Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[brc74]

I have to admit that I'm suprised to see quite a few expressing their dislike for pussy eating in porn. That's one of my favorite parts.
As long as the man doesn't spit all over it.

 

[LilBoy]

Scat. Latex. Pain.

 

[joop6177]

A cock

 

[Isendriel]

When The guy treating the girl like shit or brutal violence.

 

[Nester6]

Anal, piercings and tattos on female performers.

 

[The Boss]

Shit, piss, blood, throwing up, anything that involves a toilet and a toiletseat, femdom, protruded assholes, way too long pussyeating and of course shots of a guys face in a scene when he cums to make it look 'artistic' !!!

I didn't mention kiddie porn, faggot porno, animals and such sick shit as I never looked at that so it wasn't a consideration but it stands to reason that THAT is a big ass turn off too of course.

 

[METAL HEAD]

seeing another man's asshole and balls and hair while doing any female analy. that just makes me want too vomitt for real total turn off for me it's been bugging me lately!!!

 

[The Boss]

Oh shit, how could I forget.....another mans asshole is a direct turn off also !!

 

[amale]

I love to see passionate sex
one man and one female


lot of noise and love and kiss
and fucking hard
but its not found on any disks today

 

[BigVince]

Great thread. Shows that turn-ons for some people only cause spontaneous vomiting in others.

A few things that shave my buzz:

girls doing guys
shots of a girl's "rosebud" asshole (close-ups are especially barf-inducing)
trannies (especially when "lady-boys" get posted in Asian categories)

Last, but not least, "Brazilian Fart Porn". WTF? How is that anything but an erection killer?

 

[kuruption]

When Lee Stone starts picking up women with one arm and turns them sideways and upside down. Ok Lee I get it, you're on steroids just stick to the script.

 

[pussman]

Well, easy thing to say is too much hair and weird looking dicks. But it is more complex. Steroid pigs, looking more like a day at the gym more than making love is annoying. No connection between the actors are boring.

Ugly looking sets, ranging from poor hotels to butt-ugly matts and what-not. I mean come-on, this is fantasy, If I want to see ugly looking rooms, I got one right here behind me!
I really hate it when one girl is perhaps posing, stripping, rubbing it, then suddenly out comes 2 weird looking guys, looking like they just got out from doing serious jail-time, tatoos and all, violating "my" sweet looking video-dream-girl.

Weird cutting and angle changes, too much zoom use.
It annoys me when suddenly the bra or the panties is gone, when did that happen, I want to see that.
It annoys me completly that I seldom get to see the penis dick entering the "lovegrotto" the first time, but suddenly they are getting at it, I mean, how about savouring the moment?
I would love too see the girl perhaps is wet even before they go at it (but I guess they are not, Its another day at work).

Also annoying is blowjobs, when the guy suddenly pulls out, then he himself whacks it off, for a minute or two, until he lay it on the tounge or whatever, I mean, who does that? If I got to choose between my favourite porn-stars sweet lips and my own hand, haha! Oh, and fake-looking cum, looking like cake-icing... And the ladies, swallow more please

 

[smokeythebandit]

Ya I gotta admit this one bothers me also

I don't like it when the woman is wearing tennis shoes and socks and doesn't take them off. With stilettos and and stuff it's okay but seriously, take the fucking runners and socks off.

 

[NavyBlue]

when the fucking camera guy starts filming the guy when he stands with a stupid grin on his face..

^This. I absolutely hate camera focusing on guy's face at any point during the intercourse. Most of the time they have that shit eating grin that I can't stand. I also hate it when the camera is at an angle where I only see arms and legs and not the important part.

I also hate the following in a porn flick:
Fake boobs (especially when you can see the scars.. yikes)
Flappy stomach
Stretch marks
Wrinkles (I only watch teen or 20something girls.. no MILF whatsoever)
Anal (just a little is ok but some are overdoing it)
Looong conversation before sex (like that's why we watch the film)
Ugly chicks (no matter how hot her body is that turns me off pronto)
Small dicks/soft dicks (Mostly exists in Asian flicks..like how the hell they got this job if they can't even get hard for the camera)
Peeing DURING sex (some girls cannot control their bladder during sex.. not my thing)
Lack of positions (Not a big fan of doggie style so if the girl spends too much time with her back to the camera then no thanks)

BTW this is my first post. Nice to be on a forum where most of the topics are forbidden in most of the forums I visit.

Edit oh yeah forgot this:

Women gagging on cock.

Serious I hate hate HATE porn stars making those disgusting gagging sounds when doing BJ. I prefer they doing long strokes with their mouth and covering the dick in their saliva. I don't like guys putting hands in the back of those ladies' head and shoving them in and out either. Just lady doing long, slow, sexy strokes with her mouth that's what BJ is all about.

 

[douglaskuato]

anything where the dude touches his own jizz

 

[ChefChiTown]

Women...EEEEEWWW!!! :throwup:

 

[NOB_16]

when they put the camera on the the guys face

 

[NavyBlue]

seeing another man's asshole and balls and hair while doing any female analy. that just makes me want too vomitt for real total turn off for me it's been bugging me lately!!!

Definitely. I think it's gross and disgusting to see girls fucking guys or putting stuff in their asshole, or guys raising their legs and you can see the hairy balls and assholes. I'd vomit a little in my mouth every time I see that. Porns should be all about beautiful girls getting fucked by a guy who's face is not shown majority of the time, just his dick going in and out of her wet hole. For me that's enough don't need any sick shit.

 

[Galactic]

Girls that obviously are not into it, but yell, scream and shriek so loudly that it takes away from the enjoyment of the scene. If I am sitting there wishing to hell that she would just shut up, the scene has been ruined. I'm all for enthusiasm, but Christ, to a point, you know?

 

[METAL HEAD]

a chick doing over 2 guy's