Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[RichardNailder]

When I signal to my fucking camera man four fucking times to get the fuck out of the other camera man's picture and the stupid fucker doesn't catch on.

You have any idea how hard it is to maintain an erection when you want to kill someone?

 

[hopsin]

Spotty/acne arses
When a girl doesnt actually move (at least do some reverse cowgirl moves)
Really obvious fake orgasms
Going from really loud to really quiet - I am trying to listen through headphones so my whole family cannot hear, and then the girl randomly screams so loud that people can hear the porn even with headphones on!
Too large/saggy tits
Too much makeup

 

[chingon7]

Straight out Anal like watching DP's and Gangbangs but dont like when its just an anal scene call me weird but that shit turns me off.

 

[Maggie Green]

When they show the guy's hairy hairy ass too much! Guys in porn need to take care of that shit.

 

[andy42s]

Not to sound racist, but black guys doing chicks. I'm not black, so it makes it impossible to pretend it's me.

Also, big nasty fake tits. I'd rather look at tiny little bug-bite A cups than ridiculously large, crooked, lopsided scarred up tits any day. Disgusting. Also lip (on the face) implants...WTF?

And anal

 

[lofotodden]

Shemale
Old Womans
Fat Girls with small tits
Hairy women
Gay

 

[Dr. Roche Fucer]

Whenever I get the camera position where I see more of the ass of the male performer than I see of the pussy of the female performer. I also wish not to see guys going down on the girls. Basically anything where the focus lies more on the male than on the female.

 

[usman19]

quite a few things actually :-

1) specific position only scenes ie blowjob only - Hate them to be honest where the whole scene is just giving a blowjob to how ever many guys etc. I like a variation where all the moves are tried out.

2)Not getting fully naked - I like it when the girl is fully stripped naked and doing it. Don't like what some do which are maybe take their pants off or move their knickers to 1 side and maybe just pull their tits out of their bra and just carry on fucking. Don't mind it starting like that but gradually i like the full strip.

3)Jumping to specific parts - In other words i don't like it when they for example start doing 1 thing and then out of the blue all of a sudden they do another position. I like to see the transition etc of the girl stopping and lining up to do something else, not like Jump from A to C without showing the B part, if that makes sense.

 

[tighttightbumfruits]

A short list (In no particular order)

1. That pale yellow liquid* that sometimes oozes out of the girls asshole after the guy pulls his cock out.
2. When the girl has boogers up her nose during a POV cumshot (or at any time during the scene for that matter). It's like seriously? You've had the foresight to have your asshole bleached but somehow neglected to blow your nose?
3. The next one is split into two categories;
a) When the camera guy thinks it's okay to talk during the scene, I mean, on one level it ruins the atmosphere, but on another, more personal level it also seems to be the case that the kind of guy who thinks it's okay to talk shit during a scene is also the kind of guy that I'd like to put in an industrial meat blender, feet first.
b) Hearing preston parker's voice during the scene. Usually I don't mind hearing a guy talk to the girl he's about to fuck and cover with cum, Brandon Iron for example does a great job of that, but I just hate preston's soft, nasal fuck-wit voice, it goes through me and I have to mute it. I don't care how impressive your cumshots are, it's a turnoff and I hate it.
4. When you don't see the girl swallow, despite the fact that the cum is in her mouth and the title of the movie implies that cum will be swallowed.
5. Bad teeth (crooked or discoloured).
6. Gratuitous shots of the guy during the scene, I mean, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I don't watch porn to see two people make love, i watch porn because I want to see a hot chick get the shit fucked out of her.**
7. A close up shot of the guy's face as he's coming. I love facial pop shots and seeing the guy cumin just totally takes me out of it.
8. Surgery scars and
9. Bad boob/lip jobs - for example Lisa Ann and Angelina Valentine.
10. When hot black/brunette haired chicks go blonde for no reason.
11. Untreated assholes, By that I mean; Unshaven, hemorrhoidal, basically anything that isn't a nice, clean, fuckable, tight hole.
12. When the girls eyes go all bloodshot and horrible during bukkake.


*it's not semen, I can only imagine it's a mixture of lube, pre-cum and watered down faecal matter that didn't make it out during the pre-scene douching...
** not literally of course, because as i have highlighted in article 1 in this list, that is one of my major turn-offs.

