers of porn scenes, along with the director and producer ... something to think about the next time you cast these two in a scene ... make him the next door neighbor who stopped in to help her out in her house as something isn't working, maybe the sink is clogged? The lights are out? The windows are broken? And he's there to save the day. To fix stuff. Things like that. It makes for a more believable story line.
 
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Weak cum shots. Yeah--I get it: guys like to crank one out before a scene so they can last longer.
That's why I wish they'd shoot 'out-of-order' more often. Start naked, let the stud 'nut,' get that 'big, money shot,' then cut, wipe off the sweat, reapply makeup as needed, and film again, starting with clothes on.

But nothing kills a scene like a chick, down on her knees, trying to look horny/interested/eager/awake while the guy flails away at his dick for much too long. After twenty minutes or so, he heroically manages to eek out one drop of semen onto her outstretched tongue while bellowing like a wounded animal. Who wants to masturbate to one-drop cum shots?
I will give a 'partial pass' to men who have had a vasectomy, it's going to be running and transparent, far less 'creamy,' with no 'bright whiteness.' But ... there should still be a good 'blast.'

Oh, and if you don't want his load in your mouth, don't do it. You're not fooling anyone; we can tell how much it grosses you out.
Yep, agreed! Dodge the cum, don't do what you don't want. Even learn the 'lick the sensitive underside,' so really no cum goes into the mouth, while he spurts good!
 
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