There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

[boatmonkey69]

One legged asian chicks,singing show tunes,with an eye patch

 

[PirateKing]

But that has always been your problem PK, you can never see the big picture.

I see your point BB. Why not go further? Sterile, blind, and vomiting albino midget nuns doing scat on heroin! Brilliant!

 

[sporty_carr]

Not if we blackmail him. We have his bestiality tape remember?

No.....I have his bestiality tape remember? You do the work....my name is added at the end. :thefinger

S_C you're such a n00b! When you're dealing with little people, you always wear steel toed boots to kick away and angry midgets coming your way and you must carry a wooden or metal bat on your person at all times to swing wildly if you're suddenly swarmed by the little bastards.

You don't go into a cock fight cold, otherwise you'll shrivel and die without any hope of getting any good whacks in.

You're not even going to ask about my right testicle are you? :crying:

 

[sporty_carr]

One legged asian chicks,singing show tunes,with an eye patch

Talk to Pirate King....he's directing all this shit.

 

[PirateKing]

One legged asian chicks,singing show tunes,with an eye patch

Of course! More pirate porn? Why didn't I think of that? I am the pirate king after all. Throw in a parrot and you got yourself a quality porno.

 

[sporty_carr]

Of course! More pirate porn? Why didn't I think of that? I am the pirate king after all. Throw in a parrot and you got yourself a quality porno.

4 words......Leashed.Quacking.Pirate.Hookers.

 

[larss]

Of course! More pirate porn? Why didn't I think of that? I am the pirate king after all. Throw in a parrot and you got yourself a quality porno.

 

[sporty_carr]

Kimberly!?!?

I thought I meant something to you.

 

[PirateKing]

4 words......Leashed.Quacking.Pirate.Hookers.

Keywords:

pirate
midget
hooker
albino
nun
parrot
leashed
quacking
scat
heroin

We could make several movies using these variations.

 

[sporty_carr]

Keywords:

pirate
midget
hooker
albino
nun
parrot
leashed
quacking
scat
heroin
snails
tennis balls

We could make several movies using these variations.

Fixed.

 

[mrtrebus]

Daleks
http://www.terazfilms.co.uk/xploited-cinema/trailer-ABD.html

 

[sporty_carr]

Daleks
http://www.terazfilms.co.uk/xploited-cinema/trailer-ABD.html

I'm afraid PK, BB, and my production company are going to have to wait awhile before we make a remake of that film....the budget for the special effects will be too high.

No, wait....perhaps we CAN make some believable Daleks. We could put some midgets in trash cans on roller skates to cut budget costs. Brilliant!

 

[Bonezstorm]

I want/need more Lesbian orgies in porn

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Big floppy donkey dick

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Nothing particularly missing.

 

[roronoa3000]

Furries

 

[pornophile]

I would like to see more public sex/flashing from the US side, not the Euro side anymore. I just find it very exhilirating to see a woman getting fucked out in the open with cars and people passing by, even if for a brief moment before they have to move to another area. Or another example I once saw this vid of a woman who walked around the streets in nothing but bodypaint, and it was pretty obvious it was bodypaint. I believe it was Susana Spears

 

[alexpnz]

Farting :thumbsup:

 

[Icewater Jones]

There's not enough real lez scenes. I'm talking passionate, hot girl-girl action. I'm tired of chicks with their makeup still perfect and their hair still nice after the scene. Let's get em butt naked, sweaty, and without 106 toys and machinery in the scene.

 

[kewlio65]

Pretty good the way it is. What I like is out and there, so I am satisfied. You can always find something out there to entertain yourself, just gotta know where to look. Though something that would be cool would be dinosaur porn. Two dinosaurs getting it on, nobody would have seen that before.