The things you HATE about porn

[strokin422]

Aaliyah Love[/URL][/B], post: 8566751, member: 370968"]It's the directors cal. I used to make eye contact and kiss the guys. Until I was told 100x in a row "always look at the camera, or at the dick"

Hey Aaliyah, for what it's worth, I'd love to see you just go with your instincts! You know what's hot moreso than any director...I love watching women kiss men before really going for it. Way hotter and way more convincing

 

[hedonis]

It's the directors cal. I used to make eye contact and kiss the guys. Until I was told 100x in a row "always look at the camera, or at the dick"

AGh! I suddenly want to throat punch those directors. Sometimes I want to tell the women (I know they can't hear me) "Quit looking at me! Have sex!" I don't know why, but it just strikes me as irritating when the performers are constantly staring into the camera.

But I digress...

Until I remember that another thing I dislike about porn is that whiny sex voice that 90% of performers seem to get while having sex. Not really so much moaning as... well, whining. And when they go into "Obvious mode"- "You like it when she sucks your dick?" Gosh, no, he probably is gagging on the inside...

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Hey Aaliyah, for what it's worth, I'd love to see you just go with your instincts! You know what's hot moreso than any director...I love watching women kiss men before really going for it. Way hotter and way more convincing

I kiss them, then get into position and look back at the camera like I'm told now. My "instincts" don't pay the bills." And.. I see the point, if a girl is on top, and not looking back, all you see is her side, back of her head, and ass. It's a boring angle.

 

[BusterLoads]

Aaliyah Love[/URL][/B], post: 8567123, member: 370968"]... if a girl is on top, and not looking back, all you see is her side, back of her head, and ass. It's a boring angle.

Not for the viewer. That's pretty much exactly what I want to see.

 

[hedonis]

Boring angles are the fault of the director and crew.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Boring angles are the fault of the director and crew.

you can't exactly get the penetration AND a girl's face, unless she's looking back, tho. I'm not disagreeing with you guys.. but to say "it's the director's fault if we can't see her face AND the penis in her pussy BUT we don't want her turning around and looking in the direction of the camera" makes no sense, because bodies aren't built that way

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Not for the viewer. That's pretty much exactly what I want to see.

good to know! Well then join my website (after the relaunch in October) There's no stupid angles, no fake sex, no reverse cowgirl, no weird tongue flicking type of kissing, no dudes stepping on girl's heads, no racist comments in IR scenes, etc.. it's more realistic and more creative than your average porn I would like to think.

 

[fkknuckle]

Just about anything Max Hardcore has ever made.

True story.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I hate when I'm watching porn and all of a sudden.....there's a man's butthole right in my face. And I'm like, "GO AWAY, DAD. I'M WATCHING PORN HERE!"

 

[RosyPalms]

you can't exactly get the penetration AND a girl's face, unless she's looking back, tho. I'm not disagreeing with you guys.. but to say "it's the director's fault if we can't see her face AND the penis in her pussy BUT we don't want her turning around and looking in the direction of the camera" makes no sense, because bodies aren't built that way

http://www.exploitedcollegegirls.co...er3/photos1/ecg_jennifer3_screenshots-083.jpg


Though i'm guessing that a lot of studios consider picture-in-picture to be amateur camera/editting work. Though i dont mind it too much when i get to see something like Jennifers smiling face at the same time a cock goes into her pussy. You know now that i think about it, i think that ECG is the only amateur site that i know of that does PiP.

Anyways as far as the thread title goes, my biggest pet peeve with porn is all the fake moaning. Some ladies are actually pretty good at it and they make me wonder if they are really good at acting, or if they are actually having fun while getting fucked on camera. My favorite scenes are the ones where it seems like the girl is faking it but then all of the sudden her eyes are like "oh shit this guy/girl is really fucking me and it feels goooood". And then there are the ones who are just so bad at it, that i wonder if they are doing it on their own or if the director is making them do it. There are actually a handful of girls that i would like to see get a really good fucking. Sasha Grey is probably at the top of my list for that. Get a guy, or even another girl that knows how to use a strapon (ie Sinn Sage, Prinzzess Sahara, Brianna Love) and just have them go to town on Sasha. Or hell just give Sasha a Sybian and i'll be happy with that too.