 

[blindedinchains]

over the top, ridiculous dirty talk...

 

[vodkazvictim]

A

I LOVE your name.


What ruins porn for me? When the girl survives.

 

[SilverBlade]

- japanese women in porn all sound like they are getting murdered or are going through intense pain. How is that sexy? IT IS NOT.
- The camera man SHOULD NOT TALK. Whatsoever. Let the girl do her thing.
- Girls are the stars, not the guys. The cameraman should pay more attention to the girls and VERY little attention on the guys
- ANY sort if male whatsoever. If I see a guy - I stop the video and move on.
- All of the over-the-top dirty talk. I doubt it'll fly in the 'real world'.
- Fake orgasms. Just stop it...
- Over-the-top moaning. It sound un-natural and forced
- going from fully clothed to completely naked in 2 seconds flat. I want to see them strip, I do not like when they jump scenes
- They show the ass first way too much. It honestly becomes boring and uncreative.
- Obvious faked 'scenes'.
- If there's a lesbian scene and a guy joins in. NO LONGER LESBIAN. I switch videos..
- porn-themed music. I'd rather just hear the girls..not the music..
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[Wetpussycatsinheat]

Spitting /horking on pussys. What kind of wetness is that?!

 

[JasonCook78]

Mick Blue's Face, it freaks me the fuck out!!!

He makes fucked up faces during scenes, then I would go "What the Fuck!" look at James Deen he doesn't make fucked up faces in all this scenes.

OG Mudbone I cannot stand him!! His attitude/persona is fucking annoying!!!



That's about it.

 

[CaptBrandon]

I have several. I mean it is kinda oddball for me: I'm a Caucasian dude; mostly of Scottish-American descent. And namely ALL is cool with me. DO ya get what I mean? Those of us fellow human beign wise making love/fucking/group sex or all whatever is totally cool with me. I mean when I actually DO watch an adult scene online I'm fairly easily pleased. That goes respectfully without saying.

Now for that I mean: There is a fairly attractive couple, namely the gal of course, and they are gonna fuck/make love in several positions and end up with a cumshot (hopefully).

BUT these things are an immdiate turn off for me:

The usual alpha-male abusage of the young ladies that all too sadly goes on these days. C'mon guys! And all adult film makers/actors/producers in general. This is supposed to be fairly healthy jack-off/fantasy material. We DO NOT need to see contantly degradeful name-calling & slapping. Let us all remain fairly leve-headed and not overtly insane now, okay? PLEASE stop the spitting, drooling on the cocks too. Leave the ladies alone and respect them for the seveal minutes or little while that you'll both or all be fucking, okay? Stuff like *************** and GhettoGaggers are an IMMEDIATE turn-off. Not even joking there.

And yes Max Hardcore & shit, too.

For the most part I don't mind the guys fuckin' the ladies single or in a couple/group. However, these guys especially get on my nerves. They are the following on my pretty much current "not to watch fuck a gal" scene as of today:

Ron "hedgehog" Jeremy. Ugh. He has performed pretty much the EXACT scene since the late '90s: The left-hand holds the base of his cock to maintain a pathetically half-limp erection of his cock and then he says the same boring painfully unfunny shit out "Oh is it Kosher?" and "oh let's play a game of shoot the sherbert, drian the main vain; hide the salami", ect. So sorry but he's ruined some of the legendary gang bangs as well too (such as Jamin St. Claire's superior one and Annabelle Chong) with his bad stand-up too. And he's gained two more pants sizes over the years. Look at his belly now (or better yet, don't). He sucks. So sorry but I never got the whole Ron Jeremy thing anyway.

Mark Davis: Again not a bad dude, as I like some of the BDSM gals that he shoots like Cherry Torn (I LOVE short hair on gals). But yeah he has left himself go & basically turned into a Ron Jeremy tribute act. Also I don't like his 'fuck style', but that is okay that others are into him.

