You shouldnt be keeping your thread in a container like that, it should go in a little box that you can fit snugly into a small cupboard. If you dont you know what happens? You loose your thread and then when you want to sew something you cant find any thread to use so you frantically start de-threadding old underwear just to sew up you split trousers but then you cant thread the needle so you try and you try and the whole thing becomes terribly frustrateing until you want to explode with rage and you throw everything against the wall and your strutting around your house fumeing at the world and punching brick walls to feel the sweet sweet pain.
You finally calm down and you go to sit down on the couch and you sit on the needle, at that vey moment you storm out to your car go to the nearest tall building and trow a small child off from the top, you then go home masterbate and fall asleep in a pool of your own vomit and semen.
The next morning you shit, shower and shave and carry on with your life.