 

[belacragnarok]

Fake
Boring
Gross
False Advertisement
Max Hardcore
People in the other room when I'm watching porn.

 

[thatbigsecret]

Rough sex is often fun, but some seems overly violent
Strange fetishes (feet, pissing, etc.)
Too much plastic surgery...I love natural for the most part

 

[Battletoads]

Taking forever to actually start the action, typically long interviews or shots of the cameraman grabbing the girl

 

[BusterLoads]

Long interviews don't bother me but 1) the girl actually has to have a personality, and 2) the guy/guys involved have to be talking about other shit other than pretending that the girl magically has the best body they've ever seen. I saw a scene Kaylynn did for Back Room Facials a while back that was so good I actually watched it twice before I started watching the sex. Which brings me to something else that pisses me off; when the guys have to act like when a girl takes her clothes off, it's like the first time they've ever seen a naked girl before. Girl takes her tits out and it's all "OH WOW! LOOK AT THOSE TITS!!" Dude, shut the fuck up, take your nose out of her ass and at least TRY to act like you've already seen a ton of naked chicks before this very second.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Long interviews don't bother me but 1) the girl actually has to have a personality, and 2) the guy/guys involved have to be talking about other shit other than pretending that the girl magically has the best body they've ever seen. I saw a scene Kaylynn did for Back Room Facials a while back that was so good I actually watched it twice before I started watching the sex. Which brings me to something else that pisses me off; when the guys have to act like when a girl takes her clothes off, it's like the first time they've ever seen a naked girl before. Girl takes her tits out and it's all "OH WOW! LOOK AT THOSE TITS!!" Dude, shut the fuck up, take your nose out of her ass and at least TRY to act like you've already seen a ton of naked chicks before this very second.

yeah it's awkward for us when they act like that too. Like "omg, boobies!!!" and we have to giggle like bimbos like "tehehe! yeah, look at my boobies!" but ya know, if that's what the script calls for..

 

[Aaliyah Love]

ok I've got one.. this whole "teen/milf" thing.. these days you're either one or another. When I was 23 I was on the cover of Barely Legal and Tight magazine, and a certain company put me on their MILF website in the same month. now many years later, I'm still being put into either category, and I am most def NEITHER.. can't we just be 2 hot people fucking? Do our ages HAVE to play into our persona? I know those "niches" are turn ons for SOME, but I bet there's dudes out there that don't really care how old the girl is, and just wants to jerks his dick to her if she looks and fucks hot?
And the new "in" fetish, this whole incest thing. Ok, I get it, it's taboo, and that's exciting and hot for some.. but more than 50% of the porn I shoot these days, my costar is either my "step Mom" or "step brother" YAWN! First of all, so many companies aren't even DOING IT RIGHT and playing off of the taboo aspect, creating tension and drama, longing and "should we be doing this?!" we just make sure to mumble something about "step" before we start fucking.. there's no set up, and everyone KNOWS we're not really related, so what's the point? And anything done over and over again, the "taboo" is taken out of it.. it's ruined. Again, can't it just be a hot girl and a hot dude fucking, does the guy putting his dick in my mouth HAVE to be my brother or my Dad?

 

[fkknuckle]

ok I've got one.. this whole "teen/milf" thing.. these days you're either one or another. When I was 23 I was on the cover of Barely Legal and Tight magazine, and a certain company put me on their MILF website in the same month. now many years later, I'm still being put into either category, and I am most def NEITHER.. can't we just be 2 hot people fucking? Do our ages HAVE to play into our persona? I know those "niches" are turn ons for SOME, but I bet there's dudes out there that don't really care how old the girl is, and just wants to jerks his dick to her if she looks and fucks hot?
And the new "in" fetish, this whole incest thing. Ok, I get it, it's taboo, and that's exciting and hot for some.. but more than 50% of the porn I shoot these days, my costar is either my "step Mom" or "step brother" YAWN! First of all, so many companies aren't even DOING IT RIGHT and playing off of the taboo aspect, creating tension and drama, longing and "should we be doing this?!" we just make sure to mumble something about "step" before we start fucking.. there's no set up, and everyone KNOWS we're not really related, so what's the point? And anything done over and over again, the "taboo" is taken out of it.. it's ruined. Again, can't it just be a hot girl and a hot dude fucking, does the guy putting his dick in my mouth HAVE to be my brother or my Dad?