Rocco Siffredi: It depends. His Batman in Montreal I still own on DVD and is one of the hottest in-Montreal-francophonic-Canadian fuck gal things ever next to this one hot obscure gal that I found online for two whole scenes, but I HATE his rough style fucking. Sorry to his fans. He sweats (much like Ron & Mark does) WAY TOO DAMN much and I loathe whenever he makes the gal's toss his salad (tongue his asshole). Blah. I hope that he showered twice those days, like when Rebecca Lord tongue his asshole as he just plots down and seemingly makes them, ect. And yeah his sweating & accent bothers me. Again to each their own. Just not my bag, baby.

 

[CaptBrandon]

Also a nice repost that I agree with: "The porn directors and producers need to stop treating women as "whores" but treat them as actresses. Women need to start carrying themselves as actresses. It is OKAY to respect porn and the people that make it. Maybe if people who created porn respected it more we would get better product. Why is it there's more ~heat~ between complete amateurs in some clip on a tube site than a lot of mainstream porn today? Denmark is rotten (so to speak) and it needs to be fixed!"

Also basically like many I loathe any sorts of:

* Spitting on cocks or pussies.
* Calling the femmes VERY degrading names such as: cock whore, fuckin' prostitute, cum guzzler, fuck hole, whore. ect.

* The average "gentleman" in relaity porn website shoots -- all of'em rather it is the U.S. or Canada here or Great Britain abroad -- lookin' like they just got through doin' some serious jail time of having 12-to-18 months of their lives taken away in a racially divided county jail; heavily tattooed and not even getting the girl wet/lubbed automatically start fingering them with bad fingernails that need to be trimmed the night before; shove hands or cocks in there real quick to try to hurt them, ect. Anal with no lube dispite the fact that it should be provided for the shoot, ect. I mean c'mon modern adult film makers: Stupid ruining porn now, okay? You're surrounded by hard bodies and live in greater L.A. fairly clean condos with pools & such. you can make better products if ya try, too.

Gals whom let themselves go. There are like four gamhos (their own words to describe three of themselves; NOT mine so please no complaints, okay?) on MyFreeCams whom are largely sedentary lifestyle and now become Ruben-esqie chunky monkies. I believe two of the girls are on most minds if you're a MyFreeCams regular every few weeks surfer, but some like SpexyAshleigh has ruined it by having ant-guy personalities and such. Also many are sedentary and gain weight when their faces can hold the new weight nicely as well as the middle of them, for the most part, but c'mon ladies: Cut out some of that junk food and do four or five healthier thigns a week! I mean I'm a fairly open-minded lad but back flab on your backside & flabby arms both sides is not sexy if your normal stature or smaller & more naturally petite. This isn't meant as disrespect. I use to go to MFCs more often but now, the seven gals that I used to viist are either not online most hours, beg too hard for tips, argue with us when they should just ban quickly & ignore the drama and want us to follow them on Twitter or some other pointless social networkin' site, ect. I mean that is cool but c'mon ladies: Work on your bodies now, okay? You can cut out the junk food and begin working out fifty minutes a day. Get up earlier. You all can do it! We respect you & have faith in you, okay?

 

[CaptBrandon]

Meh, surprised there aren't most posts in here already. The industry can (sadly) get QUITe degrading these days & hyper annoying, too.

 

[darthtexan]

Excessive Cumplay - you know, when the girl takes the cum out of her mouth and plays with it in her hand. Absolutely disgusting. London Keyes does this all the time and it totally ruins her scenes for me. What kills me is that she would be one of my favorites if she wasnt doing the cumplay. Jessica Bangkok does it too and she would be one of my favorites too. Asa Akira does it also.

 

[CaptBrandon]

Excessive Cumplay - you know, when the girl takes the cum out of her mouth and plays with it in her hand. Absolutely disgusting. London Keyes does this all the time and it totally ruins her scenes for me. What kills me is that she would be one of my favorites if she wasnt doing the cumplay. Jessica Bangkok does it too and she would be one of my favorites too. Asa Akira does it also.

Yeah indeed: playin' with the delightfully aported baby juice is fucked up & nasty. They need to either swallow their lunch/protein shake or rub it on their tits or stomach or ass or whatnot. Cum play is oddly nasty, indeed.

 

[Toleko]

- Non-Gonzo (story and stuff, give me the action)
- Softcore
- Scat and piss
- Vomit
- Old guys
- Extremely hairy pussies (love an abundance of pubic hair but not too extreme)
- Fat girls
- Ugly girls

Everything else is fine... even to the extreme