Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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yea there's some chicks that were on my hot list but see them doing a photos or videos on a toilet wtf. How is that meant to be sexy for that I don't wanna see any more of them.
1. Women wearing neon-colored clothings like green underwear or pink skirts.
2. I don´t know how to explain it, but I don´t like those narrating from offscreen when a guy is babbling about how he met this girl he´s fucking right now like "Oh I want to marry her one day"
2. I don´t know how to explain it, but I don´t like those narrating from offscreen when a guy is babbling about how he met this girl he´s fucking right now like "Oh I want to marry her one day"
I'd have to say when guys treat girls like crap, or girls gagging on cocks. Also, I hate that shot in a lot of porn where you can see the guys asshole. That is fucking gross.
But then the usual stuff - girls smiling at the camera with a dick in them. Nothing looks more staged than that. Big fake tits, girls that talk dirty during sex, and the over-the-top screamers. Also when a girl wears a skirt/shirt up around their waist to hide the fact that they're heavier. Just love what you are, we wouldn't be watching your porn if we didn't like your body.
But then the usual stuff - girls smiling at the camera with a dick in them. Nothing looks more staged than that. Big fake tits, girls that talk dirty during sex, and the over-the-top screamers. Also when a girl wears a skirt/shirt up around their waist to hide the fact that they're heavier. Just love what you are, we wouldn't be watching your porn if we didn't like your body.
Socks, especially f*cked up looking socks like in this gallery. I don't mind stockings but socks have to come off.
http://princessblueyez.com/hosted/gal/colorful_little_teen_legspreading_whore/589865
Bald headed or women with their heads shaved!! Shaved beaver YES!! Shaved head NO!!!
http://ddfcash.com/PROMO/1bd/pics/50044_babe1/?nats=free:DDFCash:obd
http://princessblueyez.com/hosted/gal/colorful_little_teen_legspreading_whore/589865
Bald headed or women with their heads shaved!! Shaved beaver YES!! Shaved head NO!!!
http://ddfcash.com/PROMO/1bd/pics/50044_babe1/?nats=free:DDFCash:obd
Yeah, I hate that sh*t too. I was watching a clip where Georgia Peach was getting it good and the dude was slapping her, total boner killer.
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Really hot girls getting naked, ewwwwww!!!
2 things. One is a common plot point and the other was a quote was a porn actor in a Skinemax half-hour porn show called Co-ed Confidental 2: Sophomores. So first the plot point: you're watching a porno and you see a guy character who has 2 colored spiky hair, multiple tattoos, a couple of piercings and is muscular (who definitely looks like the kind of guy you never want to take home to meet your parents) and you just know by the end of the film he's going to boink the entire female cast as soon as you see him. You ever notice how when you see that character and you know he's going to do what I explained that it just turns you off instantly right there? It certainly does me.
Second thing, it was something porn actor Kevin Patrick said on Co-ed Confidential 2: Sophomores. So his character James is running for class president and his speech went something like this, "I never ran for office, I'm not going to do anything if I get elected...but for just once in your life do NOT vote with your heart, do NOT vote with your mind or vote with your gut. All I ask is that you vote with your crotch." Gorram that was horrible and turned me off instantly. Saddest part about that is how so many Hollywood men (and non-Hollywood men) believe in that character's speech when it comes to getting women as if it were Holy Bible scripture or a mantra given by a great leader or something. Makes me feel sad some. Out!
Second thing, it was something porn actor Kevin Patrick said on Co-ed Confidential 2: Sophomores. So his character James is running for class president and his speech went something like this, "I never ran for office, I'm not going to do anything if I get elected...but for just once in your life do NOT vote with your heart, do NOT vote with your mind or vote with your gut. All I ask is that you vote with your crotch." Gorram that was horrible and turned me off instantly. Saddest part about that is how so many Hollywood men (and non-Hollywood men) believe in that character's speech when it comes to getting women as if it were Holy Bible scripture or a mantra given by a great leader or something. Makes me feel sad some. Out!
Too many to list as I'm more into the one on one, traditional porn scene.
The biggest problems with those is when the director thinks that the guy in the scene should have more screen time than the woman. I don't need close up facial shots of the guy while he's doing his thing. Bellow and between the legs perspective of penetration, or any zoomed in penetration that lasts several minutes is annoying as hell. The woman should be the focus of the scene, with whatever minuscule shots of the guy are needed. POV tends to remedy much of this, but isn't always that great.
Other than that I skip films where the guy acts like a drunk frat boy. The woman is being paid to have sex with you, she's not there because you are some super stud. The gonzo stuff (Bang Bros, etc.) is the worst when it comes to this. The director doesn't need to comment, and the guy in the scene doesn't need to pose for the camera and talk to his buddies who are cheering him on.
If you can't direct a porn movie you have no business touching a camera of any type. Any chump can hold a movie camera and press record.
The biggest problems with those is when the director thinks that the guy in the scene should have more screen time than the woman. I don't need close up facial shots of the guy while he's doing his thing. Bellow and between the legs perspective of penetration, or any zoomed in penetration that lasts several minutes is annoying as hell. The woman should be the focus of the scene, with whatever minuscule shots of the guy are needed. POV tends to remedy much of this, but isn't always that great.
Other than that I skip films where the guy acts like a drunk frat boy. The woman is being paid to have sex with you, she's not there because you are some super stud. The gonzo stuff (Bang Bros, etc.) is the worst when it comes to this. The director doesn't need to comment, and the guy in the scene doesn't need to pose for the camera and talk to his buddies who are cheering him on.
If you can't direct a porn movie you have no business touching a camera of any type. Any chump can hold a movie camera and press record.
A lot of shit. Where do I start?
Fake boobs; especially the ones where you can see the scars.
Girls with hairy pussies and ass holes.
Anal fucking
Pimples
Bondage
Double penetrations
dildos
Girls with pale white skin or albinos
Lesbians
Deepthroating
spanking
Ghetto booties
Huge tits
fat girls
Fake boobs; especially the ones where you can see the scars.
Girls with hairy pussies and ass holes.
Anal fucking
Pimples
Bondage
Double penetrations
dildos
Girls with pale white skin or albinos
Lesbians
Deepthroating
spanking
Ghetto booties
Huge tits
fat girls
Brightly colored big panties
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Especially ones with characters on them
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