Yup! I just want gonzo! I could give 2 shits about any kind of storyline.

 

[John10781]

ok I've got one.. this whole "teen/milf" thing.. these days you're either one or another. When I was 23 I was on the cover of Barely Legal and Tight magazine, and a certain company put me on their MILF website in the same month. now many years later, I'm still being put into either category, and I am most def NEITHER.. can't we just be 2 hot people fucking? Do our ages HAVE to play into our persona? I know those "niches" are turn ons for SOME, but I bet there's dudes out there that don't really care how old the girl is, and just wants to jerks his dick to her if she looks and fucks hot?
And the new "in" fetish, this whole incest thing. Ok, I get it, it's taboo, and that's exciting and hot for some.. but more than 50% of the porn I shoot these days, my costar is either my "step Mom" or "step brother" YAWN! First of all, so many companies aren't even DOING IT RIGHT and playing off of the taboo aspect, creating tension and drama, longing and "should we be doing this?!" we just make sure to mumble something about "step" before we start fucking.. there's no set up, and everyone KNOWS we're not really related, so what's the point? And anything done over and over again, the "taboo" is taken out of it.. it's ruined. Again, can't it just be a hot girl and a hot dude fucking, does the guy putting his dick in my mouth HAVE to be my brother or my Dad?

Still can't rep you. +2 lol

 

[BusterLoads]

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Although the age thing doesn't really do it for me anymore, I can understand it. Some men want to fantasize about being with younger women. Some men like older women. When I was younger I liked and often fantasized about older women so my porn gravitated towards women that were older. I didn't care (to an extent) how hot the body of the younger girls were. Nowadays I don't particularly give a shit. What I never understood is why they put mid 20 year olds on milf covers, unless there's a such a shortage of Lisa Ann or Julia Ann type women that they have to use younger women to satisfy that niche.

I don't, nor will I ever get the family thing. I refuse to watch any "My Dad's Hot Girlfriend" videos because the whole idea of fucking a girl that's been fucking your father weirds me out. In terms of step-brother/step-sister videos, I don't gravitate towards them but I don't mind watching one if an actor or actors that I like are in the scene , but I'm certainly not focusing on the fact that they're pretending to be step siblings. I refuse to watch step-son/step-daughter/step-father/step-mother videos though.

But as for your question "what's the point?", well, porn is supposed to be fantasy right? It's primarily focuses on sex sure, but aren't fantasies much more grandiose than just fucking some hot dude or hot chick? I mean if people ONLY wanted just to watch two (or however many involved) people fucking, then why have interviews, or little scenarios, or any of that at all? Why not just throw people in a room and say "ok, now start fucking!" It's because some people, if not most in my opinion, want at least SOME type of interaction to familiarize them with the women. I don't like Angell Summers just because she has a hot body, I like her because that girl seems cool as fuck in real life AND she has a hot body. I'm pretty sure I'm in the minority here, but I actually like to watch the interviews (bangbros style) or watch the scenarios (brazzers/mofos style) play out. And not only that but if the chemistry is bad between the performers or the acting is bad then I'll get rid of the video before the sex even starts because then I don't really see a point in continuing. Even as cliche as most of the setups are, it's really the personality of the girl on camera (as well as her looks of course) that gets me riled up. I don't have a particular fetish/niche that I gravitate towards so maybe I'm not the you want to hear an answer from though.

Case in point, I recently watched a scene that started out with the guy picking up a girl who just happened to miss her bus. Typical cliche setup, right? Right. Who cares. What I cared about though was that the 10-15 min conversation they had in the car was so dull and awkward that I skimmed through the vid, grabbed a few screenshots and deleted it without even watching the sex. If porn ever got to the point where as you said, "can't it just be a hot girl and a hot dude fucking" then that would probably be the final nail that would make me give up watching professional porn entirely.

So for some, yeah I guess the guy putting his dick in her mouth does have to be her (step) father or etc., just like the girl HAS to be a secretary or a librarian or whatever role the dude watching is into.

 

[Bluejaye]

Another thing I personally find annoying are sites with multiple entries for the same model under different names with different details (country, age and so on).

I also find it quite annoying when a site shoots a really well known model and uses what appears to be a random alias when everyone associates her work name with her work.