PirateKing
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Forgot to mention Albinos. Where are all the Albinos?
There just ain't enough _________ in porn!
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PirateKing
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Midget Albino nuns doing scat. Now THERES a porno....
Fixed.
I'd buy it, or at least download it . . . or watch it on a "tube" site.
Or not. :dunno:
PirateKing
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Why wait for someone else to make it. You and I could direct it.Fixed.
I'd buy it, or at least download it . . . or watch it on a "tube" site.
Or not. :dunno:
Hell, all we need is an albino midget. Just get her hooked on H and feces, dress her up as a nun, then start rolling the camera.
More men forced to quack like ducks while on leashes.
Two! Two! Midgets hooked on H dressed as nuns gargling shit! I'm not missing the opportunity to sit in my underpants in my room whilst eating Camembert, laughing like a god amongst its creation while watching this work of genius.
But you do most of the work though, I'll just put my name on it at the end.
God damn what a genius I am!
PirateKing
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Let's direct that too. We don't have to sit idly by. Lets make these visions a reality. We could win the Sundance award.
You don't want to be the male lead?
I would, if I were an albino midget. Do we have to go over this again PK or are we going to have to call this off?
Midget ON midget action. Not midget on midget penis action.
Get it right!!!
PirateKing
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2 albino midgets? That gonna be difficult to make happen. We might have to do some unethical genetic engineering.
No, no, I'm afraid you misunderstood me. I'm saying there needs to be more! I got the idea from a video mrtrebus is looking for....there are some in existence. But, perhaps you are right. We could make a remake of the leashed quacking duck man. Hollywood's all about the remakes now....why not the porn industry? At the very least, mrtrebus will buy it.
You do all the work though....and I'll put my name on it at the end.
Just find two 'regular' midgets and dip them in a vat of extra strength bleach or strong acid a couple of times.
Don't worry they're small, they can't fight back.
PirateKing
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Or i could cut you out completely and rake in all the profits. :thefinger
PirateKing
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Well I copyrighted my post before that. I can sue you now for infringement.You're too late....I already copyrighted my post.
impdaddyBULLSHIT!!!! You ever tried to ward off a family full of angry midgets?!? I'm lucky my left testicle is still intact! :eek:
Well I copyrighted my post before that. I can sue you now for infringement.
Well....I stole the idea from mrtrebus so he can sue both of our sorry asses. :dunno:
PirateKing
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I was thinking more along the lines of heavy makeup and peroxide, but your idea is just as good.
Not if we blackmail him. We have his bestiality tape remember?
S_C you're such a n00b! When you're dealing with little people, you always wear steel toed boots to kick away and angry midgets coming your way and you must carry a wooden or metal bat on your person at all times to swing wildly if you're suddenly swarmed by the little bastards.
You don't go into a cock fight cold, otherwise you'll shrivel and die without any hope of getting any good whacks in.
But that has always been your problem PK, you can never see the big picture.
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