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The weather here is fucking awesome!

is it ? well here in the UK it's always raining.. so much that southwest England can't cope with it anymore... :crybaby:
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
I grew up in the Midwest and have had my fill of winter....enough to last me the rest of my life! Hell, it's only in the mid-30s here today and feels like the Arctic to me!

Surely y'all have seen this....

A SOUTHERNER MOVES UP NORTH



JAN 10 5:00 PM. It's starting to snow. The first snow of the season and

the first one we've seen in years. The wife and I took our hot buttered

rums and sat by the picture window, watching the soft flakes drift down,

clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was beautiful!



Jan 11 We awoke to a lovely blanket of fluffy white covering the

landscape. What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered with a

beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years, and

loved it. I did both our driveway and our sidewalk. Later a city

snowplow came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with

compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and waved. I waved

back and shoveled it again.



Jan 12 It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature has

dropped to about 11 degrees. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs

snapped due to the weight of the snow. I shoveled our driveway again.

Shortly afterwards, the snowplow came by and did his trick again. Much of

the snow is now brownish-gray.



Jan 13 Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon

became ice when the temperature dropped again. Bought snow tires for both

cars. Fell on my ass in the driveway. $145 to a chiropractor, but

nothing was broken. More snow and ice expected.



Jan 14 Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought a 4x4 in order to get

to work. Slid into a guardrail anyway, and did considerable amounts of

damage to the right quarter panel. Had another 8 inches of the white shit

last night. Both vehicles covered in salt and crud. More shoveling in

store for me today. That goddamn snowplow came by twice today.



Jan 15 2 degrees outside. More fuckin' snow. Not a tree or shrub on our

property that hasn't been damaged. Power was off most of the night.

Tried to keep from freezing to death with candies and a kerosene heater,

which tipped over and nearly burned the house down. I managed to put the

flames out but suffered 2nd degree burns on my hands and lost all my

eyelashes and eyebrows. 4x4 slid on the ice on the way to the

emergency-room and was totaled.



Jan 16 Goddamn mother fuckin' white shit keeps coming down. Have to put

all the clothes on we own just to get to the fuckin' mailbox. If I ever

catch that son-of-a-bitch that drives the snowplow I'll chew open his

chest and rip out his heart. I think he hides around the corner and waits

to plow shut our driveway again. Power still off. Toilet froze and part

of the roof has started to cave in.



Jan 17 Six goddamn more fuckin' inches of fuckin' snow and fuckin'

sleet, fuckin' ice and goddamn knows what other kind of white fuckin'

shit fell last night. I wounded the fuckin' snowplow asshole with an ice

axe, but he got away. Wife left me. Car won't start. I think I'm going

snowblind. I can't move my toes. Haven't seen the sun in weeks. More

snow predicted. Wind Chill -22 fuckin' degrees. I'm moving back to

Texas!
 

BlkHawk

Closed Account
I grew up in the Midwest and have had my fill of winter....enough to last me the rest of my life! Hell, it's only in the mid-30s here today and feels like the Arctic to me!

Surely y'all have seen this....

I can't rep you, but thanks for the post, I needed that laugh!
 
I would still love winter at this point if I was rich or still a kid. Now it's like: "Don't care. I got shit to do."

Cold temperatures don't bother me that much.
 
I grew up in the Midwest and have had my fill of winter....enough to last me the rest of my life! Hell, it's only in the mid-30s here today and feels like the Arctic to me!

Surely y'all have seen this....

Awesome. I hadn't seen that, thanks for sharing!

Had another few inches of snow today, just was out driving a friend home after dinner. Roads suck again, and the potholes are getting huge. Unreasonably huge.

But, we've been helping the neighbours dig out, they've been helping other neighbours, and everyone is making sure everyone else is okay.

I love winter.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Great, more snow here in the Garden State. :facepalm:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Just want to say that 14 inches of snow is awesome... as long as it's no where near me. What's about to happen in my area is NOT awesome. It sucks balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hairpull:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
.....and yet, more snow here. :facepalm:
 
Great days for the Reno/Sparks area.

Please, god, shift all the snowfall in my direction.
 
In the week to come it's going to be one of the few times this year where the temperatures get up to average for this time of year.
 
Still cold as a butt here, but not quite as cold as it was, so it is possible to be outdoors. It has been something like two whole days without snow, so the roads are in pretty good shape, but it's incredibly dangerous getting in and out of parking lots with the huge piles of snow. Can't see oncoming traffic.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
It's still at least -10 every morning when I wake up. :mad:

We've had two hour delays when it's been -12 and -14 but not when it was -10 and -18. So yeah, I don't really don't get it. Some days I think it's just arbitrary...
 
It's still at least -10 every morning when I wake up. :mad:

We've had two hour delays when it's been -12 and -14 but not when it was -10 and -18. So yeah, I don't really don't get it. Some days I think it's just arbitrary...

At this point here I think there are a lot of parents and students just saying "please, for the love of God, don't cancel or have delays." If they cancel much more the kids will be in school to mid June, and that sucks the balls of donkeys with the force of Justin Bieber.
 
Brilliantly sunny here, and 25 F (-3C). It's a really beautiful day. I think we'll be going for a long walk this afternoon. Snowballs may be flying.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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We got a foot of climate change over the last 12 or so hours.

Lac3y likes it, though.

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alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
They're killing us here in Jersey.

Just got done Snowblowing thru 12 inches with and other 2-4 coming overnight again.

I tap out..:facepalm:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Nineteen inches of climate change over the last two days. My dog, Lac3y, has taken to pooping in the driveways and sidewalks of our neighbors because the snow is above her butthole.
 
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