The Worst Thread Ever...

[hos]

 

[tunsty]

I'm busting at the seams because that was so funny!

At least it didn't needle you..

 

[Spleen]

Tunsty is just stringing us along...

 

[ChefChiTown]

Tunsty is just stringing us along...

You've certainly got him pinned.

 

[tunsty]

I think weave come to the end of the gags now...

 

[Spleen]

and sew this is how it ends?

 

[BlueBalls]

This is thread bare.

 

[tunsty]

knot necessarily.. but I won't twine about it. :tongue:

 

[Spleen]

I see quite a few people have cotton to this foolishness...

 

[ChefChiTown]

We are a KNIT-picky bunch.

 

[BlueBalls]

Lets not blow string up each others asses.

 

[Spleen]

Can we just tie an end in this now?

 

[ChefChiTown]

I'd rather knot.

 

[Spleen]

I'm starting to see a pattern in this

 

[Torre82]

If I had my way this whole thread would be at the whim of the edit button as I make alterations to all the posts that only make a thimble full of damned sense!

I'll baste and press your posts in a seamingly unending stream of my zipper-sauce in a way you knits have never seen before! ahem, hem.. I'm sorry for my attack on yourselvedges. I dont mean to whine like some pop Singer. I submit to your attacks on my person, I am your pincushion.

 

[tunsty]

If I had my way this whole thread would be at the whim of the edit button as I make alterations to all the posts that only make a thimble full of damned sense!

I'll baste and press your posts in a seamingly unending stream of my zipper-sauce in a way you knits have never seen before! ahem, hem.. I'm sorry for my attack on yourselvedges. I dont mean to whine like some pop Singer. I submit to your attacks on my person, I am your pincushion.

^^ The guy's gone nuts..


TIME THIS THREAD WAS CLOTHED !

 

[Spleen]

^ Yep, this thread is starting to to unravel.

 

[BlueBalls]

You do a line and i'll do a line, honey
You do a line and i'll do a line, babe
You do a line and i'll do a line,
we'll fight an' screw 'til mornin' time,
Honey, baby, mine.

You snort 'cain and i'll snort 'cain, honey
You snort 'cain and i'll snort 'cain, babe
You snort 'cain and i'll snort 'cain
we'll fight an' screw all day and night,
honey, baby, mine.


I'll be god damned! You know whats been bugging me lately, my cheese production isnt going well, I mean I get as much man milk as possible but its just not curdling and its pissing me off. I mean how am I going to have perfect cheese on toast if I dont have the right cheese!!! FUCK!!!

You know what im into now, the saxaphon, I would like to play it and im sort of attracted to it, I mean the hole in the front looks so appealing, mmm, yeahhh, ohhh, baby.

Woops sorry my mind got away from me just then I feel a bit woosey, I might have to go and lay down, something isnt right in my head, all I can think of is cheese and saxaphones

Free Tibet!!!

You know what fuck the library, fuck their totalitarian rules about who or what can be taken out and when it has to be taken back, fuck you, I hope you all die! Fascists!!!

You do a line and i'll do a line, honey
You do a line and i'll do a line, babe
You do a line and i'll do a line,
we'll fight an' screw 'til mornin' time,
Honey, baby, mine.

You snort 'cain and i'll snort 'cain, honey
You snort 'cain and i'll snort 'cain, babe
You snort 'cain and i'll snort 'cain
we'll fight an' screw all day and night,
honey, baby, mine.

Errrrrr............yeah thats it, did I say what I thought of Cilla Black, yeah I think I did, yeah you did.

Okay then :hatsoff:

 

[Spleen]

Balls, you've gone off the deep end and ruined what was once a perfectly good pun-a-thon.

I'm deeply ashamed of you.

 

[BlueBalls]

I talked about cheese, I mentioned tibettans, anarchism and Cilla Black, oh and saxophones, for it is you and not I who has ruined the pun a thon, just in case others feel the same way, here you go:

The Thread Is Gone - BB King