I'm all about OCs and site creators getting their times on forums like these. I really am. But personally, I am turned off by consistently running into their posts, with their extra-large pics, on threads where they don't belong. Yeah. I know. It's personal taste. Or is it? A thread, for example, titled Prettiest Blonde Porn Stars, usually has posts from members with a variety of performers who fall within a range of "pretty" as I see it. But then, all of a sudden, here comes a string of posts from some ACO or another touting the girls on their site. Pretty? Okay...a matter of taste. Or is it?
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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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Hot models/performers that do only lame genres. Examples:
For many years Penny Barber was doing only dumb bondage/fetish scenes. Only recently did she finally start doing mainstream porn scenes and become the big star she was meant to become.
Roni Ford, easily the hottest GILF to ever pose nude, does only pantyhose and nylon modeling. 95% of the time she never exposes her entire body even though she shows every ounce of her private areas. And its not because she is trying to hide any scars or anything. It would be fine if she did it like 30% of the time, but she never mixes it up. She never does any fine art nudes where her entire skin is exposed or any classic modeling. Its all this lame pantyhose fetish crap that gets old fast. I also suspect there is some airbrushing that is going on with her pictures. And this is a woman that fucks her husband on camera, fucks other guys on camera (though not a lot), and drinks a cup coffee after her husband cums in it. So it's not like Im asking her to go beyond any sexual boundaries or anything. Just mix up your style of photography dammit!!
For many years Penny Barber was doing only dumb bondage/fetish scenes. Only recently did she finally start doing mainstream porn scenes and become the big star she was meant to become.
Roni Ford, easily the hottest GILF to ever pose nude, does only pantyhose and nylon modeling. 95% of the time she never exposes her entire body even though she shows every ounce of her private areas. And its not because she is trying to hide any scars or anything. It would be fine if she did it like 30% of the time, but she never mixes it up. She never does any fine art nudes where her entire skin is exposed or any classic modeling. Its all this lame pantyhose fetish crap that gets old fast. I also suspect there is some airbrushing that is going on with her pictures. And this is a woman that fucks her husband on camera, fucks other guys on camera (though not a lot), and drinks a cup coffee after her husband cums in it. So it's not like Im asking her to go beyond any sexual boundaries or anything. Just mix up your style of photography dammit!!
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I would suggest blocking the posters you reference. You will no longer see their posts. I did it for one of the two you note and it did wonders for my experience.
1) AI. This is the dumbest shit ever. It's not just a matter of excessively taking advantage of technology (I'm a computer engineering hobbyist), but it also obviously looks fake. You can't possibly achieve chemistry with virtual jello.
2) BDSM. It's good to have a little aggression in an act, but going beyond that is just overdoing it.
3) Gaping assholes. I don't need to see proof of your work. Numb, manufactured porn devoid of any and all genuine sensuality. At least when you are fucking someone's face there may be a shot at chemistry (no pun intended).
4) I love half of T-porn, but fucking a guy in the ass or getting him to suck it off is where I draw the line. There's no way I'd personally be a part of either of these things.
5) Toys. Keeping up with the theme of "fakeness" much like AI. Maybe there's something I don't understand about feminine sensuality, but between fucking yourself, getting some real dick, and fucking plastic/metal, the artificial is out.
6) Overdone ladies. My dick will excuse a bit of fakeness in the tits, I'm not gonna lie. If it works, great! But if I see scars or your face looks like that of an Irish-American Republican in his 50s with clown lips and symptoms of a drinking problem, I'm out.
7) Overtatted / overpierced. (Looking at you, Michaela Isizzu.) A little bit of piercing can be sexy in certain places. I like having the tat/pierce combo kept to a reasonable minimum, but if you look like a biker's cohort, ... I swipe left. (I made an exception for Annabelle Lane for her ink, but then she went through some further changes, and that was it for me.)
(Dis)honorable mentions:
8) Bad dialogue. I try to hack through the briar patch of abusive talk, but if you address to your stepmom as "stepmom", I don't want to be the one to tell you you have Alzheimer's.
9) Kathia Nobili's chainsmoker's voice. So it's fine if she just whispers.
.) I can't be turned on by the category of women who have gone thicc, but I won't put them on the list for any sort of judgment. I will give a shoutout to Kathryn Marie and Natasha Nice for their early work).
Call me vanilla, but I did make exceptions in some of these categories.
2) BDSM. It's good to have a little aggression in an act, but going beyond that is just overdoing it.
3) Gaping assholes. I don't need to see proof of your work. Numb, manufactured porn devoid of any and all genuine sensuality. At least when you are fucking someone's face there may be a shot at chemistry (no pun intended).
4) I love half of T-porn, but fucking a guy in the ass or getting him to suck it off is where I draw the line. There's no way I'd personally be a part of either of these things.
5) Toys. Keeping up with the theme of "fakeness" much like AI. Maybe there's something I don't understand about feminine sensuality, but between fucking yourself, getting some real dick, and fucking plastic/metal, the artificial is out.
6) Overdone ladies. My dick will excuse a bit of fakeness in the tits, I'm not gonna lie. If it works, great! But if I see scars or your face looks like that of an Irish-American Republican in his 50s with clown lips and symptoms of a drinking problem, I'm out.
7) Overtatted / overpierced. (Looking at you, Michaela Isizzu.) A little bit of piercing can be sexy in certain places. I like having the tat/pierce combo kept to a reasonable minimum, but if you look like a biker's cohort, ... I swipe left. (I made an exception for Annabelle Lane for her ink, but then she went through some further changes, and that was it for me.)
(Dis)honorable mentions:
8) Bad dialogue. I try to hack through the briar patch of abusive talk, but if you address to your stepmom as "stepmom", I don't want to be the one to tell you you have Alzheimer's.
