The things you HATE about porn

[wingman00]

There are so many retarded looking (or just retarded) guys in porn, get rid of them!

 

[Richiiee]

- Ugly and distorted dicks
- Close-ups of intercourse (I want to see the girl's face/body please)
- The guy being loud/moaning

 

[O85]

When they have sex or take their clothes off.

 

[Oito]

showing the guy's face before/during the cumshot, no one wants to see that

i also hate the overly stupid sex talk, such as "OMG your dick is inside my pussy fucking me" and "im stroking your cock up and down with my right hand", i think it sounds silly.

Both of these annoy me... also i would have to say some of the more brutal porn bothers me, like the degrading shit

 

[bustman]

1.) Extreme close-ups of ballsacks while the dick is in the pussy. Not to mention, leaving the camera there for 3-5 minutes. Can I please see some fucking?

2.) Gangbangs involving one girl and like umpteen people fucking her while other guys in the back wait their turn. So gay!

3.) Those ridiculous 50 man creampies! That's not porn... that's insanity!

4.) Ava Devine's anal prolapse. That was... disfuckinggusting!

5.) Jeannie Pepper's appearance. Why does she always look like she just stepped out of bed with a bad wig and an ill-fitting two-piece?

6.) Former adult entertainers who find God. When did you lose Him? And after you've done every sex act under the sun, why denounce your "porn past?"

 

[thebear247]

fisting im sorry i think it is a turnoff when you can damn near loose your whole arm in a womans pussy

 

[Sab]

Cruel and abrasive "dirty talk" and other disrespectful things. Just irks me.

 

[ehang]

i hate scenes where im expecting a huge facial or something at the end but then i see about 3 drops of cum on her chin, although i guess this cant be helped in most cases.

any movie with Mick Blue, you can guarantee the facial is going to be weak at the end.

 

[Miner69r]

In pictorals, I hate closeups of a single body part. Usually the vagina, but it doesn't matter. I want to see the girl, not count the hairs on her pussy.

IF she's shaved I don't mind if it zooms in on her pussy but I HATE it when it zooms in on the guys dick when shes getting fucked.

 

[aljohn]

Hairy pussies

 

[tiger1977]

conversation

 

[Cydin]

guys talking in the background if it's a solo girl scene

 

[Miner69r]

And bad acting. Although I love it when the acting is so bad that I actually laugh.

 

[Loco-uno]

Five words.

Close-up, sweaty dude taint.

I hate that shit too.

 

[Rey C.]

In pictorals, I hate closeups of a single body part. Usually the vagina, but it doesn't matter. I want to see the girl, not count the hairs on her pussy.

^^^This!

It's great when a girl has a really nice ass. But I can appreciate it more if the camera is distanced so you can get some perspective. Does she have a nice, big ass or do you have the lens two inches from her butt? I don't know!

A lot of the gonzo sites seem to have cameramen who are fascinated as hell that they can do close-ups. But whether it's Sophia Castello, Olivia O'Lovely, Sara Jay or whomever, if my screen is just filled with these two giant mounds of flesh... that ain't real damn sexy or erotic.

Me as director for a day: Back the fuckin' camera up, you far sighted moron!!! *bitch slap*

 

[Alyssa Rose]

i hate scenes where im expecting a huge facial or something at the end but then i see about 3 drops of cum on her chin, although i guess this cant be helped in most cases.

i also hate the overly stupid sex talk, such as "OMG your dick is inside my pussy fucking me" and "im stroking your cock up and down with my right hand", i think it sounds silly.

but apart from that, i heart porn.

OH MAN! I hate this so much lol

One time during sex as I joke I was like 'You like fucking my pussy? Huh you like that pussy' and my husband just started busting up laughing with me lol

I mean, really, its annoying and so unrealistic. I like moans and occasional dirty talk but they go so over the top.:2 cents:

 

[iluvbriannalove]

guys instructing girls what to do in scenes. and camera man talking about how hot the girl is then you see there hand in the shot and grab her ass or something and make a gay ass sound. i want to watch the girl! not some lame ass cameraman constantly coming up with perverted things to do and say!! for fucks sake shutup!!

 

[aljohn]

girls that fake there orgasms way to much

 

[Bigoldowls]

When we hear the cameraman giving instructions, or generally talking from behind the camera.

Overt views of mens faces and features.

Cheesy disco music overdub.

Birds who just lay there like slabs of meat.

 

[peterock23]

When in a solo scene the cameraman starts touching the girls pussy. (I THOUGHT U SAID SOLO )

Unlike a lot of people here, I actually like watching solo and lesbian scenes over scenes with guys in them. I don't enjoy seeing another man's dick when I'm jerkin it. LOL :rofl:

Bad quality/resolution. If you're gonna film a porn get a better camera dammit.

Music in the background.

Oh, and some of you might find this gross, but I actually like closeups of pussies (the wetter, the better), as long as there's no dick.

In solo scenes I prefer to see a girl fingering instead of toying, and I like to see a girl tease herself until her vagina naturally lubricates itself instead of her using lube/oil/spit. :thumbsup:

And I hate girls with extremely big boobs. B and C is good enough for me.