The WTF? - Files..

[jdb67]

Case no:20062006/1

Soccer fan tries to trade mum for ticket
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=107153

Case note: She'd want to be a MILF!!!

Case no: 20062006/2

Planetary alignment may upset World Cup and Indian government
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=107156

Case note: My Astrologer warmed me that this would happen!!...

 

[tunsty]

Case no:20062006/1

Soccer fan tries to trade mum for ticket
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=107153

Case note: She'd want to be a MILF!!!

Case no: 20062006/2

Planetary alignment may upset World Cup and Indian government
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=107156

Case note: My Astrologer warmed me that this would happen!!...

Case no: 19062006/03 - jdb67 creates 'files from the future' lol

case note: can you give me saturday's lotto numbers??:bowdown:


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Case no: 19062006/04 - Mysterious messages appearing in US city pavements.
http://www.ksdk.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=96644


case note: I've got my tinfoil hat...just in case

 

[Red Spyder]

Case no. 20062006/1

Cheerleaders imprisoned
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11400794/

Case note: any of you guys want to volunteer for a little rescue mission to North Korea?

 

[jdb67]

Case no: 19062006/03 - jdb67 creates 'files from the future' lol

case note: can you give me saturday's lotto numbers??:bowdown:

Hahahaha!!!!... We are 15-16 hrs ahead of you in ole Blighty!!...

 

[tunsty]

Whaaaa??


Are you suggesting that the earth might be round?

case no: 20062006/04 - Earth is rou... oh never mind

 

[tunsty]

Case no: 22062006/01 Nuns have 'immaculate conception' insurance withdrawn

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/5105946.stm?bbnews


conclusion: I suppose they were afraid of getting 'banged-up' by a third party, who would steal their virginity and send them into the flames of hell.

:angels:

 

[tunsty]

Case no: 24062006/01 - Man has had erection for ten years.

http://ww2.wpri.com/Global/story.asp?S=5071509

case note: on the plus side - he's never ever rolled out of bed...and his wife never stops smiling.

 

[D-rock]

case note: on the plus side - he's never ever rolled out of bed...and his wife never stops smiling.

On the minus side he knocks things over all the time and has to be careful when he zips up so it evens out.

 

[tunsty]

On the minus side he knocks things over all the time and has to be careful when he zips up so it evens out.

..and his wife has somewhere to hang her towels.

 

[tunsty]

Case no: 26062006/01: Village People - Once banned in Russia for being 'too violent'

Also banned were..

The Clash - "punk and violence".
Talking Heads - "myth of the Soviet military threat".
Pink Floyd - "distortion of Soviet foreign policy".

http://news.scotsman.com/entertainment.cfm?id=928272006.



Best Quote: Chas Smash of Madness last night joked that the band's top ten hit 'Baggy Trousers' was really about
"a scheme to smuggle out of the USSR as many dissidents as possible hidden in the trousers of sympathetic Cossacks".


case note: The Kremlin are due to release songs by these artists on a compilation album
' NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL COMMUNISM VOL 34'

 

[tunsty]

Case no: 29062006/01

Lightbulb removed form prisoner's anus - http://uk.news.yahoo.com/29062006/80-132/operation-remove-light-bulb-inmate-s-anus.html


Case comment: There was light at the end of the tunnel.


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Case no: 29062006/02 - Well-respected doctor found naked and wanking on a letterbox.

http://www.ntnews.news.com.au/printpage/0,5942,19619320,00.html

Best quote: Warrier's problems began after he was "the last man standing" after a wild night out with fellow doctors on December 10 last year.

Comment: 'YOU'VE GOT MALE'

 

[tunsty]

Case No: 04072006/01 - Car hits Horse, another car hits Horse, car rolls over, ambulance hits moose....eh?

http://wluctv6.com/Global/story.asp?S=5109248


Case note: Dr Dolittle seen fleeing the area.

 

[4G63]

Case No: 04072006/01 - Car hits Horse, another car hits Horse, car rolls over, ambulance hits moose....eh?
http://wluctv6.com/Global/story.asp?S=5109248

"However---and this is where the incident becomes almost hard to believe"

All good news story's contain this phrase.

 

[4G63]

Beer baron Coors loses license for DUI:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060715/ap_on_re_us/coors_dui

Is he ever sober?

 

[tunsty]

case no: 17072006/01 - Masturbate-a-thon 2006

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1823111,00.html


Comment - last man standing

 

[Civickiller80]

case no: 17072006/01 - Masturbate-a-thon 2006

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1823111,00.html


Comment - last man standing

LMAO...:ban:

 

[tunsty]

Case no: 19072006/01

Nude man beats car with pigeon - http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060718-052749-4165r

comment: I've heard of wife-beaters, but never car-beaters involving pigeons...coo !




Case no: 19072006/02

Man urinates in beer section of store - http://www.miaminewsrecord.com/articles/2006/07/17/news/news2.txt


Comment: perhaps he was just recycling the beer!

 

[member006]

case no: 17072006/01 - Masturbate-a-thon 2006

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1823111,00.html


Comment - last man standing

:rofl:

FYI , the penis pic on there would make a cute avatar.

 

[tunsty]

The bacon Martini...yuk
http://www.flickr.com/photos/smull/146708669/

 

[drdeath67]

The bacon Martini...yuk
http://www.flickr.com/photos/smull/146708669/

EWWWWWWWWWW!