9) Kathia Nobili's chainsmoker's voice. So it's fine if she just whispers.
.) I can't be turned on by the category of women who have gone thicc, but I won't put them on the list for any sort of judgment. I will give a shoutout to Kathryn Marie and Natasha Nice for their early work).
Call me vanilla, but I did make exceptions in some of these categories.
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Things that turn me off? How does every homepage... (xvideos, xham, PH, whatevertube) seem to start off with 10 BLACKED videos? I like half the content, but they copy/paste the exact same thing, over and over. It was novel in 201X era, but they've gotten so LAZY.
I want to see the REVERSE of that. A bunch of white guys getting BLACKED by some dark pornstar chicks on a mission to de-colonize his dick.
T-girls. I rather like HALF of them. But how many times.. (if you can relate) do you find one of two things: The trans jerks off and doesnt moan, doesnt seem to enjoy it, just shoots a T-load and goes on about their OnlyFans/Fansly like they're making a paycheck. Impressive load, impressive femcock, but.. enthusiasm 0/10.
Now call me Disney on this.. but where TF is the diversity? Do you know how hard it is to find some decent Indian chicks? Chinese chicks? Korean chicks that arent FULLY clothed and belong to a Kpop band? Even when searching for vanilla porn it's like... do all you Muhfuckers bleach your hair blonde for some reason? Where are the brunettes? Why are there fake redheads all over? WHERE ARE THE SCOTTISH/IRISH CHICKS?!
Today I found something ... HALFWAY INTERESTING! A south african white chick with a channel. (No, not Yolandi) She looked the part, genetically and the accent was nice and it was just GREAT to find something new! (Yeah, I'm jaded. I've been on the internet since birth and I work here) But can we get some more nations pitching in besides Germany, Japan, Russian-speaking nations, Phillipines and America? Maybe I wanna hear a different language in my JOI's.
I want to see the REVERSE of that. A bunch of white guys getting BLACKED by some dark pornstar chicks on a mission to de-colonize his dick.
T-girls. I rather like HALF of them. But how many times.. (if you can relate) do you find one of two things: The trans jerks off and doesnt moan, doesnt seem to enjoy it, just shoots a T-load and goes on about their OnlyFans/Fansly like they're making a paycheck. Impressive load, impressive femcock, but.. enthusiasm 0/10.
Now call me Disney on this.. but where TF is the diversity? Do you know how hard it is to find some decent Indian chicks? Chinese chicks? Korean chicks that arent FULLY clothed and belong to a Kpop band? Even when searching for vanilla porn it's like... do all you Muhfuckers bleach your hair blonde for some reason? Where are the brunettes? Why are there fake redheads all over? WHERE ARE THE SCOTTISH/IRISH CHICKS?!
Today I found something ... HALFWAY INTERESTING! A south african white chick with a channel. (No, not Yolandi) She looked the part, genetically and the accent was nice and it was just GREAT to find something new! (Yeah, I'm jaded. I've been on the internet since birth and I work here) But can we get some more nations pitching in besides Germany, Japan, Russian-speaking nations, Phillipines and America? Maybe I wanna hear a different language in my JOI's.
Doesn't matter which mainstream porn video site. They're all the same. But as of late, ALL of them are pussified. What you say? The DMCA and other you-know-who groups have them running scared. They have become too afraid to allow anything that even remotely might maybe who can say cause them trouble. I'm against certain questionable, and especially illegal content. But they post low quality crap videos from porn suppliers only. They disallow homemade or amateur productions. Not because they're a problem in themselves, but because they're afraid a risky one might slip by them. Their search engines are fraught with red flag terms that in most cases are harmless. They're like a student taking their SATs...with authorities walking the aisles carrying a ruler. Between the often, but not always, correct morality guardians and the DMCA stormtroopers, the online porn industry---in all of its forms---has become a whipped dog hiding in the barn. Ridiculous.
I wish I had the sort of commitment that guy has. I keep trying to compete with him by posting more Angel Constance pics in the Canadian Models Thread, but he keeps kicking my ass with his Andi Land posts.
camera panning up to Joe Vinegar (too many shots of the guy looking at the camera)
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Panting face.
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Panting face.
- Despite it's literal meaning, generally NSFW, typically features eyes rolling up, putting one's tongue out, and double peace signs. Panting has, in fact, almost nothing to do with it.
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*pant pant* (reduplicated onomatopoeia.)
More about porn patrons than porn itself...but Quit Putting Tags Or Titles On Videos That Have Nothing To Do With The Video. Some of you more assholeish perpetrators do it to get more views. Others are just plain lazy or stupid. Others are too young to know any better. A video from 2017 is NOT Vintage for goodness sake. If a guy unloads on her ass, it's NOT a facial. Twenty-somethings who do videos for college cash are NOT MILFs. A girl who is clearly from India or the Indian subcontinent is NOT ebony. And another thing...if you can't speak or type English well enough, get your English friend to do it. I'm tired of reading video titles like, She enjoys the Cum mouth to much for peacock husbnd, or the all-time classic, Young blond likes making sex postions available for Cum party. It's stupid. I get the translation thing. So...translate it correctly. You read like a fucking exchange student.
Guys not letting the girl doing her job - and girls not doing the job right:
1) When guys recieving a blowjob and finnish themselves of by wanking because they can't resist the pressure and can't give up control
2) Women not blowing the dick but just performing a handjob with the cock in their mouth
1) When guys recieving a blowjob and finnish themselves of by wanking because they can't resist the pressure and can't give up control
2) Women not blowing the dick but just performing a handjob with the cock in their mouth
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I'd like to see this movie.
Well, the teaser is playing right now on the porn video site of your choice, in glorious 360ip.
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